124 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful! And smarter than you. Right. Smarter because you think your the next Poe. Keep dreaming Francis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 More haiku The way it will go: rex grossman will crap the bed bears are going down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 No. NOoooooooooooooo... No more poetry. PLEASE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 No. NOoooooooooooooo... No more poetry. PLEASE. now THAAT is funny!!! the poetry thing is soooo 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 now THAAT is funny!!! the poetry thing is soooo 2005 Shush. The men are talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Shush. The men are talking. LMAO! Here I am trying to be friendly to incoming rival fans, and Lo and Behold (that's a literary device Verde blows me away with her "no more poetry" and gg with her "it's so last year". So, how bout dat OL yesterday? Tony Wise, man, Tony Wise is doing a heckuva job with the rooks. Hey, gimme some of dem chips, quit Bogarting. Didja see all the time CP had to throw? And they really opened the holes for Barlow, didnt they? -belch- Yep, yep, it all starts up front. Thats what I say, it all starts up -burp- front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 LMAO! Here I am trying to be friendly to incoming rival fans, and Lo and Behold (that's a literary device Verde blows me away with her "no more poetry" and gg with her "it's so last year". aaah jc...it was an inside joke... ( one of the few that i actually get ) it was not a slight on your lovely haiku's! dont let that stop your creative bend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Shush. The men are talking. Yes, the men are talking about poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Yes, the men are talking about poetry. Exactly. None of us have exactly hidden from our gayness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 aaah jc... it was not a slight on your lovely haiku's! dont let that stop your creative bend! I thought the "Grossman will crap the bed" part was particularly visual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Exactly. None of us have exactly hidden from our gayness. Writing poetry means you're gay?? Interesting. Are you a little barmy, as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Barmy. Now there's a word you dont hear every day. To which definition were you referring? Adj. 1. barmy - marked by spirited enjoyment yeasty, zestful, zesty spirited - displaying animation, vigor, or liveliness 2. barmy - informal or slang terms for mentally irregular; "it used to drive my husband balmy" around the bend, balmy, bats, batty, bonkers, buggy, crackers, daft, dotty, haywire, kookie, kooky, loco, loony, loopy, nuts, round the bend, wacky, whacky, nutty, fruity, cracked insane - afflicted with or characteristic of mental derangement; "was declared insane"; "insane laughter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Barmy. Now there's a word you dont hear every day. To which definition were you referring? Adj. 1. barmy - marked by spirited enjoyment yeasty, zestful, zesty spirited - displaying animation, vigor, or liveliness 2. barmy - informal or slang terms for mentally irregular; "it used to drive my husband balmy" around the bend, balmy, bats, batty, bonkers, buggy, crackers, daft, dotty, haywire, kookie, kooky, loco, loony, loopy, nuts, round the bend, wacky, whacky, nutty, fruity, cracked insane - afflicted with or characteristic of mental derangement; "was declared insane"; "insane laughter" Hmmm, could be either, I suppose. Bwahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 How come there isn't a separate forum for scorching people who deserve it so I don't have to restrain myself? It's getting tiresome keeping a civil tongue in my head. And I don't mean these Bears fellers, I mean the real rabble rousers. You know what they say about the pen being mightier than the sword; and all the homosexual references, it's just boring. Besides, we're all Homo Erectus. No, wait, silly me, we've evolved ever so slightly, so make that Homo Sapiens. Please do dig down and try something else. Do I have to do everything around here? Now go, Slaves. You displease me. Silly Homo Sapiens, he does look all full of smiles after yesterday's win. Home Erectus, that loser, he does look the goofus. I think it's Tedy Bruschi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Writing poetry means you're gay?? Interesting. Are you a little barmy, as well? Just call me Walt Whitman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDiamond Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Swarm, Ryno, and Sperm Edwards(LOL) have the best poems so far, imo. to challenge the creativity of our poets, I'd like to see someone write a poem "dissing" their OWN team, Bears OR Jets. I'd submit one myself, but all my poems start with, "There once was a man from Nantucket...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Swarm, Ryno, and Sperm Edwards(LOL) have the best poems so far, imo. to challenge the creativity of our poets, I'd like to see someone write a poem "dissing" their OWN team, Bears OR Jets. I'd submit one myself, but all my poems start with, "There once was a man from Nantucket...." There once was an easy bet, no matter what odds the bookies set. The team in green, always caused us pain on the screen. They had BBQs and Chicken Wings, but never any rings. In the AFC East, they were sure to come up least. Herm always said you play the game to win, what he did to this franchise was a sin. Now they have a new coach in charge, and Coles makes fun of him for being large. But there is one thing you can no longer say, The Jets are going to lose today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 There once was a team from Chicago Whose season had a good prologue-o But their fans are disgusting For they are all lusting To eat from the toilet my log-o. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 There once was a team from Chicago Whose season had a good prologue-o But their fans are disgusting For they are all lusting To eat from the toilet my log-o. