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Crusher was visibly upset by this tragedy.  Privately, him and Bup-z had talked about adopting Nolderp and making him part of the family.  As they held each other weeping like children who lost their gerbil, they heard a cry from another room.  What they were about to see is as disturbing as anything you've ever heard of before in your life.  

 

The group made their way to the confession rooms.  As they pulled back the curtains, they saw what was a hideous crime.  2 men laid face down on the floor.  Each had an arm around the other, pants down their ankles and some serious damage done to their anus.  It looked as though they were trying to protect one another but got ****ed to death to by some crazed mad man.  The person who did this crime remains among the wedding guests and clearly has some serious issues.  

 

Pac and AVM (representing the Fusion Fags, Vic and AVM, town lovers) have been ****ed to death.

 

This is definitely Viagra related, and Ironically the exact term that I said to JIF when I was joking about what Viagra could do.

 

Pac is dead, and was apparently town.....which conflicts with the guilty I received on him.

 

So, either:

 

1.  A scum Framer got crazy lucky and Framed Pac last night, or

2.  My viewing was otherwise tampered with

 

I doubt scum would frame and kill Pac, so they must have targeted AVM.....the kill on Nolder is either scum or SK.

 

2 deaths (shots) there means SK, or vig.

 

Here is a theory for you: You're a paranoid cop.  Two bads and a nada doesn't look like regular cop play IMO.  Why hasn't this been mentioned?

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After a gruesome evening that would surely stain the minds of the wedding guests forever, the town acted swiftly during the day.  One guest named Verbal, came to the forefront a bit prematurely (story of his life) and said he had some inside information on a female, who was once a male!  They called this he/she, Dan.  Dan, is married to one of the other guests JVOY, who was quick to back up the this stranger Verbal and throw his wife to the teeth and ultimately belly of Crusher.  Crusher who was very excited because he's never had transvestite before put on his bib and threw the salt and pepper to the side.  He wanted to taste this meal as is.  

 

Dan (representing Pacturd who desperately wants to be like JiF) the mafia role blocker has been fed to Crusher.

 

 

 

Its is now evening, you have 24 hours to submit your night actions.

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After a gruesome evening that would surely stain the minds of the wedding guests forever, the town acted swiftly during the day.  One guest named Verbal, came to the forefront a bit prematurely (story of his life) and said he had some inside information on a female, who was once a male!  They called this he/she, Dan.  Dan, is married to one of the other guests JVOY, who was quick to back up the this stranger Verbal and throw his wife to the teeth and ultimately belly of Crusher.  Crusher who was very excited because he's never had transvestite before put on his bib and threw the salt and pepper to the side.  He wanted to taste this meal as is.  

 

Dan (representing Pacturd who desperately wants to be like JiF) the mafia role blocker has been fed to Crusher.

 

 

 

Its is now evening, you have 24 hours to submit your night actions.

 

 

BURP

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This is definitely Viagra related, and Ironically the exact term that I said to JIF when I was joking about what Viagra could do.

 

 

Here is a theory for you: You're a paranoid cop.  Two bads and a nada doesn't look like regular cop play IMO.  Why hasn't this been mentioned?

 

Holy **** dude.  Have you been reading the thread?  It's been mentioned probably a dozen times by now!!!  My God, you can't be this stupid.  It's just not possible.  Please just obey my avatar and STFU for the rest of the game.

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I see I missed the whole day. Good work, Verb. 

 

I've seen Verb get three guiltys running when I was modding a game, so his original results didn't surprise me. He's a damn good cop. 

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After a delicious serving of transvestite, Crusher and JiF found a nice place to spoon in the back of the Cathedral.  As they slept, Bupz dreamed of perfect waves and fields of kush bud.  Crusher dreamed of the buffet that he's been waiting to devour for the last 3 days and a fountain cake flowing with Makers Mark.

 

A loud noise followed by a horrendous smell filled the air.  Crusher farted.  It woke the entire wedding.  Grabbing their noses and rushing for some fresh air, one of the wedding guests tripped over a body on his way to the doors.  As they gathered themselves, they turned only to find a dead body:

 

Verbal (representing the Ape) the town paranoid cop (who finds everyone guilty just like the real Ape) has been killed

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That was not all...

 

Another grotesque site terrified the wedding guests.  A man with a piece of salami on his face laid dead.  The salami had a perfect round shape to it around his mouth.  After a bold soul pulled the salami off his mouth, they noticed he also had a hole in the back of his throat.  Seems like someone mouth ****ed him to death.  

 

csarmi (representing himself) a wedding guest (townie) has been mouth ****ed to death.

 

 

 

 

It is now day, with 9 players remaining it takes 5 to lynch

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Roles will be sent out after my lunch meeting.

Rules, you know them.

Everyone is going to be a "wedding guest" with a #. However, you're all a character from JN mafia. Those names will be revealed upon death. You CAN NOT reveal your #.

Crusher is my co-mod.

Here's the roster:

1. Leelou

2. Verb - night killed N4

3. Klecko

4. Halia

5. Salami - mouth ****ed to death N4 - roleless town

6. Jetscode

7. Hess

8. Mish - lynched D2 - roleless town

9. Ishy

10. Smash/Pac - ****ed to death N3 - town lover

11. AwesomeVM - ****ed to death N3 - town lover

12. Lovely Lilly

13. DAN. - lynched D4 - scum RB

14. J80 - lynched D3 - scum GF

15. DPR - lynched D1 - roleless town

16. Tomshane - killed N1 - town doc

17. JVOR

18. Nolder - killed N3 - lie detector town

19. Darthe

 

Updated roster

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