onemanswarm Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Every Tuesday morning, I wake up an hour early so that I can sit on the floor of my shower and meditate on the current state of the NFL until the water runs cold. This morning, through the power of prayer, the following rankings were revealed to me: 1. San Diego Chargers (12-2): LaDomlinson is officially the most exciting player in the NFL to watch. He always plays, he always plays well, and he consistently does things that no one else can do. On his first touchdown, he jocked a KC defender so bad, I thought I was watching Buenos Aires High School run the patented Flip 6, 3 Hole play to Johnny Rico. The Chargers would have completely dominated their opponent, but Phrivers was busy running the patented twirl and hurl offense of Uncle Rico. 2. Chicago Bears (12-2): Tommie Harris is lost to injury and Warmachine Trousersnake is just plain lost, leaving the Bears thin at defensive tackle. We Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 23. St. Louis Rams (6-8): A win over Oakland still counts as a win. It shouldn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 10. Philadelphia Eagles (8-6): If the Eagles make the playoffs, how do you deny 36-year-old Jeff Garcia the Comeback Player of the Year? The guy is a consummate team performer, as you can see from his comments following the win over the New York Giants, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Great job as always, and being the geek that i am, i loved the cleveland browns bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Bravo, Onemans. 29. Cleveland Browns (4-10): Rookie linebacker Leon Williams started his first game and played well, recording 11 tackles and a forced fumble. Prior to the game, as the team huddled in the tunnel awaiting their introduction, Williams reportedly stood up, and addressed his team, stating, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I love this. AWESOME on the Chiefs & Redskins man:cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 This is my favourite: 14. Kansas City Chiefs (7-7): Maybe they should get Larry Johnson a blacker coach. I mean, Herm Edwards is black and all. But he could be blacker. Keep up the good work onemanswarm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Upon further review, this part needs to make it into the potw nom thread: 14. Kansas City Chiefs (7-7): Maybe they should get Larry Johnson a blacker coach. I mean, Herm Edwards is black and all. But he could be blacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Every Tuesday morning, I wake up an hour early so that I can sit on the floor of my shower and meditate on the current state of the NFL until the water runs cold. This morning, through the power of prayer, the following rankings were revealed to me: 1. San Diego Chargers (12-2): LaDomlinson is officially the most exciting player in the NFL to watch. He always plays, he always plays well, and he consistently does things that no one else can do. On his first touchdown, he jocked a KC defender so bad, I thought I was watching Buenos Aires High School run the patented Flip 6, 3 Hole play to Johnny Rico. The Chargers would have completely dominated their opponent, but Phrivers was busy running the patented twirl and hurl offense of Uncle Rico. 2. Chicago Bears (12-2): Tommie Harris is lost to injury and Warmachine Trousersnake is just plain lost, leaving the Bears thin at defensive tackle. We Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Another great job. See PF, he has the Pats 5th too. I have the same top 5. I'd drop the Bears a spot or two, but I'm not from Chicago. Oneman might actually have the Jets higher than I would, but things are kind of a mess around the middle anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Bills fans began celebrating the victory in style, but quickly recognized that their team is coached by Dick Jauron, and began to beat their wives. Swarm - you're killin me:rl: This is my favorite, but they're all good. Thanks again and have a great holiday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shutout Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 And again I give this man my weekly POTW NOM. As long as he writes like this he wins hands down. Everyone else is playing for 2nd place. Seriously,why isn't this a weekly feature on the front page yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 21. Minnesota Vikings (6-8): Switching from Brad Johnson to Tarvaras Jackson may prove to be the equivalent of getting it on with your lady and moving from the brown to the pink: If a quarterback change was needed, switching from Jackson to Johnson would have been the tighter, more hygienic alternative I spit my water all over my computer screen I'm stilll laughing:yahoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 He was really generous with our ranking, thanks man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Bravo, Onemans. 29. Cleveland Browns (4-10): Rookie linebacker Leon Williams started his first game and played well, recording 11 tackles and a forced fumble. Prior to the game, as the team huddled in the tunnel awaiting their introduction, Williams reportedly stood up, and addressed his team, stating, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Starship Troopers and Napolean Dynamite in the same paragraph? I think I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 Starship Troopers and Napolean Dynamite in the same paragraph? I think I love you. Thank you! I think you're the only one who picked up the Starship Troopers reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 hahah, glad I'm not the only geek to get that one even if i don't play WoW LOL, I was embarrased to admit I knew it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 LOL, I was embarrased to admit I knew it! There's no shame in having an appreciation for Leeroy Jenkins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Thank you! I think you're the only one who picked up the Starship Troopers reference. You keep up with the obscure references, and I'll keep catching them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shutout Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Starship Troopers and Napolean Dynamite in the same paragraph? I think I love you. Glad I'm not the only one who appreciated that combination...and then to follow it 2 paragraphs later with the very same napoleon dynamite reference and an excellent family guy reference is a thing of beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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