JiFtheOracle Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Her name is Kira. She is just dancing to make ends meet while she is pursuing her career as Horse Whisperer. She has a horse named Fantasy. The last couple of men she's met have been dead beats. Then I came along... She told me I was the hottest guy in the club. We have similar interests and share the same sarcastic humor. I'm in the 1 percentile of men that arent actually DBags that go see her and that turned her on. She whispered her number in my ear and told me if I could memorize, I can call her. I think I love her, but I'm hesitant to call. Please help. I'll start a poll. Please dont call her a stripper in your responses, she's an exotic dancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 By all means. BTW, my new neighbor is a stripp... er.. exotic dancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 OBtJyDFfa7U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 By all means. BTW, my new neighbor is a stripp... er.. exotic dancer. Did I mention I think she said her name is Kira. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 Did I mention I think she said her name is Kira. Dont toy with my emotions. I think I'm in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Dont toy with my emotions. I think I'm in love. Please don't turn into "thinks a stripper might like him so he winds up blowing most of his income on lap dances because this chick keeps leading him on" guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 Please don't turn into "thinks a stripper might like him so he winds up blowing most of his income on lap dances because this chick keeps leading him on" guy. Puhleez...I like the real thing. This is the first time I've been to a strip joint in years...just so happens I met the woman of my dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I don't understand how you could possibly be debating this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 I don't understand how you could possibly be debating this. If I didnt think I was in love, it wouldnt be a debate. I'm not the jealous type, but I dont want to fall for someone who earns money by having drunk men grope her all night long. If it was just a booty call, there would be no debate. But she captured my heart. Not to mention Kira is a dream surf spot of mine in Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 If I didnt think I was in love, it wouldnt be a debate. I'm not the jealous type, but I dont want to fall for someone who earns money by having drunk men grope her all night long. If it was just a booty call, there would be no debate. But she captured my heart. Not to mention Kira is a dream surf spot of mine in Australia. We'll talk later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 lol.. this happened to me once.. I wouldn't call if I we're you unless you just want to get your noodle wet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 If I didnt think I was in love, it wouldnt be a debate. I'm not the jealous type, but I dont want to fall for someone who earns money by having drunk men grope her all night long. If it was just a booty call, there would be no debate. But she captured my heart. Not to mention Kira is a dream surf spot of mine in Australia. You're not in love. You're in stripper love. Big difference, huge difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 You're not in love. You're in stripper love. Big difference, huge difference. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 lol.. this happened to me once.. I wouldn't call if I we're you unless you just want to get your noodle wet Are you kidding me? Of course you call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 lol.. this happened to me once.. I wouldn't call if I we're you unless you just want to get your noodle wet Of course I want to get my noodle wet. But I love her and want to take it slow. You're not in love. You're in stripper love. Big difference, huge difference. IDK dude, she complete's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Big difference, huge difference. Dammit, i've heard this from you recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Of course I want to get my noodle wet. But I love her and want to take it slow. IDK dude, she complete's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Ask to see a copy of her passport. If her first name is Alvin she is really a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Are you kidding me? Of course you call. Most of them are crazy and have several guys + drug habits, if he's the type of mo that falls in love with every girl that bats her eyelash at him then he shouldn't. And yes I'm taking that at face value even though he's f'ing around.. btw.. this reminds me of the Menage show of seinfeld, where they cheer it on and then later admit that neitehr one of them are orgy guys.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 Why? Ask to see a copy of her passport. If her first name is Alvin she is really a guy. LOL - she is tiny...I doubt it. Most of them are crazy and have several guys + drug habits, if he's the type of mo that falls in love with every girl that bats her eyelash at him then he shouldn't. And yes I'm taking that at face value even though he's f'ing around.. btw.. this reminds me of the Menage show of seinfeld, where they cheer it on and then later admit that neitehr one of them are orgy guys.. lol No, she's got her **** together. I think I'm in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Most of them are crazy and have several guys + drug habits, if he's the type of mo that falls in love with every girl that bats her eyelash at him then he shouldn't. And yes I'm taking that at face value even though he's f'ing around.. btw.. this reminds me of the Menage show of seinfeld, where they cheer it on and then later admit that neitehr one of them are orgy guys.. lol The stripper who lives above me lives with a guy who's got the map of Florida tattooed on his face. You heard me right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Dammit, i've heard this from you recently. Orthodox Jews and strippers. Just smash, otherwise stay away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Most of them are crazy and have several guys + drug habits, if he's the type of mo that falls in love with every girl that bats her eyelash at him then he shouldn't. And yes I'm taking that at face value even though he's f'ing around.. Exactly, which means she knows how to throw seven different kinds of smoke at your dick. Look, if you don't do it, you'll be sitting around a year or two from now, stuck in some adult relationship, probably at a dinner party or something, and you'll be thinking to yourself; "what the hell was wrong with me? Why didn't I have sex with that hot stripper who wanted me?" And then you'll cry. You'll cry because you know you were being a pusswah, and you lost your head and thought she'd break your heart if you did it. And then you'll realize that was a stupid way of evaluating that decision, because you thought you'd want a relationship with a stripper, which is just dumb. You were blinded by the glitter and her amazing stripper perfume, and you wanted to live in them forever. We all do my friend, we all do. But you can't, so when you get one of those rare opportunities when they'll do something as simple as having sex with you for free because they actually WANT to, you have to take advantage of it while you can. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Exactly, which means she knows how to throw seven different kinds of smoke at your dick. Look, if you don't do it, you'll be sitting around a year or two from now, stuck in some adult relationship, probably at a dinner party or something, and you'll be thinking to yourself; "what the hell was wrong with me? Why didn't I have sex with that hot stripper who wanted me?" And then you'll cry. You'll cry because you know you were being a pusswah, and you lost your head and thought she'd break your heart if you did it. And then you'll realize that was a stupid way of evaluating that decision, because you thought you'd want a relationship with a stripper, which is just dumb. You were blinded by the glitter and her amazing stripper perfume, and you wanted to live in them forever. We all do my friend, we all do. But you can't, so when you get one of those rare opportunities when they'll do something as simple as having sex with you for free because they actually WANT to, you have to take advantage of it while you can. The end. Ha. if it's jsut sex then sure.. But feel sorry for the sap that developers feelings, i do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Ha. if it's jsut sex then sure.. But feel sorry for the sap that developers feelings, i do THEY'RE STRIPPER FEELINGS. THESE ARE NOT REAL FEELINGS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 If you think you're in love, Buddy, then you'd be a fool not to go for it. Just keep your eyes wide open for any red flags at all. Strippers are a minefield. They're all just doing it short term for this or that reason - until they're still doing it at 45. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 If you think you're in love, Buddy, then you'd be a fool not to go for it. Just keep your eyes wide open for any red flags at all. Strippers are a minefield. They're all just doing it short term for this or that reason - until they're still doing it at 45. This ones different. She's the apple of my eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 There's nothing wrong with nailing a stripper. We've all done it. Hell, date her if you must, but as soon as she quits to be a horse whisperer dump her. They are smelly and your **** will never compare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 There's nothing wrong with nailing a stripper. We've all done it. Hell, date her if you must, but as soon as she quits to be a horse whisperer dump her. They are smelly and your **** will never compare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 This ones different. She's the apple of my eye. Oh brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 The stripper who lives above me lives with a guy who's got the map of Florida tattooed on his face. You heard me right. lol, bad decisions come in clusters sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Exactly, which means she knows how to throw seven different kinds of smoke at your dick. Look, if you don't do it, you'll be sitting around a year or two from now, stuck in some adult relationship, probably at a dinner party or something, and you'll be thinking to yourself; "what the hell was wrong with me? Why didn't I have sex with that hot stripper who wanted me?" And then you'll cry. You'll cry because you know you were being a pusswah, and you lost your head and thought she'd break your heart if you did it. And then you'll realize that was a stupid way of evaluating that decision, because you thought you'd want a relationship with a stripper, which is just dumb. You were blinded by the glitter and her amazing stripper perfume, and you wanted to live in them forever. We all do my friend, we all do. But you can't, so when you get one of those rare opportunities when they'll do something as simple as having sex with you for free because they actually WANT to, you have to take advantage of it while you can. The end. Ahh, there is something magical about coming home with glitter on your ####, but do yourself a favor, before you decide to get involved with on, take a swing by the strip club at closing time and stay out in the parking lot and watch the lineup of worthless mopes that come to pick up their stripper girlfriends. We call these worthless leeches "suitcase pimps." Do you want to be lumped in with those losers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I have a relative who found the one stripper who was ok. she's nuts. wacko. bipolar. loopy. freakazoid. ...but pretty. With her it's food. At any restaurant it's a sport to return the food, complain, and demand freebies and apologies from the manager. I once saw her return FRIES at Burger King because they weren't the proper shade of 'golden brown'. But I'm sure Jif has found the good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I have a relative who found the one stripper who was ok. she's nuts. wacko. bipolar. loopy. freakazoid. ...but pretty. With her it's food. At any restaurant it's a sport to return the food, complain, and demand freebies and apologies from the manager. I once saw her return FRIES at Burger King because they weren't the proper shade of 'golden brown'. But I'm sure Jif has found the good one. But i bet she's great in bed. Sigh, its always about tradeoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 The stripper who lives above me lives with a guy who's got the map of Florida tattooed on his face. You heard me right. That's just wrong, though I did read that Ocho Cinco has a small map of Florida on his left cheek -- his face, not other cheek. So, Kleck, does your neighbor's tattoo look anything like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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