HessStation Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 You know, I was almost feeling bad about killing Sharrow. Thank you for ending my remorse. The only time I'll ever be tall (Andre the Giant), and THE NAYCHA BOY counter claims me to death. Damn Sharrow. ....it was pretty epic though Yeah, seriously the first time I've seen someone lynched for just being too good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Damnit, CTM. See, now they have to have a lawn mower maintenance meeting and it's ALL your fault. Douche. Middle management like Pac must all be in an uproar about CTM's company possibly absorbing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Yeah, seriously the first time I've seen someone lynched for just being too good. The legend grows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Middle management like Pac must all be in an uproar about CTM's company possibly absorbing them. Rumors of cutting back on siesta time have the employee's enraged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Rumors of cutting back on siesta time have the employee's enraged. Not just that, polak is making pissing on side of customers house a fire-able offense. They now must use proper restroom facilities at gas station like nearly civilized people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Oh and wrestlemafia 2 ftmfw, btw. Is it sad that one of my proudest moments in all of the games I've modded was coming up with the name "WrestleMafia"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 LOL. Brilliant. I'll have you know, WrestleMafia is most definitely the one other game I've strongly considered doing a sequel to. I'm just not sure we could possibly match the epicness of that game (keep in mind, I give myself absolutely no credit for that being the case - that was all Sharrow). Dude, you gotta do WM2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 wtf pacMule, polack not happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Middle management like Pac must all be in an uproar about CTM's company possibly absorbing them. Something something absorbs penis something something... Amiright? Nyuck nyuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 That sounds...pretty awful. It was horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Is it sad that one of my proudest moments in all of the games I've modded was coming up with the name "WrestleMafia"? Consider this: One of ape's proudest moments is correctly calling AwesomeVM out as scum 3 straight times this season. Now consider this: AwesomeVM hasn't been scum 3 times this season. So no. Be proud, BG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 It was horrible. And you didn't even have 80 here to hit on you and provide "comfort" with his cheesy lines. Tsk tsk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 And you didn't even have 80 here to hit on you and provide "comfort" with his cheesy lines. Tsk tsk. It was pretty rough without 80 around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Yeah, seriously the first time I've seen someone lynched for just being too good. The Sandman is a curve killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Honeymoon photo from two years ago. Cannot believe you are married... on behalf of teh mafia community I'd like to thank your husband for the sacrifices he's made... and for serving our country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 27, 2012 Author Share Posted July 27, 2012 This was a bloody night, even by this city’s standards. Tyler instructed his minions to bring the victim to him. He wanted to personally handle this one. “uhh yeah what do you want.. This has been a boring day. I don’t really have much to add..” SLAP!! Tyler normally got straight to punching but he wanted to humiliate this one. “DON’T TALK, unless I tell you to talk”. The man’s upper lip began to quiver - his eyes quickly filling with tears. “Now what did I tell you to do last week? You were supposed to get rid of that ridiculous Spiderman costume, throw out your video games, and take a walk on the pier”. “I know I didn’t take the walk Tyler bbbut listen. I just bench pressed a Great Dane and squatted a Palomino Horse”. “You squatted a horse”? SLAP SLAP!!! “You clearly didn’t get the message last time so it’s time to send a louder one”… With that, Tyler began launching a series of vicious punches squarely on the victim’s teary-eyed face. He continued the assault until he had effectively turned his skull into mashed potatoes. Vic (Emilio Bomba – Town Bomb) is DEAD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 27, 2012 Author Share Posted July 27, 2012 But there's more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 27, 2012 Author Share Posted July 27, 2012 Meanwhile, on the other side of town, a 2nd victim was being dragged through the streets after having been tied to the back of an Econoline Van. *Beep Beep* “YEEEHAAAA. How’s that feel funny man.. not so funny now are ya”?! The driver slammed the breaks and rapidly turned the wheel to the left. The victim swung around the car and was launched, crotch first, into a fire hydrant. The force of the impact castrated him. The driver got out and walked over to the victim… stifling his laughter the best he could. “So, funny man. You got anything you want to say before I dump this can of gasoline on you and start the bonfire”? “Why.. why are you doing this to me. I play tennis, drive a Hyndai, and work in sales”. “I don’t give a rats patootie that you sell vacuum cleaners, you’re rich, or that you grew up in a country club. You crossed the wrong guy. And now it’s time for you to meet your maker” “Whh What if I pay you? I think I have a Benjamin in my corduroys”.. “We don’t want chor stupid money… we just want you dead”. He poured the gas on him as the man began to wail loudly. Like a woman. “puh puh please…” “puh puh nothing.. adios, Carlton”. He tossed the match and laughed hysterically as the victim ran in circles -before dropping to the ground and trying to use the Curly Shuffle to extinguish the flames… “Not so funny now are ya”. Hess (Jimmy Loco – Town Mason) is DEAD!! Day 2 has started… With 19 alive, it takes 10 punches to get knocked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Oh sh*t - scum is gonna diiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Or not. Damn, i thought that bomb would take out scum, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Shouldn't Vic have killed his attacker? I hate games that don't specify between Night Bombs and Lynch Bombs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Vote: Wombat Come clean - the sh*t you pulled earlier needs to be clarified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Vote DPR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I'm ok with Wombat too Unvote Vote Wombat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 27, 2012 Author Share Posted July 27, 2012 Shouldn't Vic have killed his attacker? I hate games that don't specify between Night Bombs and Lynch Bombs... We play lynch bombs here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 We play lynch bombs here. True. The "paranoid gun owner" is the one that kills their night attacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 We play lynch bombs here. Well if you're ever playing in a game I mod you can expect either one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I haz a sad that Hess is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 We play lynch bombs here. Yup, we routinely default the role to lynch bomb and if it works on NKs too - the mod usually specifies it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I haz a sad that Hess is dead. Waiting for JIF to come in and exclaim how statements like this are scum tells. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Waiting for JIF to come in and exclaim how statements like this are scum tells. LOL Hey, I could have killed him. Who knows. I still haz a sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Cannot believe you are married... on behalf of teh mafia community I'd like to thank your husband for the sacrifices he's made... and for serving our country. I never really brought it up because I come here to play a game, not think about his job. It's why I visited Leelou - he was deployed at the time. And why I disappear from Mafia on DM at times. It all fluxiates on when he is at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I'm not sure what to say, so fluff post, and I'm heading out soon for the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 FINAL Vote Count: Tina (1) - Leelou CTM (3) - Ape, Nolder, Sharrow Sharrow (12) - AVM, 80, Verb, JVoR, SMC, JiF, DPR, Tina, Smash, BG, CTM, Hess Verb (2) - JC, Dan Ape (3) - Vic, Christine, Wombat BG had to be goaded by Sharrow to vote him. I believe Sharrow called him "scum not wanting to hammer/vote" or something. When Sharrow put CTM at 5 votes, CTM abandoned his defense-driven cases on me to push Sharrow's train further. Then jumped off Sharrow, but re-voted Sharrow when I called him on making guarantee about me and then voting elsewhere. Dan stayed out of the fray completely. Christine freaked out and voted me with no rationale after getting the littlest bit of heat. These are my biggest observations from D1. Not suspicions. Just pointing out what looked like the most agenda-driven plays. Curious to see where this day goes. I'd like to once again cast my vote with precision, so I'll weigh what I do after I see some movement from the rest of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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