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http://deadspin.com/illinois-state-football-recruit-kobe-buffalomeat-is-ind-1791919511

With all that is going on in the world, the horrors that we are all facing as our country stares into the abyss of a possible 5th Patriots championship... I take solace in the fact that we do, indeed, live in a world where there is a football player named Kobe Buffalomeat and that he was named after Kobe Bryant, according to his father, Ray. Ray Buffalomeat.

 

 

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Kobe beef from Japan one of the best in the world. $200 + per lb. Cattle are massaged by geishas daily as they grow.

Understand SAR eats it for lunch.

Kobe Buffalomeat must be good.

BTW on the subject of poor name choices ,Woody Johnson....bad enought right?  

Named his son Jack Wood Johnson  ..... no joke.

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1 hour ago, Kleckineau said:

Kobe beef from Japan one of the best in the world. $200 + per lb. Cattle are massaged by geishas daily as they grow.

Understand SAR eats it for lunch.

Kobe Buffalomeat must be good.

BTW on the subject of poor name choices ,Woody Johnson....bad enought right?  

Named his son Jack Wood Johnson  ..... no joke.

Is his nickname Little Woody?

For record, Kobe Buffalomeat is NOT a poor name choice. It's a wonderful name choice. 

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12 hours ago, New York Mick said:

That use to be my porn name. 

 

I knew a girl back in the day with the unusual name of Ada Wong.  But back to bad NFL names, if we are going to erect a wall of fame, I would have to nominate our very own Dick Curl.  I mean really...were his parents that dumb?

 

 

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14 hours ago, Kleckineau said:

Kobe beef from Japan one of the best in the world. $200 + per lb. Cattle are massaged by geishas daily as they grow.

Understand SAR eats it for lunch.

Kobe Buffalomeat must be good.

BTW on the subject of poor name choices ,Woody Johnson....bad enought right?  

Named his son Jack Wood Johnson  ..... no joke.

I really can't imagine geishas massaging buffalos. Wait, maybe I can, saw it in a movie. Great wah wah guitar soundtrack too. 

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