Happy birthday to my favorite affluent, African-American Browns-loving Dream Wizard!

[WWWWombat]

*lights necromantic tallow candles*

[JustInFudge]

I'd tell him to **** bitches get money....but he's already got the money.

[Integrity28]

I'd tell him to **** bitches get money....but he's already got the money.

Redundant JIF is redundant.

[The Crusher]

Happy Birthday to the doosh nozzle who already has everything. F.U!!

[JustInFudge]

Redundant JIF is redundant.

Boring Gaype is boring.

[Integrity28]

Boring Gaype is boring.

Stating the obvious, which is all I was going for, is boring. Unlike you I'm not under some delusion that I was bringing anything more to this board than that.

[JustInFudge]

Stating the obvious, which is all I was going for, is boring. Unlike you I'm not under some delusion that I was bringing anything more to this board than that.

I am JetNation.

[Leelou]

Happy birthday Hess!

[cindy]

happy birthday hess

had to have leelou translate that all for me...

[HessStation]

LOL thank you very much people of sun!!!! Love you all.

[cindy]

<3

[THE ILK]

I'll light a candle and morn him.

[Jets Voice of Reason]

Happy birthday!

[Lily]

Happy Birthday, Hess. *big birthday smoochies*

[Jetsfan80]

Max just read this thread title and had a mini-panic attack.

Happy birthday Hess! Go do 95 on the highway while posting about Brandon Weeden for us!

[Verbal]

Belated happy b-day!

[Jetscode1]

Belated Happy B-day...enjoy the new team...if they sign Chip Kelly you will have a winner...

[WWWWombat]

Chip Kelly is the man and I have a soft spot for Cleveland. Would love to see that.

[CTM]

tell hesshole i said i hope his birthday sucks

[cindy]

I think you have to pay extra for that.