RutgersJetFan Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 homemade usually meant spaghetti and ketchup... I skipped it until I could manage the gas stove myself without blowing it up. See I can cook, it's just that I don't want to. My goal is to find a woman smart enough to deal with my stupidity, yet not clever enough to see through my evil plan of pretending I can't cook so she'll do it. In unrelated news I am still single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 See I can cook, it's just that I don't want to. My goal is to find a woman smart enough to deal with my stupidity, yet not clever enough to see through my evil plan of pretending I can't cook so she'll do it. In unrelated news I am still single. I can cook but it's much easier not to. ... we all see through that plan, btw. best of luck with it. in the mean time... you can save a lot of prep by just eating yogurt. you're still working way too hard with the sammich making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 oh yeah, another good time and effort saver and a bit closer to bottom - ramen noodles can be safely eaten without cooking. crunchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 set the oven to 350 some tarter sauce and a glass a milk and within 10 minutes you're living like a king. Gotta stop forgetting to turn the oven off though, gonna burn the house down someday. Another added bonus is that you can eat the seafood platter right off the same cookie sheet you cooked them on. Easy clean up. Just rinse the fork off and knock the crumbs off the cookie sheet and put it back in the oven. Close the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Frozen Dinners? Yikes. My childhood was full of my grandmother, Aunts, Mom and all the ladies in the neighborhood cooking for my fat a$$ and then telling me to go outside and run it off. I don;t think I have ever had a frozen dinner. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Another added bonus is that you can eat the seafood platter right off the same cookie sheet you cooked them on. Easy clean up. Just rinse the fork off and knock the crumbs off the cookie sheet and put it back in the oven. Close the door. Yep no dishes to clean win win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 oh yeah, another good time and effort saver and a bit closer to bottom - ramen noodles can be safely eaten without cooking. crunchy. Co-sign this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 If you're not within 4 blocks of chinese food, you're doing it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Eating a PBJ on a hot dog bun isn't rock bottom. Starting a thread on the interwebz asking if it is? Possibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 ramen noodles !!!! that was a low for me. 19 or 20 I think, partied all my money away, couldn't make it to payday, to proud to borrow, returned beer bottles for cash yay ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 See I can cook, it's just that I don't want to. My goal is to find a woman smart enough to deal with my stupidity, yet not clever enough to see through my evil plan of pretending I can't cook so she'll do it. In unrelated news I am still single. My ex husband once volunteered to do the dishes for me. A week later when I went to cook something in the oven I discovered the dishes he had "done". There were things growing on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Life just dont get better than that. ugh, i am sorry for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Frozen Dinners? Yikes. My childhood was full of my grandmother, Aunts, Mom and all the ladies in the neighborhood cooking for my fat a$$ and then telling me to go outside and run it off. I don;t think I have ever had a frozen dinner. Ever. I hear ya Crusher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Lived in a 1980 chevy Impala for two months in my early twenties. Got a case of Beefaroni from the PX at fort Hood TX where my sister was stationed. open can. eat. wipe off fork on shirt. end meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Lived in a 1980 chevy Impala for two months in my early twenties. Got a case of Beefaroni from the PX at fort Hood TX where my sister was stationed. open can. eat. wipe off fork on shirt. end meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetPotato Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Amateurs. The absolute rock bottom of bachelor life is when you get married and stop being one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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