Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Last night, despite losing Adrian Peterson and making the stupid decision to play Ladarius Green at tight end, I completed a coup... stealing the most points for the season prize from the guy who owns Peyton Manning. The guy with Manning is the only other Jets fan in this league. The rest? 10 Patriots fans. My prize? The Pats fan with the worst cumulative points for has to buy me the jersey (or any single fan gear item, like a hoodie, of up to $100) of my choice. My dilemma... as I've noted here a few times, every time I get anything Jets related that is player/coach specific, that player/coach takes a nose dive. It's bad luck. So.... do I get a jersey? If so, who? Or do I get a retro hoodie like this one? http://www.lids.com/nfl/new-york-jets/20399666 Mods, feel free to move this to the Lounge after it gets a little traction. It's super, duper important that I don't jinx anyone we like. Yes, serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I started Ladarius Green too. Stupid, stupid. As far as a jersey goes...would say Wilkerson is your best bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexiRoll6 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Last night, despite losing Adrian Peterson and making the stupid decision to play Ladarius Green at tight end, I completed a coup... stealing the most points for the season prize from the guy who owns Peyton Manning. The guy with Manning is the only other Jets fan in this league. The rest? 10 Patriots fans. My prize? The Pats fan with the worst cumulative points for has to buy me the jersey (or any single fan gear item, like a hoodie, of up to $100) of my choice. My dilemma... as I've noted here a few times, every time I get anything Jets related that is player/coach specific, that player/coach takes a nose dive. It's bad luck. So.... do I get a jersey? If so, who? Or do I get a retro hoodie like this one? http://www.lids.com/nfl/new-york-jets/20399666 Mods, feel free to move this to the Lounge after it gets a little traction. It's super, duper important that I don't jinx anyone we like. Yes, serious. Dee Milliner. He can't get any worse so maybe he will get better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 I started Ladarius Green too. Stupid, stupid. As far as a jersey goes...would say Wilkerson is your best bet. Is he jinx proof? Let me be clear on this brah... I got myslef a Mawae jersey before we hired Mangini - he cut him because he didn't want a players union rep in the locker room. I got a Pennington figurine as a gag gift - the 2nd year with Mangini, he gets hurt, Kellen Clemens sucks, the team tanks. I got a Favre jersey as a gift - the same week he apparently hurt his arm and told nobody. I got myself a Sanchez t-shirt with his number on it - at the beginning of his 3rd season, he did nothing but get worse from that point on. I got the Rex book as a gift - after his 2nd season, he's been on a steady decline since. My sister gave me a Revis jersey - he gets hurt, then traded in the season that followed getting that gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Dee Milliner. He can't get any worse so maybe he will get better. Hmmm... reverse the curse logic, makes sense... I want nothing to do with his jersey though. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Is he jinx proof? Let me be clear on this brah... I got myslef a Mawae jersey before we hired Mangini - he cut him because he didn't want a players union rep in the locker room. I got a Pennington figurine as a gag gift - the 2nd year with Mangini, he gets hurt, Kellen Clemens sucks, the team tanks. I got a Favre jersey as a gift - the same week he apparently hurt his arm and told nobody. I got myself a Sanchez t-shirt with his number on it - at the beginning of his 3rd season, he did nothing but get worse from that point on. I got the Rex book as a gift - after his 2nd season, he's been on a steady decline since. My sister gave me a Revis jersey - he gets hurt, then traded in the season that followed getting that gift. Nobody on the Jets is jinx proof. We just havent had a lot of guys that would demand a jersey buy either though. We dont have anyone who consistently scores touchdowns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 that's a long way to go just to tell us you got most points in your dumb league. In my league I trounced my first round playoff opponent by 48 pts and next week have many guys playing in domes. Shaping up as another championship for yours truly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 that's a long way to go just to tell us you got most points in your dumb league. In my league I trounced my first round playoff opponent by 48 pts and next week have many guys playing in domes. Shaping up as another championship for yours truly. LOL, it's okay... if it's going to be a pissing contest of insecurity, you'll win I assure you. Here though, I'll play along with you... I'm in 3 leagues. I finished #1 in scoring in two of them. #2 in scoring in the third, which I missed by 8 points. Two leagues have 6 playoff teams, in those leagues I got 1st round BYEs. In the other league, my week 14 was spent winning this jersey. I have one #1 seed, and two #2 seeds. I lost AD on two of my teams yesterday, and Gronk on my third team. At this point, I'm just hoping I didn't bring all 3 teams this far just to have all the injuries start piling up on me now. (Good luck, by the way... pig.