BiF Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Hey JetNation, As the title says, I'm new here and I thought I'd introduce myself. I'm a long time Jets fan who's ready to talk Jets Football. I've been checking out a couple of the Jets message boards and I must say, JetNation is by far the best around. Not only is the board super cool, but JN definitely has the best posters on the web. I "cant wait" (get it?) for the season (cross our fingers we have one) and I "cant wait" to speak my mind about the Jets and the NFL. I look forward to reading about other opinions as well. With Mark Sanchez and Rex Ryan leading the charge I think we are Super Bowl bound baby!!! Since its the lockout and there arent too many topics to bring up, I thought I'd give you guys a little background on myself so you know who you are debating with. How did I become a Jets fan? - Green is my favorite color and I love Jets, my dad was a pilot. Simple really. Who is my favorite old and current Jets player - Wayne Chrebet and Mark Sanchez. Whats my favorite Jets moment - Mark Sanchez's first game in Houston. Holmes or Edwards? - Neither, Brad Smith. Homegrown talent baby! Occupation - male model. Relationship status - dating, but not committed, hetero. Hobbies - boogie boarding is my passion. Nothing like putting on some flippers, a wet suit and getting out in the water. Big waves, Small waves, you name it, I love it. I also love my unicycle. You can often see me cruising around on that baby. Chicks dig it for sure. Especially the skinny, petite, somewhat trashy kind (just my type!). I played Football in High School, played some really good talent. I dont want to be that guy, but I've got a laundry list of players that I've battled against. Ask me sometime. Favorite Band - Bell Biv Devoe and Bobby Brown Favorite JetNation poster - T0mShane. The guy is super funny, people either love him or hate him, but he's by far the most knowledgeable poster I've seen around these parts. Well, thats about all I got. Thought I'd introduce myself. Look forward to talking Jets Football with you guys. If you got any questions, feel free to ask. Peace, BiF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Yeah, I saw BiF in italics at the bottom of the screen, and I was all excited about his first entry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiF Posted July 5, 2011 Author Share Posted July 5, 2011 Thanks man, I hope I didnt disappoint. Is that a picture of John Lennon's eye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Bif = Barf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I like this guy. I think the board just got radically better. Welcome. We should make out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiF Posted July 5, 2011 Author Share Posted July 5, 2011 Thanks T0m. Making out is a little weird, but I get that you are excited and I figured my compliment would tickle you. CMT, That wasnt nice. Did I do something wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 A Tom Shane lover- stand in line behind JIF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Thanks T0m. Making out is a little weird, but I get that you are excited and I figured my compliment would tickle you. CMT, That wasnt nice. Did I do something wrong? Forget CTM. He's been pissed off since Trey Anastasio started doing the music for all those BP Oil commercials. I immediately put you at #7 on my "Most Favorite Posters" list, dropping TheBrooklynJet even further down the charts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I like this guy. I think the board just got radically better. Welcome. We should make out. Key word: radically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Hey JetNation, As the title says, I'm new here and I thought I'd introduce myself. I'm a long time Jets fan who's ready to talk Jets Football. I've been checking out a couple of the Jets message boards and I must say, JetNation is by far the best around. Not only is the board super cool, but JN definitely has the best posters on the web. I "cant wait" (get it?) for the season (cross our fingers we have one) and I "cant wait" to speak my mind about the Jets and the NFL. I look forward to reading about other opinions as well. With Mark Sanchez and Rex Ryan leading the charge I think we are Super Bowl bound baby!!! Since its the lockout and there arent too many topics to bring up, I thought I'd give you guys a little background on myself so you know who you are debating with. How did I become a Jets fan? - Green is my favorite color and I love Jets, my dad was a pilot. Simple really. Who is my favorite old and current Jets player - Wayne Chrebet and Mark Sanchez. Whats my favorite Jets moment - Mark Sanchez's first game in Houston. Holmes or Edwards? - Neither, Brad Smith. Homegrown talent baby! Occupation - male model. Relationship status - dating, but not committed, hetero. Hobbies - boogie boarding is my passion. Nothing like putting on some flippers, a wet suit and getting out in the water. Big waves, Small waves, you name it, I love it. I also love my unicycle. You can often see me cruising around on that baby. Chicks dig it for sure. Especially the skinny, petite, somewhat trashy kind (just my type!). I played Football in High School, played some really good talent. I dont want to be that guy, but I've got a laundry list of players that I've battled against. Ask me sometime. Favorite Band - Bell Biv Devoe and Bobby Brown Favorite JetNation poster - T0mShane. The guy is super funny, people either love him or hate him, but he's by far the most knowledgeable poster I've seen around these parts. Well, thats about all I got. Thought I'd introduce myself. Look forward to talking Jets Football with you guys. If you got any questions, feel free to ask. Peace, BiF I call shenanigans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 This made me laugh.... welcome to the site bif. