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what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?  

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  1. 1. what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?

    • six pack coors light
      6
    • crab cakes w/zesty sauce
      6
    • garlic mashed potatos
      3
    • turkey wrap w/tons of mayo
      0
    • roast beef
      2
    • leftover meatballs and ravioli
      5
    • it is an urban legend that pungent factor has relation to food intake
      3
    • why didn't you blame the dog, idiot?
      17


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Just because he said something, I'm bumping this for Thor.

I guess you won't be bumping this thread anymore, will you?

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Just for you old man, get well soon!

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damn, that even grossed me out :(

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Another National Day

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As most of you know, I enjoy discovering unique and unusual celebrations and recognitions (think Donut Day, Potato Day, etc.). Well this one I just couldn

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Hi Southern Man, it's been a long time.

Hi, how ya been?

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Tios Mexican Cafe; get the #4 sauce. So delicious but your emissions will smell just like the sauce for 2 solid days. Got 4 pints shipped back to philly to use to get out of early morning market trips. :)

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For JN Mods

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Edited by SouthernJet

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Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio

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We all have our unfortunate poop stories. As you may or may not know, I once pooped my pants while out on the golf course. There was also the one time I woke up in my NYC apartment after a long night of drinking only to discover a Big Daddy Drew shiit pattie stuck to the inside of my shorts. Surely, there are more stories like this from the world of sports. And Mike Florio of Pro Football Talk was nice enough to email me the other day with just one such instance.

For the record, I once had a clogged toilet (and no plunger) in my apartment during finals. So I shiit in a grocery bag, stapled it shut, and tossed it in the dumpster. I can't wait to tell that one to my grandkids

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once i clogged the john of my hotel on a business trip and i had a $75 "late night plumbing fee" assessed to my bill because the maintenance guy had to come up at 2am to unclog it. the next day i told the girl behind the counter i would pay the fee but please call it something else so my client didn't see that on the bill.

luckily she had pity on me and dropped it. :bag:

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once i clogged the john of my hotel on a business trip and i had a $75 "late night plumbing fee" assessed to my bill because the maintenance guy had to come up at 2am to unclog it. the next day i told the girl behind the counter i would pay the fee but please call it something else so my client didn't see that on the bill.

:rl:

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I like to poop.

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Is it worrisome to be pooping a little blood with my brown?

Have you been hanging out in the JN Mod Breakroom again

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No, are you implying that they engage in anal tissue ripping butt sex in there?

Implying?

Its a fact jack.

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