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[SouthernJet]

Teen soils self after deputy surprises him

By Ben Winslow

Deseret News

Published: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:11 a.m. MDT

CENTERVILLE

[SouthernJet]

What would you find more interesting?

To fumigate a crowd of people on a elevator and make them gag for a few floors, OR, go to a party and produce a crop-duster that you can trail around the room and promptly disgust and empty the room?

In both cases, the crowd will know its you.

[johnny green balls]

Crop dust. Damage can be inflicted on the most suscepitble victims (e.g.,the middle aged women) in the group.

[SouthernJet]

[SouthernJet]

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[SouthernJet]

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[jakeG]

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that is some funny sh1t there

where have i seen this goddess?

Would love to watch a football game with her

[johnny green balls]

what does it mean when you struggle with a turd for 10 minutes, can feel it's a bigun, hear the plop, get up and there is no sign of it in the bowl and nothing there when you wipe???

[SouthernJet]

what does it mean when you struggle with a turd for 10 minutes, can feel it's a bigun, hear the plop, get up and there is no sign of it in the bowl and nothing there when you wipe???

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghost%20turd&defid=3156050

[johnny green balls]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghost%20turd&defid=3156050

speaking of ghost turds i discovered about a year ago that if you don't pinch and let the log clear your o-ring before puckering you have much less mess to wipe up afterward as the butthole actually turns slightly inside out when the turd is escaping and only by pinching during the act do you chocolate coat your flesh donut.

[SouthernJet]

speaking of ghost turds i discovered about a year ago that if you don't pinch and let the log clear your o-ring before puckering you have much less mess to wipe up afterward as the butthole actually turns slightly inside out when the turd is escaping and only by pinching during the act do you chocolate coat your flesh donut.

I knew Law School wasn't a waste

[johnny green balls]

what does it mean when you struggle with a turd for 10 minutes, can feel it's a bigun, hear the plop, get up and there is no sign of it in the bowl and nothing there when you wipe???

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghost%20turd&defid=3156050

what about the opposite when you wipe forever and it never stops?

i usually give up after 20 wipes and lodge a wad of TP in my crack as a boxer protector and go on with my day.

[SouthernJet]

what about the opposite when you wipe forever and it never stops?

i usually give up after 20 wipes and lodge a wad of TP in my crack as a boxer protector and go on with my day.

well the ever needed wet wad after 5 or 6 dry wads is ALWAYS needed to protect against invisible assgrease or a messy paint job like you mention above.

I like to call the wet wad my 'working mans bidet'..

Oh FYI, its called the 'Eternal Wipe'

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eternal%20wipe&defid=2017231

[johnny green balls]

I hate having to leave the stall to wet a wipe - imagine getting busted.

I guess a true pro goes in with a pre-wetted wipe.

[SouthernJet]

I hate having to leave the stall to wet a wipe - imagine getting busted.

I guess a true pro goes in with a pre-wetted wipe.

Yes go in with pre wetted wad..the only danger is usually you have to use the hand towels which inevitablly clog the crapper. So a quick getaway is suggested.

also, found another term for the wipe that wont stop..

Crayon Effect:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crayon%20effect&defid=2175902

[johnny green balls]

Crayon effect.

Those brown papertowels are a hemmrhoid waiting to happen

[SouthernJet]

Crayon effect.

Those brown papertowels are a hemmrhoid waiting to happen

as I mentioned, be careful of the overflow, aka Clog Job:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Clog%20Job&defid=3154540

[johnny green balls]

I can usually clog a john with logs alone.

[SouthernJet]

I can usually clog a john with logs alone.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=****master&defid=2389061

[johnny green balls]

I call it the Log Jam

my wife keeps a wire hanger under the bathroom cabinet

[SouthernJet]

[SouthernJet]

Do us a favor and poop in your mouth.

Kudo's

[SouthernJet]

[SouthernJet]

funny from a zoo

[SouthernJet]

[AFJF]

[Integrity28]

Me thinks I recognize that grey hoodie.... ?!?!

[BURGERMIKE]

Me thinks I recognize that grey hoodie.... ?!?!

I was thinkin Crusher as well

[SouthernJet]

Edited January 8, 2010 by SouthernJet

[BURGERMIKE]

She seems intregued with that azzblast

[johnny green balls]

that's what 15 rolling rocks and 2 lbs of blackened chicken wings will do to you.

[Vudu]

Well thanks for sharing that piece of info with us.

[johnny green balls]

i think i need something to bite down on

[SouthernJet]

that's what 15 rolling rocks and 2 lbs of blackened chicken wings will do to you.

well i guess i should say thank you for waiting till u got back to philly as opposed to cloggin up my crapper pipes this morning before u left