Boozer76 Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Jesus H Christ!!! Due to a very minor complication in my wife's pregnancy, the doc siad we could not have sex during the pregnancy. Unfortunately that was back in November of 2007. I have not been laid in over half a friggin year!!! Not only that, I have to wait 6 weeks after she gives birth, AND then probably even more so she can get that minor complication taken care of!! My balls are ready to frigging explode out of my pants!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aec4 Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Explains a lot actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 Whoops, this is the football forum.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 Explains a lot actually. Given what a cranky pompous &$#* you are, I'd say your boyfriend hasn't touched you in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Alright this thread has potential. I say we make an exception and leave this in the NFL Forum. When we think it stinks rooting for the Jets we can bump this one up and laugh at Boozer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachTsurfing Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 have you tried self manipulation to the general penial area???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Alright this thread has potential. I say we make an exception and leave this in the NFL Forum. When we think it stinks rooting for the Jets we can bump this one up and laugh at Boozer. who's the new guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSJets Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Don't worry Boozer, I'm sure Max is more than willing to take one for the team...literally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSJets Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Explains a lot actually. So what's your excuse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 Alright this thread has potential. I say we make an exception and leave this in the NFL Forum. When we think it stinks rooting for the Jets we can bump this one up and laugh at Boozer. I think you should put a counter up on the forum, it's been since November 21st. That would mean it's been 202 days today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Explains a lot actually. Judging by posting habits, I'd say you were a 60 year old virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOExcusesNYJ Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 like Michael Jackson said...just BEAT IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOExcusesNYJ Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 oh and also...because of ur wifes problem (This is mostly her fault ) she should be blowing u daily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 The wife has a hand, doesn't she She can spit a little, no? What's the problem?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOExcusesNYJ Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 The wife has a hand, doesn't she She can spit a little, no? What's the problem?? well said...its sort of like when a chick has her period. she should still blow u, or at least give u a little tug because of the suffering she is putting u through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 This is how I imagine boozer at home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 well said...its sort of like when a chick has her period. she should still blow u, or at least give u a little tug because of the suffering she is putting u through Were not talking 1 week here. It's been 202 days!! Sure I got some mouth and hand lovin but there just is nothing like a good &*#^!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 The answer is simple really. Cheat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOExcusesNYJ Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Were not talking 1 week here. It's been 202 days!! Sure I got some mouth and hand lovin but there just is nothing like a good &*#^!! anal perhaps? always a fun time if ur into that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOExcusesNYJ Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 The answer is simple really. Cheat. hahaha too funny "its never cheating if ur in a different area code, let alone a different state" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Prostitutes have to make a living too....you'll be helping the economy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Take a cold shower, that's what 124 does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 Take a cold shower, that's what 124 does. Nah, 124 drinks 15 beers and passes out on the couch. I've definitely tried that strategy a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Nah, 124 drinks 15 beers and passes out on the couch. I've definitely tried that strategy a few times. HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I heard he can't take his liquor well. Anyways, I'm sure you prolly live somewhere around New Jersey and there are plenty of prostitutes. Go give it a try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Those Skanky Groupies are looking better and better aren't they Boz?? This time when the lead guitar player is about to take his pick ,You jump in and say Man it's been 202 Days bro. Then Call Shotgun.........Works everytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 Those Skanky Groupies are looking better and better aren't they Boz?? This time when the lead guitar player is about to take his pick ,You jump in and say Man it's 202 Days bro. Then Call Shotgun.........Works everytime Man you don't even have an idea of how tough that was to resist!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Borgoguy Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 I really empathize with your plight. Here's a self help video that may inspire you to push through and surmount your travails. **NOT FOR VIEWING AT WORK. THERAPISTS EMPLOY NON-CONVENTIONAL METHODS. 14oqm9ywLIw&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 LMAO!! look at the hole cut out of the G-string Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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