Brenjetsfan Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 thanks heres one for ya... What religion is your bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befudded ! , the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills." Oh, I almost forgot to mention the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 thanks heres one for ya... What religion is your bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befudded ! , the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills." Oh, I almost forgot to mention the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 He said . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? Damn. That's not just cold, it's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Damn. That's not just cold, it's Did Bren's joke hit a nerve Beans? :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Did Bren's joke hit a nerve Beans? :wink: No. I don't wear pants very often. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 No. I don't wear pants very often. :wink: Yeah the group at Amedeo's has been meaning to talk to you about that. You are making things awkward when we are trying to watch the football games!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Yeah the group at Amedeo's has been meaning to talk to you about that. You are making things awkward when we are trying to watch the football games!! Sorry. I'll try to do better this year. Good job, heelz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Sorry. I'll try to do better this year. Good job, heelz! Thanks Beans. But seriously, it is weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Thanks Beans. But seriously, it is weird. Ohh, you mean you really meant it? Darn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisrud Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 What is the story of what went down there over there? I know it is probably old news, but I don't know it. How I missed it could not tell you, but what is the deal. Anyway glad to be over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 welcome..we are one big happy family....I can't really say... may get banned here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Great to see you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Chris... It is a real long story. And it is actually not that exciting. I think it boils down to homo jokes. Specifically making one too many. That TomShane just doesn't know where the line is! Welcome to the site though. Thanks for signing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Whatever you heard, I am innocent. What is the story of what went down there over there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Whatever you heard, I am innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Chris... It is a real long story. And it is actually not that exciting. I think it boils down to homo jokes. Specifically making one too many. That TomShane just doesn't know where the line is! Welcome to the site though. Thanks for signing up. Tom Shane... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 You may not be guilty, doll, but you sure as hell ain't innocent. Whatever you heard, I am innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quantum Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Chris... It is a real long story. And it is actually not that exciting. I think it boils down to homo jokes. Specifically making one too many. That TomShane just doesn't know where the line is! Welcome to the site though. Thanks for signing up. That's it? Homo jokes? Disappointing to say the least. Anyway - how y'all doing? Someone was nice enough to point me in this direction. And I've already found some funny stuff within 5 mins. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 That's it? Homo jokes? Disappointing to say the least. Anyway - how y'all doing? Someone was nice enough to point me in this direction. And I've already found some funny stuff within 5 mins. :wink: Welcome Quantum to the site If you are looking for intelligent and funny people you have come to the right place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Something happened at Jets Insider? Was anyone hurt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Something happened at Jets Insider? Was anyone hurt? only feelings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 What is the story of what went down there over there? I know it is probably old news, but I don't know it. How I missed it could not tell you, but what is the deal. Anyway glad to be over here. For the true answer... there's a thread on here, somewhere. Just do a search for it. It should be one of the first threads that was created. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 only feelings... not quite true sp.... shane rec'd a cyber bruise to his left buttcheek where the door hit em on the way out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Tom Shane... You have been on a roll with the photos lately! LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Tom Shane... You have been on a roll with the photos lately! LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaumerJet Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 only feelings... Yeah - MINE! I got sick & tired by the acusations that I was being accused of. Hey, I can fight verbally with the rest of them. It's when they can't prove their data & lower themselves by accusing me of either being a Petifile or a F-N Homo that I take offense. So I e-mailed Sooth... Oh wait - That was yesterday - THERE WAS ANOTHER ALTERCATION THIS AFTERNOON? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaumerJet Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 only feelings... Yeah - MINE! I got sick & tired by the acusations that I was being accused of. Hey, I can fight verbally with the rest of them. It's when they can't prove their data & lower themselves by accusing me of either being a Petifile or a F-N Homo that I take offense. So I e-mailed Sooth... Oh wait - That was yesterday - THERE WAS ANOTHER ALTERCATION THIS AFTERNOON? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 That's it? Homo jokes? Disappointing to say the least. Anyway - how y'all doing? Someone was nice enough to point me in this direction. And I've already found some funny stuff within 5 mins. :wink: Glad you found us. You found funny stuff here? You should bookmark it. I highly doubt it will last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 That's it? Homo jokes? Disappointing to say the least. Anyway - how y'all doing? Someone was nice enough to point me in this direction. And I've already found some funny stuff within 5 mins. :wink: Glad you found us. You found funny stuff here? You should bookmark it. I highly doubt it will last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Glad you found us. You found funny stuff here? You should bookmark it. I highly doubt it will last. Musta been all my stuff. CAuse, I'm funny, dawg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Glad you found us. You found funny stuff here? You should bookmark it. I highly doubt it will last. Musta been all my stuff. CAuse, I'm funny, dawg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 To be honest...I don't really care to discuss it anymore. Im a Mod here @ JetNation.com....I was bannedc from JetsInsider because i got this job,plain & simple. I guess someone doesn't like competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 To be honest...I don't really care to discuss it anymore. Im a Mod here @ JetNation.com....I was bannedc from JetsInsider because i got this job,plain & simple. I guess someone doesn't like competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 To be honest...I don't really care to discuss it anymore. Im a Mod here @ JetNation.com....I was bannedc from JetsInsider because i got this job,plain & simple. I guess someone doesn't like competition. Smizzy is a mod? On an actual website? Who would be crazy enough to do such a thing??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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