jgb Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 9, 2015 Author Share Posted September 9, 2015 "So I says to her, honey, I just got out of the pool and the water was cold. It's deflation!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 "I wasnt exactly huge before the insane amounts of HGH I take on a daily basis, but now, holy sh*t man, my thingy is only this big" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 "My a$$hole stretches THIS wide." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYs Stepchild Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I only cheated this much. Giselle has a penis, but it's only a little one. That doesn't make me gay right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flushing Roots Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 If Mo Lewis missed Bledsoe by this much, you never would have heard of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawk Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 "This is how much respect I have for the game." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prime21 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I'm a way bigger bitch than this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdetroit Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Giselle's private area after the gardener opens her up while I'm on the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villain The Foe Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Thanks to Judge Berman, who afterwards partied it up with Kraft in the Hamptons this past Labor Day weekend, this will be the size of my next championship ring when I cheat my way to a 5th Superbowl win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 This much more and there would be no divorce talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 "This is how much respect I have for the game." winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Bill's dick is only this big but he's so innovative in how he uses it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 So when I went down on the judge I was stunned that it was only this big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLV Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 "The strap-on Giselle uses on me is only this big. She said she din't want to be packing any more than me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Can you believe I live every day with my dick only this far away from my butthole? Who has it better than me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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