JetsBlow99 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Now I know im a rival but just had to give you guys props for this site...I never thought Id be a daily visitor to a Jests site but theres alot of good football talk in here. Well except for my input on JA for a bag of chips talk...Great site, keep it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Know I know im a rival but just had to give you guys props for this site...I never thought Id be a daily visitor to a Jests site but theres alot of good football talk in here. Well except for my input on JA for a bag of chips talk...Great site, keep it up! jetsblow, as a poster who has a massive amount to do with the greatnes of this site, let me personally thank you for the kind words. best of luck to saban & your fins moving forward ma man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Know I know im a rival but just had to give you guys props for this site...I never thought Id be a daily visitor to a Jests site but theres alot of good football talk in here. Well except for my input on JA for a bag of chips talk...Great site, keep it up! u r right,,Abe is a Turd,,actually so much of a Turd he probably belongs with the best group of Turds in NFL history,, the Dolphins, a team of felons,,, Offense There is a theory in the NFL that offensive linemen are the smartest guys on the field, and the make up of our team would tend to support that. I couldn't find a single offensive lineman with the Dolphins that has had a serious legal problem, other than Searcy who was signed by Miami, but never played due to injury. No problem with the skill positions, we are solid (with plenty of depth) at both wide receiver and running back. Wide Receiver - David Boston (2002 Drug Possession and DUI, pleaded no contest) Wide Receiver - Mark Duper (1989 Accused of Rape, charges eventually dropped, 1994 charged with buying cocaine with intent to sell) Wide Receiver - Mark Clayton (1993 Dead Beat Dad) Tight End - Eric Green (1992 Substance Abuse) Quarterback - Brian Griese (2001 DUI) Running Back- Eugene "Mercury" Morris (1982 cocaine trafficking, got 20 years) Right Tackle - Leon Searcy (2001, spousal abuse, battery) Right Guard- Carlton Haselrig [from the Steelers] (1993, 1994, 1995 DUI, Substance abuse, parole violation) Center - Mike Webster [from the Steelers] (1999 forging prescriptions) Left Tackle - Levi Jones [from the Bengals] (2004, interfering with a police officer, assault) Left Guard - Keno Hills [from the Saints] (1998 Heroine possession, weapons charge) Defense I almost put together a complete defense from Dolphin's with arrest records, but I couldn't come up a strong safety and ended up having to pick up Darius Johnson from the Broncos. I picked Johnson, not because of his talent on the field, but because of his classy crime - slapping a topless dancer. Corner - Patrick Surtain (2000 DUI) Corner - Fulton Walker (1989 second degree sexual assault, 2002 convicted of possession) Left End - Demetrius Underwood (2003 robbed man in wheelchair - found incompetent to stand trial) Defensive Tackle - Jermaine Haley (2003 DUI) Defensive Tackle - Shane Burton (2nd DUI) Right End - Jim Dunaway (2002, charged with murdering ex-wife, lost civil suit when children sued him for wrongful death) Linebacker - Derrick Rodgers (1998 DUI; 2002 battery, aggravated battery, resisting arrest with violence) Middle Linebacker - Eddie Moore (2004 disorderly conduct) Linebacker - Aubrey Beavers (2003, felony marijuana possession) Free Safety - Gene Atkins (1989 arson, 2nd degree attempted murder, conspiracy to commit battery) Strong Safety - Darius Johnson [from the Broncos] (1999 assault) Special Teams I have always been impressed with the quality of Miami's special teams, but we fall short when it comes to convicted felons.....in fact, with the exception of Janikowski, I am not aware of a single NFL punter or kicker with a police record. It was necessary to bring up a kid from college to complete the team. Kicker - Sebastian Janikowski [from the Raiders] (2000, 2001, 2002 bribery, possession, DUI) Punter - Jimmy Kibble [from Virginia Tech, tried out with Pats and Skins] (4 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor...banging high school girls) If any of our convicts get tired late in the game, have no fear - we have a pretty strong bench. Here is a partial list of available substitutes. My apologies if your favorite dolphin is missing. WR Oronde Gadsden (2004 DUI) WR Charles Jordon (car theft, felony theft, reckless driving, charged with murder) WR - Tony Martin (1999 drug money laundering) WR - Lamar Thomas (battery on his fiancee, parole violation) WR Mark Ingram (holding counterfeit currency, dead beat dad, car theft) WR Robert Baker (1998 drug trafficking) WR Lamar Thomas (battery on his fiancee, parole violation) WR Dedric Ward (2001 accused of drugging and raping a woman, charges dropped) RB - Sammy Smith (drug trafficking) RB - Lawrence Phillips (1996 domestic assault, 2003 sexual assault) RB - Cecil Collins (2001 sexual assault, breaking and entering, burglary, serving 15 years ) RB - Fulton Walker (1989 second degree sexual assault) RB - Lamar Smith (2003 tried for vehicular assault and DUI) RB - Stacey Spikes (1995 domestic abuse, assault) RB - Jack Harper (2001 illegal