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A message from The Gun of Bavaria


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He'll be back.

I'd bet money on it.

Let me set the record straight. If that GOB guy comes back here he won't be out of his Mustang before I throw a beat down his way.

(By beat down I mean I will tazer him and drive away quickly. Now way he will catch me with that underpowered mustang of his).

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I can't imagine he would ever do anything like that, from knowing him in the past. If anything, he's most likely tinted out the windows and tricked it out.

He tricked out a 4 cylinder Mustang?

That's like putting spinners on a minivan.

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He's assigned to Old Detroit and detailed to the Urban Pacification Task Force.

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ED-209: [menacingly] Please get rid of that lame little car. You have 20 seconds to comply.

GreenBeans: I think you better do as he says, GOB.

[GOB offers to sell the car, nobody wants it]

[ED-209 advances, growling]

ED-209: You now have 15 seconds to comply.

[GOB offers to give away the car, then turns to Beans, who looks nervous]

ED-209: You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9.

[Entire room of JN posters in full panic trying to stay out of the line of fire, especially GOB]

ED-209: You have 5 seconds to comply.

GOB: Help me!

ED-209: Four... three... two... one... I am now authorized to use physical force!

[ED-209 proceeds to blow GOB into little scraps of bloody flesh, and reduces the Mustang to a mangled lump of metal, which meets the approval of everyone]

Max: Beans, I'm very disappointed.

GreenBeans: I'm sure it's only a glitch. A temporary setback.

Max: You call this a GLITCH?

[pause]

Max: We're scheduled to begin the new website in 6 hours. Your temporary setback could cost us 50 dollars in interest payments alone!

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