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Is he jinx proof? Let me be clear on this brah... I got myslef a Mawae jersey before we hired Mangini - he cut him because he didn't want a players union rep in the locker room. I got a Pennington figurine as a gag gift - the 2nd year with Mangini, he gets hurt, Kellen Clemens sucks, the team tanks. I got a Favre jersey as a gift - the same week he apparently hurt his arm and told nobody. I got myself a Sanchez t-shirt with his number on it - at the beginning of his 3rd season, he did nothing but get worse from that point on. I got the Rex book as a gift - after his 2nd season, he's been on a steady decline since. My sister gave me a Revis jersey - he gets hurt, then traded in the season that followed getting that gift. Strongly suggest a Geno Smith Jersey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 ^^ pac and ape again having a contest to see whose penis is smaller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 ^^ pac and ape again having a contest to see whose penis is smaller CTM again popping his head out of a giant bush to talk about my penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Buy a gun and shoot yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Buy a gun and shoot yourself. That's not very nice. What if I get a Klecko jersey, then will you love me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 That's not very nice. What if I get a Klecko jersey, then will you love me? It wasnt. I figured the Ape killing himself would be funny. Sorry. I'd probably look at - Holmes, Winslow, Reed, Nelson, Hill or Ducasse. All safe bets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 can't go wrong with M&N Joe WIlly http://www.ebay.com/itm/NFL-Mitchell-Ness-New-York-Jets-Joe-Namath-Jersey-Size-52-X-Large-/251396302198?pt=US_Football_Fan_Shop&hash=item3a88632576 hoodie http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-York-Jets-Mitchell-Ness-Vintage-Time-Out-Heavyweight-Sweatshirt-/300948348829?pt=US_Football_Fan_Shop&var=&hash=item4611eb5f9d jacket http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-York-Jets-Mitchell-Ness-Competitor-Vintage-Premium-Jacket-/300943634858?pt=US_Football_Fan_Shop&var=&hash=item4611a371aa vest (which i feel like will go on sale sooner or later) http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-York-Jets-Mitchell-Ness-Free-Agent-Throwback-Snap-Vest-Jacket-/300943698589?pt=US_Football_Fan_Shop&var=&hash=item4611a46a9d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 No way serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 can't go wrong with M&N Joe WIlly http://www.ebay.com/itm/NFL-Mitchell-Ness-New-York-Jets-Joe-Namath-Jersey-Size-52-X-Large-/251396302198?pt=US_Football_Fan_Shop&hash=item3a88632576 hoodie http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-York-Jets-Mitchell-Ness-Vintage-Time-Out-Heavyweight-Sweatshirt-/300948348829?pt=US_Football_Fan_Shop&var=&hash=item4611eb5f9d jacket http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-York-Jets-Mitchell-Ness-Competitor-Vintage-Premium-Jacket-/300943634858?pt=US_Football_Fan_Shop&var=&hash=item4611a371aa vest (which i feel like will go on sale sooner or later) http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-York-Jets-Mitchell-Ness-Free-Agent-Throwback-Snap-Vest-Jacket-/300943698589?pt=US_Football_Fan_Shop&var=&hash=item4611a46a9d Good finds Bit, thanks. I asked the commish how much this guy has to spend. If it's say $100, I'll just take his cash and get myself the Namath and pay the difference. You are correct, you cannot go wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 No way serious. Serious as burning pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Buy a gun and shoot Jif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Buy a gun and shoot Jif h8u gfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 h8u gfy buy a small penis and shoot jif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Adult men shouldn't walk around with another man's name in their back unless they're ******* them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Adult men shouldn't walk around with another Nan's name in their back unless they're ******* them. I have never owned a jersey for this reason, seems weird wearing another man's name on your back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 buy a small penis and shoot jif Thats disturbing. Adult men shouldn't walk around with another Nan's name in their back unless they're ******* them. So, you have a closet filled with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Adult men shouldn't walk around with another man's name in their back unless they're ******* them. I have never owned a jersey for this reason, seems weird wearing another man's name on your back You two fags are obviously not REAL FANS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Isn't it obvious? The answer is to get a Simms jersey, as there's nothing that can bring that amazing man down. It'll be as sure money of a bet as my amazing Ratliff jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Isn't it obvious? The answer is to get a Simms jersey, as there's nothing that can bring that amazing man down. It'll be as sure money of a bet as my amazing Ratliff jersey. I'm going to get a CTM jersey and see if they'll put a noodle on the back, instead of a number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 It's on it's way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 one N you ape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 one N you ape Your name is what I say it is, you pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraVerde Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Move to fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Is he jinx proof? Let me be clear on this brah... I got myslef a Mawae jersey before we hired Mangini - he cut him because he didn't want a players union rep in the locker room. I got a Pennington figurine as a gag gift - the 2nd year with Mangini, he gets hurt, Kellen Clemens sucks, the team tanks. I got a Favre jersey as a gift - the same week he apparently hurt his arm and told nobody. I got myself a Sanchez t-shirt with his number on it - at the beginning of his 3rd season, he did nothing but get worse from that point on. I got the Rex book as a gift - after his 2nd season, he's been on a steady decline since. My sister gave me a Revis jersey - he gets hurt, then traded in the season that followed getting that gift. Yeesh you're a freaking jinx. Get a Tom Brady jersey please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Yeesh you're a freaking jinx. Get a Tom Brady jersey please. I actually told the guy I want a custom Jets jersey that says #12 Brady on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Move to fantasy Yeah, we should clear a spot for another one of your dogsh*t threads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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