Green DNA Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Stinky gambler fuming over NJ casino ejection By WAYNE PARRY, Associated Press Writer Wed Jul 30, 8:54 PM ET ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. - Yes, Michael Wax stank. He's the first to admit it. The 440-pound New York City man said he was playing poker in an Atlantic City casino for 17 hours Tuesday and didn't have time to clean up. He understands why grossed-out gamblers complained about his body odor, but said he didn't deserve stinky treatment from the casino that asked him to leave. ADVERTISEMENT Dave Coskey, a spokesman for the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa, said it is company policy not to comment on matters involving customers. Wax said he told casino officials: "There's no question I stink. I'm not denying it. I do have an odor. I've been playing for 17 hours." The 54-year-old limousine company owner, who says he is a frequent gambler at the Borgata, said a poker room manager followed him into the restroom and informed him that patrons at his table were complaining about his body odor. When the Brooklyn man tried to retake his seat at the table, he said a manager told him to leave. He said he asked for a free room to freshen up, and the casino refused. He promptly filed a complaint about his treatment with the Casino Control Commission. His complaint will be reviewed to determine whether any state gambling laws or regulations were violated, a commission spokesman said Wednesday. Wax said his instincts tell him to find a different casino to patronize, but he likes gambling at the Borgata. He said the casino was out of line to tell him he stinks in front of other patrons. "I would like an apology," Wax said. Instead of complaining try taking a shower once in a while! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Anybody else just puke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Christ, I think I can smell him in Detroit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Christ, I think I can smell him in Detroit. I know some guy who was there. He said this dunce smelled like a wheel of Stilton with trichamonis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I think if he mentioned he was an admin on jetnation they woulda let him get cleaned up in a room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 Nambla just called, they wanted to know if he was under 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Christ, I think I can smell him in Detroit. Nope, that's Cleveland you're sniffing ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Nope, that's Cleveland you're sniffing ! I tried to give you rep for that one but I'm apparently, maxed out again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Nambla just called, they wanted to know if he was under 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I tried to give you rep for that one but I'm apparently, maxed out again. LOL. The stench coming from the "flats" must be overwhelming ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 GOOD **** that bastid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 He said the casino was out of line to tell him he stinks in front of other patrons. (he) said a poker room manager followed him into the restroom and informed him that patrons at his table were complaining about his body odor Ummm, the stinky fat **** seems to be contradicting himself there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 What would they have done if everyone in the casino was French? That would be one empty joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 What would they have done if everyone in the casino was French? That would be one empty joint. Two things: 1. It's were French. 2. My Mom's French, and she's about the neatest/cleanest person alive. Watch it, or I'll report you to the mods as this appears to be a personal attack on at least part of my heritage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Two things: 1. It's were French. 2. My Mom's French, and she's about the neatest/cleanest person alive. Watch it, or I'll report you to the mods as this appears to be a personal attack on at least part of my heritage. She was denigrating the entire country of France, that wasn't really personal. Face it Europeans stink. As one, I should know. Oh, and it's trichomonas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 She was denigrating the entire country of France, that wasn't really personal. Face it Europeans stink. As one, I should know. Oh, and it's trichomonas. HAHAHA. I was just busting balls because she always busts mine. Do you really think I'd call you mods to my defense on anyone? Come on, please, I can take care of myself. Also thank you for correcting my spelling on the vaginal malady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 HAHAHA. I was just busting balls because she always busts mine. Do you really think I'd call you mods to my defense on anyone? Come on, please, I can take care of myself. Also thank you for correcting my spelling on the vaginal malady. That's cool. I'm an expert, BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 That's cool. I'm an expert, BTW. When you're trying to be funny/clever, half the battle is finding the correct sounding word or combination of words. I thought Stilton and Trich worked well together, especially since "comedy lore" states that words with the "K" or hard "CH" sound are inherently funny. I can't tell you if it's true or not, and Red Buttons is--unfortunately--no longer with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Stinky gambler fuming over NJ casino ejection By WAYNE PARRY, Associated Press Writer Wed Jul 30, 8:54 PM ET He said the casino was out of line to tell him he stinks in front of other patrons. He is right. They have Hallmark cards for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETSFAN5180 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I think I once sat at a blackjack table with that guy.And the odor was putrid he smelled like mold and sweat.When he finally did get up the seat was all sweaty and they removed it from the table after the dealer made a call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 HAHAHA. I was just busting balls because she always busts mine. Do you really think I'd call you mods to my defense on anyone? Come on, please, I can take care of myself. Also thank you for correcting my spelling on the vaginal malady. Well, Mr. Clever, you missed the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Really? Gamblers aren't the most hygienic of people? Whodathunkit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Really? Gamblers aren't the most hygienic of people? Whodathunkit? No, playing with the fact that he's from New Yawk and probably don't talk right. Which isn't to say I don't screw up royally all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Christ, I think I can smell him in Detroit. Weren't you just like that before your weight loss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 When you're trying to be funny/clever, half the battle is finding the correct sounding word or combination of words. I thought Stilton and Trich worked well together, especially since "comedy lore" states that words with the "K" or hard "CH" sound are inherently funny. I can't tell you if it's true or not, and Red Buttons is--unfortunately--no longer with us. I thought it was Walter Matthau that said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I thought it was Walter Matthau that said that. I'm really not sure who said it. My comment was a reference to an episode of It's Gary Shandling's Show where Red Buttons explains comedic structure. Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I'm really not sure who said it. My comment was a reference to an episode of It's Gary Shandling's Show where Red Buttons explains comedic structure. Hilarious. His HBO show was 100x better than the Showtime/Fox one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lebron24Jets Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Thor gambles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.