Jetsfan80 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 He's better at closed-mouth handshakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LottsMissingFingerTip Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 They say that Payton had more talent than Cooper who had more talent than any of them. Unfortunately Payton had the smallest brain. He went to Tennessee CC. Good Ol' Tennessee CC...Home of the Southwest Saluqis. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 Sanchez is better if for no other reason than the fact that Peyton just isn't healthy. Also lets be real, Peyton won't last an entire season and will cripple future plans. This argument is easy compared to defending Pennington.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 And Chad Pennington is better than both! did it already. 1st page. bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Should we list the things he is better at? Also since I assume this is a non football thread, should we move this to the lounge? NOOOO! I am still getting my feet wet on this forum. I'd get eaten alive in the lounge.. ALIVE!!! That, and I never check the lounge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 did it already. 1st page. bottom Yeah but you forgot to +rep Ecurcb, so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Ah, so in order to be better than Peyton, the key is health. Health, that is, not as understood by multiple doctors who have cleared him to play, but rather by a guy with no medical knowledge, who hasn't seen Manning throw. Got it. In that case: EY IS BETTER THAN PEYTON MANNING! Much like Mark Sanchez, I'm healthier than Peyton Manning! Also, like Mark Sanchez, I'm not particularly accurate with the football. I don't have a particularly impressive arm and I definitely lock on to one person I plan on throwing the ball too. Like Mark Sanchez, there's no way I can read an NFL defense, have no idea how to move in a pocket, would piss myself at the sight of a DE coming after me, and I'd surely lead the league in turnovers. EY IS BETTER THAN PEYTON MANNING! YAY ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Ah, so in order to be better than Peyton, the key is health. Health, that is, not as understood by multiple doctors who have cleared him to play, but rather by a guy with no medical knowledge, who hasn't seen Manning throw. Got it. In that case: EY IS BETTER THAN PEYTON MANNING! Much like Mark Sanchez, I'm healthier than Peyton Manning! Also, like Mark Sanchez, I'm not particularly accurate with the football. I don't have a particularly impressive arm and I definitely lock on to one person I plan on throwing the ball too. Like Mark Sanchez, there's no way I can read an NFL defense, have no idea how to move in a pocket, would piss myself at the sight of a DE coming after me, and I'd surely lead the league in turnovers. EY IS BETTER THAN PEYTON MANNING! YAY ME! You are somebody again! YAY EY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 Ah, so in order to be better than Peyton, the key is health. Health, that is, not as understood by multiple doctors who have cleared him to play, but rather by a guy with no medical knowledge, who hasn't seen Manning throw. Got it. In that case: EY IS BETTER THAN PEYTON MANNING! Much like Mark Sanchez, I'm healthier than Peyton Manning! Also, like Mark Sanchez, I'm not particularly accurate with the football. I don't have a particularly impressive arm and I definitely lock on to one person I plan on throwing the ball too. Like Mark Sanchez, there's no way I can read an NFL defense, have no idea how to move in a pocket, would piss myself at the sight of a DE coming after me, and I'd surely lead the league in turnovers. EY IS BETTER THAN PEYTON MANNING! YAY ME! Sanchez will be the best QB in NY this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Sanchez will be the best QB in NY this season. Based on what metrics, and how much are you willing to wager? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Ah, so in order to be better than Peyton, the key is health. Health, that is, not as understood by multiple doctors who have cleared him to play, but rather by a guy with no medical knowledge, who hasn't seen Manning throw. Got it. In that case: EY IS BETTER THAN PEYTON MANNING! Much like Mark Sanchez, I'm healthier than Peyton Manning! Also, like Mark Sanchez, I'm not particularly accurate with the football. I don't have a particularly impressive arm and I definitely lock on to one person I plan on throwing the ball too. Like Mark Sanchez, there's no way I can read an NFL defense, have no idea how to move in a pocket, would piss myself at the sight of a DE coming after me, and I'd surely lead the league in turnovers. EY IS BETTER THAN PEYTON MANNING! YAY ME! I have always found you to be cerebral, gritty and blessed with unlimited intangibles. Plus your psych degree could only help the lockeroom. SIGN THIS BEAST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Based on what metrics, and how much are you willing to wager? Metrics?.. Freakin Europeans!