alligator harvesting, identity theft) QB - Jon Denton (1997 drug possession, ran prostitution ring in college) CB - Ben Kelly (2003 DUI) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4HCrew Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Welcome to the site..any chance we can take your coaching staff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsBlow99 Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 u r right,,Abe is a Turd,,actually so much of a Turd he probably belongs with the best group of Turds in NFL history,, the Dolphins, a team of felons,,, Ricky Williams, hooch Quintin Williams , DUI Randy McMichael , Beat up wife Oronde Gadsden has been arrested for DUI. Eddie Moore, Miami's 2nd round pick from the 2003 draft. Wide Receiver - David Boston (2002 Drug Possession and DUI, pleaded no contest) Wide Receiver - Mark Duper (1989 Accused of Rape, charges eventually dropped, 1994 charged with buying cocaine with intent to sell) Wide Receiver - Mark Clayton (1993 Dead Beat Dad) Tight End - Eric Green (1992 Substance Abuse) Quarterback - Brian Griese (2001 DUI) Running Back- Eugene "Mercury" Morris (1982 cocaine trafficking, got 20 years) Right Tackle - Leon Searcy (2001, spousal abuse, battery) Right Guard - Carlton Haselrig [from the Steelers] (1993, 1994, 1995 DUI, Substance abuse, parole violation) Center - Mike Webster [from the Steelers] (1999 forging prescriptions) Left Tackle - Levi Jones [from the Bengals] (2004, interfering with a police officer, assault) Left Guard - Keno Hills [from the Saints] (1998 Heroine possession, weapons charge) Corner - Patrick Surtain (2000 DUI) Corner - Fulton Walker (1989 second degree sexual assault, 2002 convicted of possession) Left End - Demetrius Underwood (2003 robbed man in wheelchair - found incompetent to stand trial) Defensive Tackle - Jermaine Haley (2003 DUI) Defensive Tackle - Shane Burton (2nd DUI) Right End - Jim Dunaway (2002, charged with murdering ex-wife, lost civil suit when children sued him for wrongful death) Linebacker - Derrick Rodgers (1998 DUI; 2002 battery, aggravated battery, resisting arrest with violence) Middle Linebacker - Eddie Moore (2004 disorderly conduct) Linebacker - Aubrey Beavers (2003, felony marijuana possession) Free Safety - Gene Atkins (1989 arson, 2nd degree attempted murder, conspiracy to commit battery) Strong Safety - Darius Johnson [from the Broncos] (1999 assault) Ok next time I get the chance i will tell the players to be perfect human beings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Ok next time I get the chance i will tell the players to be perfect human beings. i ammended the list,, u had many more,,, truly a all turd outfit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsBlow99 Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 Welcome to the site..any chance we can take your coaching staff? yea man we got a hell of a coaching staff....makes my off season longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 yea man we got a hell of a coaching staff....makes my off season longer. No, missing the playoffs makes your offseason longer. We were reminded of that this year, but your drought is ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietjets Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 u r right,,Abe is a Turd,,actually so much of a Turd he probably belongs with the best group of Turds in NFL history,, the Dolphins, a team of felons,,, Offense There is a theory in the NFL that offensive linemen are the smartest guys on the field, and the make up of our team would tend to support that. I couldn't find a single offensive lineman with the Dolphins that has had a serious legal problem, other than Searcy who was signed by Miami, but never played due to injury. No problem with the skill positions, we are solid (with plenty of depth) at both wide receiver and running back. Wide Receiver - David Boston (2002 Drug Possession and DUI, pleaded no contest) Wide Receiver - Mark Duper (1989 Accused of Rape, charges eventually dropped, 1994 charged with buying cocaine with intent to sell) Wide Receiver - Mark Clayton (1993 Dead Beat Dad) Tight End - Eric Green (1992 Substance Abuse) Quarterback - Brian Griese (2001 DUI) Running Back- Eugene "Mercury" Morris (1982 cocaine trafficking, got 20 years) Right Tackle - Leon Searcy (2001, spousal abuse, battery) Right Guard- Carlton Haselrig [from the Steelers] (1993, 1994, 1995 DUI, Substance abuse, parole violation) Center - Mike Webster [from the Steelers] (1999 forging prescriptions) Left Tackle - Levi Jones [from the Bengals] (2004, interfering with a police officer, assault) Left Guard - Keno Hills [from the Saints] (1998 Heroine possession, weapons charge) Defense I almost put together a complete defense from Dolphin's with arrest records, but I couldn't come up a strong safety and ended up having to pick up Darius Johnson from the Broncos. I picked Johnson, not because of his talent on the field, but because of his classy crime - slapping a topless dancer. Corner - Patrick Surtain (2000 DUI) Corner - Fulton Walker (1989 second degree sexual assault, 2002 convicted of possession) Left End - Demetrius Underwood (2003 robbed man in wheelchair - found incompetent to stand trial) Defensive Tackle - Jermaine Haley (2003 DUI) Defensive Tackle - Shane