Tennessee_Jet Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333 Updated: Aug. 4, 2005, 12:42 PM ET Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports Associated Press PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer. Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had. "The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant." Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment. He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed. Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant." Talk about an understatement. Dude has some issues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I am not condoning what he did. But I do agree sometimes cuddling can be annoying. Especially when the Yankees are on. He should have verbalized his emotions though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 He should have verbalized his emotions though. With or without the Claw Hammer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 anyone else think the title is a little too cute for the content? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 anyone else think the title is a little too cute for the content? really depends on how big the claw hammer was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 really depends on how big the claw hammer was. my bad smizzy....... it's got 32oz ewing written all over it. dang, I really shoulda thought that one thru before I attacked the submit button Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 "The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant." GOB: "The bitch deserved it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 GOB: "The b!tch deserved it" you gonna print it off & casually pin it on the fridge next to the grocery list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Blackout isn't here, so others jump to the forefront of posting disturbing news? Well, that's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I am not condoning what he did. But I do agree sometimes cuddling can be annoying. Especially when the Yankees are on. He should have verbalized his emotions though. I can just tell, you burped and then farted after you typed that.. Didn't you? DIDN'T YOU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I can just tell, you burped and then farted after you typed that.. Didn't you? DIDN'T YOU? Babies burp. Men belch. Otherwise, that was pretty insightful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Cuddling is the next best thing after sex, how can he not like it? Sports, there's always time for that the next day, comeon. Well wait, I would've done the same thing if the Jets game was coming on. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Cuddling is the next best thing after sex, how can he not like it? Sports, there's always time for that the next day, comeon. Well wait, I would've done the same thing if the Jets game was coming on. :wink: Didn't you just hit puberty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 "dropping the hammer" suddenly takes on a different, more sinister meaning. What a dick this guy is. I used to love that phrase. On a side note, I personally love cuddling after sex. I can cuddle for hours. Anything to keep me from having to go back home to the wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Didn't you just hit puberty? It is not necessary for someone to cuddle their right hand after sex. Rosie Palmer and her 5 sisters are used to being ignored after delivering the goods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 "dropping the hammer" suddenly takes on a different, more sinister meaning. What a d!ck this guy is. I used to love that phrase. On a side note, I personally love cuddling after sex. I can cuddle for hours. Anything to keep me from having to go back home to the wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 The guy seems to have (or soon to be had) anger management issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Section317 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Talk about an understatement. Dude has some issues Anybody else thinking of DW2, or is it just me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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