Fred Jetstone Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. BLUE PILL: http://www.larrycarlson.com/hills_are_alive.htm You take the green pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. Remember -- all I am offering is the truth, nothing more. GREEN PILL: http://www.jsonline.com/badger/image/100299/boll1002.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlugORama99 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 The blue pill is much better, at least it has a naked chick in the background. I think the blue pill is what poor Brooksie will be seeing at about 6:30 ET Sunday night. Poor kid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 So. How many more hours until kickoff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlugORama99 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Jet Moses, what exactly is that thing that Herm's head is trapped in on your avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 thanks for that link fred it kicks ass. definately going to put it in the bands video projector for shows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Jet Moses, what exactly is that thing that Herm's head is trapped in on your avatar? It's the fires of Hell. JetMoses is a prophet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 phew............. I thought it was mrs bellicheks nylons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Jet Moses, what exactly is that thing that Herm's head is trapped in on your avatar? I have no idea. It looks like some sort of a bag made out of a nylon panty hose thingy. Its kinky. http://www.timeisonourside.com/lpGoats.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlugORama99 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 It looks like a woman's crotch. NICE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiamiJet Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Choose my pill? The way this season is going, might as well be cyanide.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 It looks like a woman's crotch. NICE! Maybe it's a picture of Herms mother giving birth to little Hermie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 gg just called and said she was stuck in some AV room for some reason. I told her I would help her out: One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall Tell'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you the call Call Alice When she was just small When men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low Go ask Alice I think she'll know When logic and proportion Have fallen softly dead And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's off with her head Remember what the doormouse said: "Feed your Head Feed your Head!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 a little white rabbit, Tx? i was not in the AV room... nor on a airplane, jefferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 I have no idea. It looks like some sort of a bag made out of a nylon panty hose thingy. Its kinky. http://www.timeisonourside.com/lpGoats.html It kind of looks like Herm is into erotic asphyxiation. You're right. Herm's a kinky SOB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Just don't do the brown acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Hmmm, give me the..... GREEN PILL!!! And I'll wash it down with some Bollywood Kool-Aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Why choose? Pills are our friends. Take both and you can imagine Brooks Bollinger lying naked in a psychadelic landscape. Wash them down with some bourbon and a joint and you can imagine Brooks Bollinger leading us to victory! Where's my bourbon? Stupid, sexy brooks bollinger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Why choose? Pills are our friends. Take both and you can imagine Brooks Bollinger lying naked in a psychadelic landscape. Wash them down with some bourbon and a joint and you can imagine Brooks Bollinger. Why do I think Fred Jetstone has that exact same dream every night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Why do I think Fred Jetstone has that exact same dream every night? He and I are attached at the forehead. i love it when he falls asleep (that way I can masterbate with his dominant hand.) Birth defects have their perks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 I am taking the green pill, please wake me up on Monday. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 He and I are attached at the forehead. i love it when he falls asleep (that way I can masterbate with his dominant hand.) Birth defects have their perks. You, Sir, do not get enough credit around here for being bizarrely funny. And that's a compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Vicodin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 [quote You, Sir, do not get enough credit around here for being bizarrely funny. And that's a compliment. I prefer to remain anonymous. While Shane and Smizzy and Bugg are living it up like comedic fatcats, growing soft on canned peaches and Thai hookers, I'm out there squatting in the bush, surviving on diluted sarcasm and threadbare cliches. Credit is for pussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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