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 CMT, That wasnt nice. Did I do something wrong? You remind me of this douchey guy that posts here. He's a lot like you, only really, really ghey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Who did this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Who did this? It wasn't crusher, he can't type two sentances without mentioning food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiF Posted July 5, 2011 Author Share Posted July 5, 2011 Mr. T, whats the Shenanigans? Max, aka Mr. JetNation, is this your site? CMT, I'll keep my eyes peeled for the queer. What does Vic is scum mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 It wasn't crusher, he can't type two sentances without mentioning food Crusher wouldnt do this...its either you or T0mShane. My guess is that other **** nut. Mr. T, whats the Shenanigans? Max, aka Mr. JetNation, is this your site? CMT, I'll keep my eyes peeled for the queer. What does Vic is scum mean? **** YOU TOM SHANE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Lover's quarrel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Crusher wouldnt do this...its either you or T0mShane. My guess is that other **** nut. **** YOU TOM SHANE!!! "Latter." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Mr. T, whats the Shenanigans? Max, aka Mr. JetNation, is this your site? CMT, I'll keep my eyes peeled for the queer. What does Vic is scum mean? Better get eye's on back of head, he's known to sneak up behind noobs for a quick butsecs/reacharound special move, as part of some hazing ritual.. WHat drew you to T0mShane intially? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 You remind me of this douchey guy that posts here. He's a lot like you, only really, really ghey Please try and not scare away the new posters. Regardless if this is someone who has posted here or not, he is still a new poster and please treat one another with respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiF Posted July 5, 2011 Author Share Posted July 5, 2011 CMT, is it the guy with a similar name, JiF, the guy you are talking about? Seems like he thinks this is a joke or something, plus he started that mean thread about Tom. Thats the reason I like Tom. I'd be hurt if someone started a thread about hating me, but Tom took it like a champ. I was impressed how he handled that and his Football takes are spot on. He uses some great references too. Just a great all around poster. Seems like a class act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 We now officially have one too many posters that use the suffix "iF." All in favor of banning JiF to make room for the far superior BiF, say "Aye." Aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Crusher wouldnt do this...its either you or T0mShane. My guess is that other **** nut. **** YOU TOM SHANE!!! Nah, this can't be Tom Shane or CTM. Neither one is clever enough to do this and still make you think this might actually be a legit guy. My money's on RJF or EY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 CMT, is it the guy with a similar name, JiF, the guy you are talking about? Seems like he thinks this is a joke or something, plus he started that mean thread about Tom. Thats the reason I like Tom. I'd be hurt if someone started a thread about hating me, but Tom took it like a champ. I was impressed how he handled that and his Football takes are spot on. He uses some great references too. Just a great all around poster. Seems like a class act. Yeah, that guy jif. He's a douche. He doesn't like you either, in that post he edited he said you were a ******* piece of sh*t faggot **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 We now officially have one too many posters that use the suffix "iF." All in favor of banning JiF to make room for the far superior BiF, say "Aye." Aye. Aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Nah, this can't be Tom Shane or CTM. Neither one is clever enough to do this and still make you think this might actually be a legit guy. My money's on RJF or EY. You wouldn't know clever if you ate it... and lol that you think this might actually be a legit guy...stoops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 You wouldn't know clever if you ate it... and lol that you think this might actually be a legit guy...stoops Maybe I should have been clearer so that ubernerds with limited social skills could follow. BiF is not an over the top doppelganger to JiF. Whoever is was at least made the effort to not seem completely obvious like say, the Stoolsprayer or Max's Droid or one of FF2's six different alternate versions of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Aye CTM, if Tom Shane ever came to a sudden halt, your head would go halfway up his a$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiF Posted July 5, 2011 Author Share Posted July 5, 2011 Thanks CMT and Tom. That JiF seems angry all the time. He needs to get laid. Dont know why Mr. T doesnt think I'm real but I am...does he have a crush on JiF or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 please end the lockout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Thanks CMT and Tom. That JiF seems angry all the time. He needs to get laid. Dont know why Mr. T doesnt think I'm real but I am...does he have a crush on JiF or something? Consistently misspelling CTM is a nice touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Nah, this can't be Tom Shane or CTM. Neither one is clever enough to do this and still make you think this might actually be a legit guy. My money's on RJF or EY. Agreed, but I dont think either RJF or EY would put that type of effort into this. Its Tom. Just look at the timing of his post compared to BiF's. Yeah, that guy jif. He's a douche. He doesn't like you either, in that post he edited he said you were a ******* piece of sh*t faggot **** H8u. I'd love to see the PM's between you and T0mGayne giggling like school girls about starting this persona. please end the lockout + 1 - these obsessions with me are getting creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Agreed, but I dont think either RJF or EY would put that type of effort into this. Its Tom. Just look at the timing of his post compared to BiF's. H8u. I'd love to see the PM's between you and T0mGayne giggling like school girls about starting this persona. + 1 - these obsessions with me are getting creepy. Not for nothin' but I'd have to believe they'd read very similarly to the PMs between you and Crusher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Hey BiF, say hi to MEvi$slouch for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I call shenanigans. Nothing gets by this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.