oktaren Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Dude!! Do you remember that episode of Full House where uncle Joey made that silly voice? Damn that was funny. wow...you watched that too huh? you really do have a bad sense of humor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 wow...you watched that too huh? you really do have a bad sense of humor... Okay, what about on that one episode of Archie Bunker when Archie made a racial slur. That was great... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Okay, what about on that one episode of Archie Bunker when Archie made a racial slur. That was great... All in the Family was a classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 All in the Family was a classic. I don't know, I'm just trying to click with the master of comedy. He has me stumped. Charlie Chaplin perhaps? JJ Evans? I have to know what's funny seeing that I seem to have been wrong all of these years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 I don't know, I'm just trying to click with the master of comedy. He has me stumped. Charlie Chaplin perhaps? JJ Evans? I have to know what's funny seeing that I seem to have been wrong all of these years. Chaplin is ok, if you like the silent humor... For what its worth Robin Williams live is some of the funniest standup Ive ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shutout Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Seriously Ok,what do you find funny? Just wondering,I mean,you have no problem telling everyone what isn't funny,so what is funny in your eyes? (Don't worry,I won't just blindly respond with "You find THAT funny???"....I'll leave that to Alk ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Jackass is not a movie, stop calling it one. It has no cinematic value whatsoever. The fact that anyone is impressed by this, thinks they have talent, or in any way chooses to promote this pile of crap is the first sign of the impending decline of western civilization as we know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Jackass is not a movie, stop calling it one. It has no cinematic value whatsoever. The fact that anyone is impressed by this, thinks they have talent, or in any way chooses to promote this pile of crap is the first sign of the impending decline of western civilization as we know it. I have not read ONE post in this thread that stated that these guys have talent. Personally, I like watching people get hurt. That's funny to me. I like watching people do stupid **** in public situations. That's funny to me. What's more pathetic: the people that spent money on this movie...or the people that haven't and act like pompous, elitist *******s to people that have? BTW, I haven't seen this yet, but I will. Because I think it will be hilarious. I guess that is because my brain has yet to advance as far along as uart's or oktaren's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 Jackass is not a movie, stop calling it one. It has no cinematic value whatsoever. The fact that anyone is impressed by this, thinks they have talent, or in any way chooses to promote this pile of crap is the first sign of the impending decline of western civilization as we know it. Well, I don't want to have anything to do with the decline of western civilization so you better tell me what I should be watching. What's funny these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Jackass is not a movie, stop calling it one. It has no cinematic value whatsoever. The fact that anyone is impressed by this, thinks they have talent, or in any way chooses to promote this pile of crap is the first sign of the impending decline of western civilization as we know it.The Sky is Falling (it's the end of the world as we know it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 I think it comes down to people taking things too seriously. If you don't find it funny no big deal. I and many others find it hysterical. Doesn't mean the end of the world is near because we disagree. Laughing a little is never a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 I have not read ONE post in this thread that stated that these guys have talent. Personally, I like watching people get hurt. That's funny to me. I like watching people do stupid **** in public situations. That's funny to me. What's more pathetic: the people that spent money on this movie...or the people that haven't and act like pompous, elitist *******s to people that have? BTW, I haven't seen this yet, but I will. Because I think it will be hilarious. I guess that is because my brain has yet to advance as far along as uart's or oktaren's. i guess not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 i guess not... This is the third time we've asked you. What does your intellectual mind find humerous? If you're going to be an assclown at least have the balls to say what you consider acceptable. Don't let the fact that we're all going to laugh at you scare you away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16G-MONEY Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Wow, I can't believe Flyboys did that poorly. I'm really excited to see that one, the only reason I didn't go to it over Jackass was because my wife didn't want to see it. I can't wait to see Flyboys. I also can't wait to see "Flag of Our Fathers" which comes out soon. The book was amazing. Ironically, the guy that wrote "Flag of Our Fathers" also wrote a great book, unrelated to the movie, called "Flyboys." It's about TBF pilots that became POWs on Ichi Jima during WWII. George Bush Sr.'s story is included in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 I have the box set from the tv show and they crack me up. And you are married. I would think those two things are mutually exclusive of themselves. Guess not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 I just found out that my mom and dad went to see Jackass Number Two last weekend too. That's aweseome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I just found out that my mom and dad went to see Jackass Number Two last weekend too. That's aweseome. I actually went to see it again last night and made my parents come with me and they laughed through most of the movie. My mom thought a lot of it was disgusting but she did admit that a good portion of it was funny. Probably the first time I've been to the movies with my parents since E.