DHJF Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DHJF Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Just in case, well, you know.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 hahaha too funny "its never cheating if ur in a different area code, let alone a different state" That does not hold up in a court of law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 is that a bruce lee blow up doll??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedinGreenNC Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 I think you should put a counter up on the forum, it's been since November 21st. That would mean it's been 202 days today. Do you cry when you masterbate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 Do you cry when you masterbate? Only when I think of the time I met Max in a WalMart parking lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyjet69 Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 welcome to marriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 welcome to marriage Been married for 5 years, more like welcome to having kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Nah, 124 drinks 15 beers and passes out on the couch. I've definitely tried that strategy a few times. Yeah - we only saw one picture in what I'm sure was a series of photo's and events in that episode. I'd try something else if I was you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 your d|ck got you into this situation your d|ck can get you out of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted June 11, 2008 Author Share Posted June 11, 2008 203 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Only when I think of the time I met Max in a WalMart parking lot. I cry about that day as well. But only when I think of the mods screwing me out of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobe24jets Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 lmao get a divorcce ya dig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 lmao get a divorcce ya dig The Legend is backkkkkkkkkkkkkk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 lmao get a divorcce ya dig DIAF ya dig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 You could masterbate with your own tears. That's what we Dolphin fans did last year when we couldn't score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shutout Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 You could masterbate with your own tears. That's what we Dolphin fans did last year when we couldn't score. This needs to be posted once a week, every week until POTW comes back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain_the_foe Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Jesus H Christ!!! Due to a very minor complication in my wife's pregnancy, the doc siad we could not have sex during the pregnancy. Unfortunately that was back in November of 2007. I have not been laid in over half a friggin year!!! Not only that, I have to wait 6 weeks after she gives birth, AND then probably even more so she can get that minor complication taken care of!! My balls are ready to frigging explode out of my pants!!! okay boozer. The first thing that Im going to need from you is for you to CALM DOWN. second thing is....I need you to take your wife by her hand and sit her down. Let her know that you're there for her and that you'll do anything for her. Once she understands the "I'll do anything for you" piece then make sure to ask her would she do the same. Of course she'll say yes and then quickly and with a very convincing voice ask her if you can borrow her best friend. If she gets all upset and begins to yell quickly interrupt her and tell her "thats what friends are for". she should understand after that. You'll be able to have incredible nasty sex with her best friend while you nuture your wife back to health. Afterwards she'll know how much of a great husband and a best friend that she really has and will appreciate the two of you even more...... I know, I should have a show like Dr. Phil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain_the_foe Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 oh and also...because of ur wifes problem (This is mostly her fault ) she should be blowing u daily TRUE! Do not let her have you looking like this guy here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 I don't feel bad for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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