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hope your day is filled with laughter and happiness!!!

so here is my valentine story.... when i was in fifth grade... i had moved to a new school and i have a non traditional first name... and when i opened my valentines.. ( everyone gave them to everyone, at that point)

i had some that said

"dear wyoming" another one said "dear miami" needless to day only 2 out of 24 spelled my name correctly! :lol:

enjoy everyone!:Loveheart:

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what? no stories???

anyone have any fun plans??:D

I have one brief story.

A few years back I sent roses to the office of the woman I was dating. At dinner later that evening, she got a bit pissy. "You know I like daisies better than roses, but noooooo. . . . you had to do the hackneyed rose-thing. . . blahblahblah." I explained to her that roses on Valentines Day aren't really for HER. Rather, they're for everyone else around her to see her getting them, and sending daisies would make ME look bad.

We. . . ummm. . . . didn't see much of each other after that night. hehehe :)

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I was talking about all the money that's being pissed away on an artificial holiday today, about flowers being killed and women getting fat from candy, and one of the women in the office said her husband wrote, in a card, "Think of all the weight you're not gaining from not eating all the chocolate I didn't give you!'

Now, THAT is love.

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The wife and kids are going to be confined to the house for the next six weeks due to Sawyer's weak immune system. I'll probably just pick up some flowers on the way home and we'll have to have dinner at home. I really couldn't think of a better way to spend it though.

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I am having the best Valentine's Day of my life!!!!! :yahoo:

My Valentine took me to the world's most romantic restaurant for dinner last night (One If By Land) and sent me the most beautiful roses. And bought me a DVD of romantic love story.

Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone. Hope your day is as happy as mine!

He bought you a porno? Tis' the gift that keeps on giving. That's what I say anyway.

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How is big brother adjusting to having little Sawyer Brown around?

You think that bathroom flood was an accident? :)

He loves it, he really likes singing to him. His choice of songs? Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and We Will Rock You. It's hard to say if the bathroom was an accident. He just acts so damn innocent all the time. :)

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I just want to Wish a Very Happy Valentines Day to all the women of JN.Check your Pm's for my nude Valntine.

Ps...Don't forward it to max no matter how hard he begs.

Ummm...Smizzy, I hope to hell you sent that picture to me on accident.

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Believe me, we didn't want to see you naked but when you send us a PM titled Limo's Easy 5 Step Diet, we're going to open it.

Ummm...Smizzy, I hope to hell you sent that picture to me on accident

Sounds like you really,really wanted to see me naked. You like Schlong?

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