Burton (2nd DUI) Right End - Jim Dunaway (2002, charged with murdering ex-wife, lost civil suit when children sued him for wrongful death) Linebacker - Derrick Rodgers (1998 DUI; 2002 battery, aggravated battery, resisting arrest with violence) Middle Linebacker - Eddie Moore (2004 disorderly conduct) Linebacker - Aubrey Beavers (2003, felony marijuana possession) Free Safety - Gene Atkins (1989 arson, 2nd degree attempted murder, conspiracy to commit battery) Strong Safety - Darius Johnson [from the Broncos] (1999 assault) Special Teams I have always been impressed with the quality of Miami's special teams, but we fall short when it comes to convicted felons.....in fact, with the exception of Janikowski, I am not aware of a single NFL punter or kicker with a police record. It was necessary to bring up a kid from college to complete the team. Kicker - Sebastian Janikowski [from the Raiders] (2000, 2001, 2002 bribery, possession, DUI) Punter - Jimmy Kibble [from Virginia Tech, tried out with Pats and Skins] (4 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor...banging high school girls) If any of our convicts get tired late in the game, have no fear - we have a pretty strong bench. Here is a partial list of available substitutes. My apologies if your favorite dolphin is missing. WR Oronde Gadsden (2004 DUI) WR Charles Jordon (car theft, felony theft, reckless driving, charged with murder) WR - Tony Martin (1999 drug money laundering) WR - Lamar Thomas (battery on his fiancee, parole violation) WR Mark Ingram (holding counterfeit currency, dead beat dad, car theft) WR Robert Baker (1998 drug trafficking) WR Lamar Thomas (battery on his fiancee, parole violation) WR Dedric Ward (2001 accused of drugging and raping a woman, charges dropped) RB - Sammy Smith (drug trafficking) RB - Lawrence Phillips (1996 domestic assault, 2003 sexual assault) RB - Cecil Collins (2001 sexual assault, breaking and entering, burglary, serving 15 years ) RB - Fulton Walker (1989 second degree sexual assault) RB - Lamar Smith (2003 tried for vehicular assault and DUI) RB - Stacey Spikes (1995 domestic abuse, assault) RB - Jack Harper (2001 illegal alligator harvesting, identity theft) QB - Jon Denton (1997 drug possession, ran prostitution ring in college) CB - Ben Kelly (2003 DUI) Damn! that is alot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelthepain Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Welcome to the site..any chance we can take your coaching staff? You have....no chance!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Thanks for the kind words about the site. Not sure what to do with compliments. We are used to hearing that we are homo's and this site sucks. Those are much easier to defend!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Thanks for the kind words about the site. Not sure what to do with compliments. We are used to hearing that we are homo's and this site sucks. Those are much easier to defend!!! JN = Enron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Now I know im a rival but just had to give you guys props for this site...I never thought Id be a daily visitor to a Jests site but theres alot of good football talk in here. Well except for my input on JA for a bag of chips talk...Great site, keep it up! I need to know this. Are you one of the 300 Dolphin season ticket holders who actually go to home games at Dolphin Stadium ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFan712 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Thanks for the kind words about the site. Not sure what to do with compliments. We are used to hearing that we are homo's and this site sucks. Those are much easier to defend!!! What's that we stuff????? You're the only homo on this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsBlow99 Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 I need to know this. Are you one of the 300 Dolphin season ticket holders who actually go to home games at Dolphin Stadium ? No I live in Dallas, Tx. But I drove 19 hours to So. Florida for my first home game experience this last season. It was unforgettable! Its a shame how the stadium dosnt fill up. All the bandwagon fans will jump on this year though. Should be a great 06-07 season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 No I live in Dallas, Tx. But I drove 19 hours to So. Florida for my first home game experience this last season. It was unforgettable! Its a shame how the stadium dosnt fill up. All the bandwagon fans will jump on this year though. Should be a great 06-07 season. And plenty of tickets left!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 What's that we stuff????? You're the only homo on this site. Yes I am gay. Now please get over it and stop PMing me all those advances. Geez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Yes I am gay. Now please get over it and stop PMing me all those advances. Geez. You know...For a gay guy...you sure don't lick enough balls. Everybody on line and pull your balls out for maxman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 You know...For a gay guy...you sure don't lick enough balls. Everybody on line and pull your balls out for maxman. OK boys, get a room. Why is it that every Phin fan I have ever come across doesn't live in South Florida? How do you spell bandwagon........ D-O-L-P-H-I-N-S!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 OK boys, get a room. Why is it that every Phin fan I have ever come across doesn't live in South Florida? How do you spell bandwagon........ D-O-L-P-H-I-N-S!!! LOL..the phish fan got Owned by a Rugby player...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 LOL..the phish fan got Owned by a Rugby player...lol C'mon Smizz it isn't rugby I play it is Aussie Rules Football! http://www.bostondemons.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsBlow99 Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 C'mon Smizz it isn't rugby I play it is Aussie Rules Football! http://www.bostondemons.com Isnt it called footie?? Where a bunch a fagbags run around in tight short shorts playing grab ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 The really faggy ones wear teal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsBlow99 Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 The really faggy ones wear teal. Gainzo loves the teal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Tell me JB, what makes you think you'll have a good season in '06? I just don't see it...you never should have won that second game against us and who is your QB? And what fins board do you post on? Just curious? Living here in South Florida, I am proud to say this is my 36th season down here and never once did I ever waiver on becoming a fin fan:puke: ...raised my two children Jets fans as well and we're like 10 minutes from fin stadium... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Isnt it called footie?? Where a bunch a fagbags run around in tight short shorts playing grab ass... That would be footy. Bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsBlow99 Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 Tell me JB, what makes you think you'll have a good season in '06? I just don't see it...you never should have won that second game against us and who is your QB? And what fins board do you post on? Just curious? Living here in South Florida, I am proud to say this is my 36th season down here and never once did I ever waiver on becoming a fin fan:puke: ...raised my two children Jets fans as well and we're like 10 minutes from fin stadium... A) saban and co our players im sure youve heard of a couple C) momentum D) having to play you guys and the bills twice I post on Phinfever.com. Our Qb is ol'gus. Arnt I the one that should be asking who your QB is?? Didnt you guys go through like 18 QBs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Gainzo loves the teal... Gainzo is and always will be good people in my book,even for a filthy Patriots fan. I had a great time sitting with you in NE, homeslice!! Next yr Ill be back! So you Phish fans can go blow a dead feline....that is until the Pats win another SB:rolleyes: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsBlow99 Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 That would be footy. Bitch. Sorry I dont follow little bitch sports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Gainzo is and always will be good people in my book,even for a filthy Patriots fan. I had a great time sitting with you in NE, homeslice!! Next yr Ill be back! So you Phish fans can go blow a dead feline....that is until the Pats win another SB:rolleyes: . Smizzy speaks the truth! Smizzy be the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Smizzy speaks the truth! Smizzy be the man. No doubt,G-money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 A) saban and co our players im sure youve heard of a couple C) momentum D) having to play you guys and the bills twice I post on Phinfever.com. Our Qb is ol'gus. Arnt I the one that should be asking who your QB is?? Didnt you guys go through like 18 QBs? Look up our head to head record son...we own you. The fins in my opinion are the most hyped, overrated franchise in the NFL...seriously, with all the bashing my team gets, what makes the fins so special? You won one more SB than we did and it was almost as long ago as ours. As far as our QB goes, we aren't the ones preaching to the choir how good we're going to be next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsBlow99 Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 Look up our head to head record son...we own you. The fins in my opinion are the most hyped, overrated franchise in the NFL...seriously, with all the bashing my team gets, what makes the fins so special? You won one more SB than we did and it was almost as long ago as ours. As far as our QB goes, we aren't the ones preaching to the choir how good we're going to be next season. Thats because the Jets have nothing to preach about...And we are not the most overrated team, todays Dallas Cowboys are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Thats because the Jets have nothing to preach about...And we are not the most overrated team, todays Dallas Cowboys are. The Cowboys: 3 titles in the last 13 years. The Dolphins: 0 titles in the last 32 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 The Cowboys: 3 titles in the last 13 years. The Dolphins: 0 titles in the last 32 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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