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 Swarm, Ryno, and Sperm Edwards(LOL) have the best poems so far, imo. to challenge the creativity of our poets, I'd like to see someone write a poem "dissing" their OWN team, Bears OR Jets. I'd submit one myself, but all my poems start with, "There once was a man from Nantucket...." No need to attend any classes, Or dig out those old reading glasses. It's no difficult feat! Bears are easy to beat! Just as long as you don't crown their asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 Well dude, your name is one mans warm, isn't it? Now THAT was actually worth replying to. Well done! Very clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 There once was a team called Da Bearz Dressed in orange that no real man wears And though they may snicker Their best player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 There is a team called The Bears Where they come from nobody cares Because it's so sh1tty It's called the second city And the women all look like mares. Compare New York to the Great Windy City? An idea that is not all that witty. Shall I start with the Knicks, And Isiah's draft picks? Or a Jet team that's equally ****ty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Compare New York to the Great Windy City? An idea that is not all that witty. Shall I start with the Knicks, And Isiah's draft picks? Or a Jet team that's equally ****ty? credit where credit is due. you sir are a funny bastid there once was a fellow named swarm who came here to post in good form but arrived here on monday the day after sunday & said that he liked crow served warm best of luck sunday to you the diamand & jd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Beating the Pats is like visiting Heaven. “J-E-T-S! Jets! Jets! Jets!” I’ll still take Chicago, minus the seven. Step up and place your Bets! Bets! Bets! Dreamy Chad Penni and his curly gold locks, Will be no match for Tommie and Tank. Kendall and Jones will be beat on their blocks, That’s a promise to take to the bank. It’s clear Kevan Barlow is no Frank Gore, Shipped away by the downtrodden ‘Niners. By next month, he’ll be on the Canadian Shore, Catching screens for the Prince Rupert Miners. “Cotch and Coles” sounds like a bad show on TV, Based on two New York cops from the 80’s. “Crotch with Holes” sounds like something I'd much rather see, Fewer cops, a lot more naked ladies. As for the defense led by Jonathan Vilma, Week Eleven is going to hurt. Grossman and Jones will be Fred to their Wilma, Pull their pants down, and Ernie their Bert. The Bears are the class of the NFC, Head and shoulders above Carolina. The Jets will be pounded so mercilessly, They will call their coach Eric Mangina. Actually, this is pretty clever. Wrong and misguided, but clever. Welcome, Bears-guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DW10 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 roses are red violets are black the Jets have no chance the jets win one lucky game fans think jets are goign all the way when all is said and done to their win, the bears will say nay .....oooooooh,t hat was GOOD! Classic and award winning poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 roses are red violets are black the Jets have no chance the jets win one lucky game fans think jets are goign all the way when all is said and done to their win, the bears will say nay .....oooooooh,t hat was GOOD! Classic and award winning poetry The Dolphins and their dolphag trolls Annual winners of pre-season polls Jason Taylor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 roses are red violets are black the Jets have no chance the jets win one lucky game fans think jets are goign all the way when all is said and done to their win, the bears will say nay .....oooooooh,t hat was GOOD! Classic and award winning poetry Pathetic. Sad, too. Bears fans > Phish fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDiamond Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 There once was a team from Chicago Whose season had a good prologue-o But their fans are disgusting For they are all lusting To eat from the toilet my log-o. Disgusting, but funny-o. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDiamond Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 No need to attend any classes, Or dig out those old reading glasses. It's no difficult feat! Bears are easy to beat! Just as long as you don't crown their asses. Good one, Swarm! Way to work ol' Denny in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DireJet38 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Dark in the forest looms a Bear. Razor claws, but not able to create a scare. High in the sky soars a Jet. On a collision course with a furry pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamprez2003 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Dark in the forest looms a Bear. Razor claws, but not able to create a scare. High in the sky soars a Jet. On a collision course with a furry pet. so you're both going to self destruct:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarzan-54 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 This is some funny stuff! Hey guys! Just acepting an invitation to come over and join the forum for the week. (as you are also more than welcome to come our way also!) Although, I probably wont try to challenge any of the creativness in this particular thread. ...just never really got it on with poetry. But, it's great to stop in a meet'cha all! I'm looking forward to an AWESOME game this Sunday! You guys totally kicked serious azz against the PATS!....WHOO-HOOO!!!! We should be a great matchup! I think this will be much closer than the Giants game. Although, I was biting my nails there for awhile. And doing quite a bit of screaming at the TV! But, they proved to be worthy of where they are, as have the JETS!!! The two BEST Cities in the country!... CHICAGO BEARS @ NEW YORK JETS!!!!!!!....THIS IS FOOTBALL BABY!!!!!... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 This is some funny stuff! Hey guys! Just acepting an invitation to come over and join the forum for the week. (as you are also more than welcome to come our way also!) Although, I probably wont try to challenge any of the creativness in this particular thread. ...just never really got it on with poetry. But, it's great to stop in a meet'cha all! I'm looking forward to an AWESOME game this Sunday! You guys totally kicked serious azz against the PATS!....WHOO-HOOO!!!! We should be a great matchup! I think this will be much closer than the Giants game. Although, I was biting my nails there for awhile. And doing quite a bit of screaming at the TV! But, they proved to be worthy of where they are, as have the JETS!!! The two BEST Cities in the country!... CHICAGO BEARS @ NEW YORK JETS!!!!!!!....THIS IS FOOTBALL BABY!!!!!... . good stuff 54- i've been to your site tryin to trash talk but you guys are too classy..great board you got goin over there. i wanna marry urlsgirl..is she a hottie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 This is some funny stuff! Hey guys! Just acepting an invitation to come over and join the forum for the week. (as you are also more than welcome to come our way also!) Although, I probably wont try to challenge any of the creativness in this particular thread. ...just never really got it on with poetry. But, it's great to stop in a meet'cha all! I'm looking forward to an AWESOME game this Sunday! You guys totally kicked serious azz against the PATS!....WHOO-HOOO!!!! We should be a great matchup! I think this will be much closer than the Giants game. Although, I was biting my nails there for awhile. And doing quite a bit of screaming at the TV! But, they proved to be worthy of where they are, as have the JETS!!! The two BEST Cities in the country!... CHICAGO BEARS @ NEW YORK JETS!!!!!!!....THIS IS FOOTBALL BABY!!!!!... . Welcome to the site- Bears fans are loyal fans-old time football hard hitting- Good Luck after this week of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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