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what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?  

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  1. 1. what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?

    • six pack coors light
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    • crab cakes w/zesty sauce
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    • garlic mashed potatos
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    • turkey wrap w/tons of mayo
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    • roast beef
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    • leftover meatballs and ravioli
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    • it is an urban legend that pungent factor has relation to food intake
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    • why didn't you blame the dog, idiot?
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Teen soils self after deputy surprises him

By Ben Winslow

Deseret News

Published: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:11 a.m. MDT

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What would you find more interesting?

To fumigate a crowd of people on a elevator and make them gag for a few floors, OR, go to a party and produce a crop-duster that you can trail around the room and promptly disgust and empty the room?

In both cases, the crowd will know its you.

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owpWnkFtcMM

that is some funny sh1t there

where have i seen this goddess?

Would love to watch a football game with her

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what does it mean when you struggle with a turd for 10 minutes, can feel it's a bigun, hear the plop, get up and there is no sign of it in the bowl and nothing there when you wipe???

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghost%20turd&defid=3156050

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speaking of ghost turds i discovered about a year ago that if you don't pinch and let the log clear your o-ring before puckering you have much less mess to wipe up afterward as the butthole actually turns slightly inside out when the turd is escaping and only by pinching during the act do you chocolate coat your flesh donut.

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speaking of ghost turds i discovered about a year ago that if you don't pinch and let the log clear your o-ring before puckering you have much less mess to wipe up afterward as the butthole actually turns slightly inside out when the turd is escaping and only by pinching during the act do you chocolate coat your flesh donut.

I knew Law School wasn't a waste :D

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what does it mean when you struggle with a turd for 10 minutes, can feel it's a bigun, hear the plop, get up and there is no sign of it in the bowl and nothing there when you wipe???

what about the opposite when you wipe forever and it never stops?

i usually give up after 20 wipes and lodge a wad of TP in my crack as a boxer protector and go on with my day.

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what about the opposite when you wipe forever and it never stops?

i usually give up after 20 wipes and lodge a wad of TP in my crack as a boxer protector and go on with my day.

well the ever needed wet wad after 5 or 6 dry wads is ALWAYS needed to protect against invisible assgrease or a messy paint job like you mention above.

I like to call the wet wad my 'working mans bidet'..

Oh FYI, its called the 'Eternal Wipe'

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eternal%20wipe&defid=2017231

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I hate having to leave the stall to wet a wipe - imagine getting busted.

I guess a true pro goes in with a pre-wetted wipe.

Yes go in with pre wetted wad..the only danger is usually you have to use the hand towels which inevitablly clog the crapper. So a quick getaway is suggested.

also, found another term for the wipe that wont stop..

Crayon Effect:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crayon%20effect&defid=2175902

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Well thanks for sharing that piece of info with us.

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that's what 15 rolling rocks and 2 lbs of blackened chicken wings will do to you.

well i guess i should say thank you for waiting till u got back to philly as opposed to cloggin up my crapper pipes this morning before u left

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