NIGHT STALKER Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Sharapova not a hit between the sheets Tuesday, 21 August 2007 US singer Adam Levine from hit band MAROON 5 ditched tennis babe Maria Sharapova because she is a "terrible lover" who refused to move or moan during sex. Levine told Russian magazine Exile "She wouldn't make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil (an antidepressant) for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil (an antidepressant) for a month afterwards. Same reason I take paxil now. That girl is a downer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Sharapova not a hit between the sheets Tuesday, 21 August 2007 US singer Adam Levine from hit band MAROON 5 ditched tennis babe Maria Sharapova because she is a "terrible lover" who refused to move or moan during sex. Levine told Russian magazine Exile "She wouldn't make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil (an antidepressant) for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny." Not surprising, a female russian trait it seems, like all those russian strippers half heartedly swaying back and forth on stage doing a lame interpretation of dancing while looking just above the crowd at the tv behind the bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 DEAD FROG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K2C Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I'd still hit it. It wouldn't be the first time I'd have sex with a girl who isn't moving. Or breathing for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16G-MONEY Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 anyone else wondering that maybe he wasn't GOOD enough to make her move? He could be completely in the right, but still... just wondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 anyone else wondering that maybe he wasn't GOOD enough to make her move? He could be completely in the right, but still... just wondering. ehh, any chick that has to tell the guy to be quiet because she needs to concentrate is suspect as far as i am concerned. WTF does a girl need to concentrate on during sex??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 ehh, any chick that has to tell the guy to be quiet because she needs to concentrate is suspect as far as i am concerned. WTF does a girl need to concentrate on during sex??? well.. if they were with you.. it might be getting the image of you out of their head and fantasizing about something more appealing! (ok.. that was mean.. but gosh darn it ..it was a softball and i rarely get those! LOL ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 well.. if they were with you.. it might be getting the image of you out of their head and fantasizing about something more appealing! (ok.. that was mean.. but gosh darn it ..it was a softball and i rarely get those! LOL ) The disclaimer takes all of the funny out of the post!!! We want MeanGreenGal!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 ehh, any chick that has to tell the guy to be quiet because she needs to concentrate is suspect as far as i am concerned. WTF does a girl need to concentrate on during sex??? Maybe she was trying to imagine that he was good looking or had a big johnson or knew what spots to hit. Anyone that feels compelled to brag or complain or talk about the details of a sexual encounter is suspect in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 well.. if they were with you.. it might be getting the image of you out of their head and fantasizing about something more appealing! (ok.. that was mean.. but gosh darn it ..it was a softball and i rarely get those! LOL ) gee greengal......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Maybe she was trying to imagine that he was good looking or had a big johnson or knew what spots to hit. Anyone that feels compelled to brag or complain or talk about the details of a sexual encounter is suspect in my book. Seriously... I laughed at first... and then thought.... what an idiot... he obviously wasnt exactly grade A himself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 she was probably distracted thinking about how she'd never sleep with him if he wasn't a famous rock star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 she was probably distracted thinking about how she'd never sleep with him if he wasn't a famous rock star. Now you're pushin' it JGB. She was probably tired of him and his Maroon 5, hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Now you're pushin' it JGB. She was probably tired of him and his Maroon 5, hard. true. i listened to their album straight through once. after it was over i could've sworn the same song was just on repeat for an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Does this musician guy actually have experience of having dead frogs in his bed? Some sort of frog necrophiliac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 How did someone from Maroon 5 **** Maria Sharapova? Note to self: Sell soul and start a faggy corporate rock band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I call Shenanigans NVZnqri0bwI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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