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untouchable Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 How did this crap beat out Jet Li's Fearless? I went and saw Fearless and it was one of the best matial arts films I've ever seen. Jackass is just retarded. I remember when it first came out and I thought it was funny. Then it just got stupid. Who wants to sit through two hours just watching guys shoot eachother with stun guns and roll down a hill in trash cans? It's stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 How did this crap beat out Jet Li's Fearless? I went and saw Fearless and it was one of the best matial arts films I've ever seen. Jackass is just retarded. I remember when it first came out and I thought it was funny. Then it just got stupid. Who wants to sit through two hours just watching guys shoot eachother with stun guns and roll down a hill in trash cans? It's stupid. Interesting, they didn't do either of those things in the second movie. I did watch Steve-O take an entire beer up his a$$ through a beer bong however and then have Bam plunge it back out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Interesting, they didn't do either of those things in the second movie. I did watch Steve-O take an entire beer up his a$$ through a beer bong however and then have Bam plunge it back out. and you found that funny? are you a homosexual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 and you found that funny? are you a homosexual? Why? Are you looking for a date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Why? Are you looking for a date? no, sorry, i know im sexy...but taken. but you may still have a chance with brady...just got to get him to ditch that beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 no, sorry, i know im sexy...but taken. but you may still have a chance with brady...just got to get him to ditch that beard. Until you show some balls and tell us what you consider funny, why don't you go start your own thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Until you show some balls and tell us what you consider funny, why don't you go start your own thread. sorry, i didn't know you cared what i thought is funny...seinfeld is hilarious, as is the office. and those are about the only two shows other than football that i have watched semi religiously over the past few years. there are a select few comedians that i find funny, but not many. other than that, in general, i like things that are at least semi realistic, sarcastic or satirical maybe, but at least semi realistic. sorry but i don't find gay humour such as sucking beer into an anus to be funny at all. i guess im just not gay, or retarded for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untouchable Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Interesting, they didn't do either of those things in the second movie. I did watch Steve-O take an entire beer up his a$$ through a beer bong however and then have Bam plunge it back out. And you find that sh*t entertaining? Those guys need to grow the f*ck up. It's one thing if it's a group of kids doing it (even then they would just be stupid), but these guys are 30 year old men. Why would I want to pay $8.00 for a movie ticket and sit through 2 hours of watching a dude pour beer down his ass, a fat lady jump on a midget, and dudes jump off a ramp on a rocket propelled bike? Why do that when all you have to do is turn the channel to MTV and watch a rerun of the same stupid, retarded ass, repetitive show that's been on for the past 7 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 And you find that sh*t entertaining? Those guys need to grow the f*ck up. It's one thing if it's a group of kids doing it (even then they would just be stupid), but these guys are 30 year old men. Why would I want to pay $8.00 for a movie ticket and sit through 2 hours of watching a dude pour beer down his ass, a fat lady jump on a midget, and dudes jump off a ramp on a rocket propelled bike? Why do that when all you have to do is turn the channel to MTV and watch a rerun of the same stupid, retarded ass, repetitive show that's been on for the past 7 years? Again, the original topic of this thread was for people who have seen the movie. If you haven't, or just are here to pull your holier than thou act, take it somewhere else. Nobody is impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeJetsWord Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Lol i saw it and loved every minute of it, except some of that gross **** that steve and pontius does. But the sign trick was a classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Nobody is impressed. nope, no one is impressed with your terrible sense of humor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papageorgio268 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I saw it last weekend and loved it. I was a big fan of the show when it was on. Man, watching it made me want to borrow the box set, which my friend has, and get the Movie. I loved the ones where Johnny Knoxville dresses up like an old man, with the make up. I don't think that they have talent, but are just very good at making people laugh, or just spend a ridiculous amount of time high/drunk coming up with things to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Lol i saw it and loved every minute of it, except some of that gross **** that steve and pontius does. But the sign trick was a classic. I think I laughed harder at that than anything else in the movie....well that, and the devil costume bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 I think I laughed harder at that than anything else in the movie....well that, and the devil costume bit I had forgotten about the Devil bit. Probably the funniest thing Pontius did in the whole show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnys025 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I'll be watching it this weekend, I cant wait....its my sense of humor as well, i'll never grow up totally anyway.... Welcome back ALK, I missed your musk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I saw it last night. Hysterical!!! My favorite part was the terrorist skit when they tell him about the crabs. Another part I found hysterical is when Ryan Dunn was holding up a plank of wood for Chris (I think) to break and instead just kicked him in the balls. You could of brought a corpse to the theater and he would've laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I saw it last night. Hysterical!!! My favorite part was the terrorist skit when they tell him about the crabs. Another part I found hysterical is when Ryan Dunn was holding up a plank of wood for Chris (I think) to break and instead just kicked him in the balls. You could of brought a corpse to the theater and he would've laughed. hahahaha....not funny. how could a non retarded adult human find this funny at all? oh yeah, they couldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnys025 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 hahahaha....not funny. how could a non retarded adult human find this funny at all? oh yeah, they couldn't. Your pretty much in the minority here on this messageboard. That and the fact that its #1 in the box office....by FAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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