sirlancemehlot Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 You're on a plane. It's nearly empty. The world below just suffered a catastrophic event and theres only an hour of fuel left..... what stranger would you want to be seated next to you? I'll go with Maggie Gyllenhall. Always thought she had the whole package: Smart, pretty, sexy, and a very handsome brother. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 It depends--do I have a condom or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted April 10, 2011 Author Share Posted April 10, 2011 It depends--do I have a condom or not? yes. but no penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 yes. but no penis. Vagina? Or just pure eunuch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted April 10, 2011 Author Share Posted April 10, 2011 Vagina? Or just pure eunuch? ok. you can have a penis. but you don't get to choose yhe size or color. you've got one hour to live. if you're looking for a condom--you're taking responsibilty to ludicrous extremes. unless it vibrates or has a molded latex golfball on the end of it. In which you're taking responsibilty to your partner to ludicrous extremes. One hour. who you next to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Carson Daly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 charlie sheen cuz he'd have hookers and coke with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted April 10, 2011 Author Share Posted April 10, 2011 Carson Daly. Fair enough. Now I see the need for the condom. My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 If i had one hour left to live i would spend it with Ann Coulter. It would seem so much longer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 The Burger King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 MacGyver or one Superman. Either one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 yes. but no penis. I am confused. You said this was hypothetical. Then you posted some facts about Tom. Which one is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Depending on the in-flight movie, I may just spend the hour alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 charlie sheen cuz he'd have hookers and coke with him Ding Ding Ding Ding ..... winner winner chicken dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybroome Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Ding Ding Ding Ding ..... winner winner chicken dinner Agreed. If I'm going out, what better way to do it than with babes and blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyjet69 Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Jenn Sterger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Oprah Winfrey. So I could be at rest knowing that she's dead, at least. And if I can add other passengers to this hypothetical, I'd like to be on the plane with Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, Tom Brady, and for the rest of the plane to be filled with Dolphins fans....all for the same reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon63 Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Mila Kunis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted April 12, 2011 Author Share Posted April 12, 2011 Oprah Winfrey. So I could be at rest knowing that she's dead, at least. And if I can add other passengers to this hypothetical, I'd like to be on the plane with Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, Tom Brady, and for the rest of the plane to be filled with Dolphins fans....all for the same reason. And which one would you have sex with? 'cause lets face it--if your about to die...somebody's getting poked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 A "chicken person" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Rihanna on the left, Braylon Edwards on the right! Atleast go out with a bang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Rihanna on the left, Braylon Edwards on the right! Atleast go out with a bang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 More like: That's decadent right there! My 2nd choice would be Lisa Lampanelli- atleast I'd die laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 My 2nd choice would be Lisa Lampanelli- atleast I'd die laughing. Yeah, but then Braylon Edwards would be banging her and not you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 More like: That's decadent right there! My 2nd choice would be Lisa Lampanelli- atleast I'd die laughing. Whew....Most of us are at work. Spare a thought or two. And then again i think that's why you threw in a Lampanelli reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Yeah, but then Braylon Edwards would be banging her and not you. She does love her "BLACK MEN" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 my family. If that wasn't an option...a russian billionaire. He'd own a submarine..or worst case he'd know people who could cobble together a soyuz flight to the ISS out of the Cosmodrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted April 23, 2011 Author Share Posted April 23, 2011 my family. If that wasn't an option...a russian billionaire. He'd own a submarine..or worst case he'd know people who could cobble together a soyuz flight to the ISS out of the Cosmodrome. Submarine? Cosmowhatsis? Can you have sex with those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Submarine? Cosmowhatsis? Can you have sex with those? You aren't thinking long term. One chick on a plane? My plan has you the only healthy guy on the planet after things settle out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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