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Sanchez will be the best QB in NY this season. Nah. 1. Eli 2. Greg McElroy 3. Whoever the Giants' backup QB is 4. Sanchez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Nah. 1. Eli 2. Greg McElroy 3. Whoever the Giants' backup QB is 4. Sanchez Jokes aside, if Eli were to go down with an injury, I'd still have Ryan Fitzpatrick to bail me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 Gotta love soj fans in the off-season...every player sucks and every washed up fa is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Gotta love soj fans in the off-season...every player sucks and every washed up fa is better. Gotta love ECURB. Thinks Sanchez > both Mannings and is always wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Gotta love ECURB. Thinks Sanchez > both Mannings and is always wrong. It's pretty impressive. You'd figure the law of odds would kick in eventually but it never does. Even Klecko hits the bullseye every now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Ah, so in order to be better than Peyton, the key is health. Health, that is, not as understood by multiple doctors who have cleared him to play, but rather by a guy with no medical knowledge, who hasn't seen Manning throw. Got it. In that case: EY IS BETTER THAN PEYTON MANNING! Much like Mark Sanchez, I'm healthier than Peyton Manning! Also, like Mark Sanchez, I'm not particularly accurate with the football. I don't have a particularly impressive arm and I definitely lock on to one person I plan on throwing the ball too. Like Mark Sanchez, there's no way I can read an NFL defense, have no idea how to move in a pocket, would piss myself at the sight of a DE coming after me, and I'd surely lead the league in turnovers. EY IS BETTER THAN PEYTON MANNING! YAY ME! Are you really healthy, EY? Because otherwise it's a deal breaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Gotta love soj fans in the off-season...every player sucks and every washed up fa is better. Off-season? I think most of us have been pretty consistent about our opinions of Sanchez throughout this season and last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Are you really healthy, EY? Because otherwise it's a deal breaker. Need me to turn my head and cough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Based on what metrics, and how much are you willing to wager? sluts banged. 2 hot dogs and a case of Necco wafers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Off-season? I think most of us have been pretty consistent about our opinions of Sanchez throughout this season and last. I have to disagree here. While there are quite a few who had negative opinions of Sanchez, most were believers in the Sanchize. They only flip flopped once the season got away from us and they grew tired of bashing our OC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I have to disagree here. While there are quite a few who had negative opinions of Sanchez, most were believers in the Sanchize. They only flip flopped once the season got away from us and they grew tired of bashing our OC. Fair enough. I should speak for myself. MY position has been fairly consistent for a few years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 The man won MVP 4 times twice back to back ... Stop this nonsense ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 the JETS agree with me... So can you sanchize haters crawl back into your holes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyno-Tony Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 gots ur wish bonehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GronkWelkHead Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 the JETS agree with me... So can you sanchize haters crawl back into your holes? More like if Peyton was willing to sign with the Jets they would have kicked the Sanchize to the curb in a NY minute. Hardly a ringing endorsement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 More like if Peyton was willing to sign with the Jets they would have kicked the Sanchize to the curb in a NY minute. Hardly a ringing endorsement. Not at all, the JETS never wanted a washed up has been who sucks in the playoffs and has a broken neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 the JETS agree with me. Now there's a great measure for validation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGDIRK Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Waste of a thread. Manning was never ever coming here. Cold weather Ground and Pound matra Rex's style Same town as Eli Take ur pick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damaged89 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Now there's a great measure for validation. I'm begining to understand why all the olds are so cranky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 Waste of a thread. Manning was never ever coming here. Cold weather Ground and Pound matra Rex's style Same town as Eli Take ur pick That is correct but I still stand by the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 That is correct but I still stand by the title. Coming from a man who has never been correct I am quite confident my hatred for Sanchez is validated. If ECURB said it's sunny out I'd ask two other people to confirm it before agreeing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGDIRK Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 That is correct but I still stand by the title. We're supposed to be happy that Sanchez is better than a 36 year old with nerve damage who hasnt played in over a year coming off several neck surgeries. Forgive me if I dont jump for joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 We're supposed to be happy that Sanchez is better than a 36 year old with nerve damage who hasnt played in over a year coming off several neck surgeries. Forgive me if I dont jump for joy. Well considering how good some here think Peyton is going to be this year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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