Dan. Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I'm sitting next to JVOR right now, and I promise he's writing something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Lol. When I said check your PMs in 30 min., I meant look out for the next round of PMs about decisions people needed to make. After each phase we have to wait for a bunch of people to get back to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 "We got a third one!" says JiF in an effeminate voice. "Yeah, but how many are there?" asks Slats in a panicked tone. Tears are already starting to form in his eyes. "Too many," Pac grunts. Just then, you hear a crash behind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" the ape shrieks. "I'M GONNA .... GONNNA. Keeeel you." Pac, JiF, and Slats run into the break room and lock themselves inside, afraid for their lives. "WHAT has gotten into the ape?" Slats is sobbing uncontrollably again. The ape throws himself against the door. Over. And over. And over. "Call 911!!!" JiF screams as he cowers in fear. The glass window on the door shatters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 Pac takes out his phone. "CRAP. I HAVE NO SERVICE. GIVE ME YOUR PHONE YOU DOUCHENOZZLES." The ape's big mitt reachs through and unlocks the door. He is breathing heavily and reaches a calloused hand toward Slats, who faints like a goat. "Crap ... no time," says JiF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 Just then, two cops enter with guns drawn. The Ape simply snarls back at them. He had gotten so close ... so close to avenging Michael Scott's departure ... so close to killing everyone. The Ape lunges at the cops. Shot after shot goes into his chest. "GGGGAHHH" He lays on the floor, bleeding. His carnage has finally come to an end. So close ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Hmmm... Sounds like something's up with the Ape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 Slats gasps and sits up. "But how did you guys know what was happening?" he asks, wiping his tear-stained face with a trembling hand. "Your corporate office told us to come down here. They received an anonymous tip that the Ape had been seen washing blood off his hands, laughing maniacally." Ape A.K.A Erin Hannon A.K.A The Scranton Strangler -- SK (started with 1-time recommendation letter and could block one investigation) has been fired from the game. (shooting was just flavor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 MVP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Thanks for modding the most funnest game I've played so far JVOR and Dan! I don't have a team to root on so... GO! Errr... **** yerselves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 Shaken, the employees leave the break room. They've come so far and lost so many along the way. "What's that in the trash?" Jif asks on the way out. "Are those ... nunchucks?" Slats says. Pac adds, "Looks broken to me. (The nunchucks have been discarded and removed from the game.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Oh really??? Wow. I should have never let off of Pac when he gave the famous tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 DAY 6 has begun. With 3 alive, it takes 2 votes to lynch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 ha... had him day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 So how about that full reveal now, JiF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 ha... had him day 1 Well done. Sorry I made you hate mafia... all part of the game bro. Dead thread me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 ha... had him day 1 You had him as scum, douchnozzle. Because that was the only way the destroyer of items would've visited you N1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 You had him as scum, douchnozzle. Because that was the only way the destroyer of items would've visited you N1. Good point. Hahahah.. CTM sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 SUCK IT APE! I looked at him again last night and got SK this time.. I was kinda hoping we got to go to war. I'll hear this JiF "reveal" but I don't think there's any way I'm voting Slats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Seriously... no dead thread? Nevermind, Dan hooked me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 You had him as scum, douchnozzle. Because that was the only way the destroyer of items would've visited you N1. No, I had him as playing differently day 1.. The was the intial reason for votes, and that's what i was going with day 2 until an unfortunate turn of events.. If i thought he was town, I wouldn't of stolen his item to begin with.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 So how about that full reveal now, JiF? I'm going to tip my hat to you if you are the last remaining scum. I'm Pam, a townie. I'm the person in charge of ordering items. Every night, I order one random not known item for someone else. There is a 25% chance that each item could get lost in the mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Oh yeah. Vote Pac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 That's all I need to see.. Vote JiF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Last night I sent the numchucks to slats and Pac a random item, which failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Slats, I'm not scum. Vote Pac, we win. I should have never let him go when he did the biggest tell in the game. I'm an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Slats knows what I sent him. You're going back to that supposed tell? Have you no shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I'm going to tip my hat to you if you are the last remaining scum. I'm Pam, a townie. I'm the person in charge of ordering items. Every night, I order one random not known item for someone else. There is a 25% chance that each item could get lost in the mail. Did you send me an item last night? If so, what was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Last night I sent the numchucks to slats and Pac a random item, which failed. Ah... If you had sent me the other item I got last night this would be a lot trickier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Did you send me an item last night? If so, what was it? I sent you the numchucks. I sent Pac a random item, that failed to go through. Dude, seriously??? It sucks it came down to this. I broke my cardinal rule. Had him a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I sent you the numchucks. I sent Pac a random item, that failed to go through. Dude, seriously??? It sucks it came down to this. I broke my cardinal rule. Had him a long time ago. Like you had CTM, Lily, Crusher, and Hess. You're ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g9WjcGdxuM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Ah... If you had sent me the other item I got last night this would be a lot trickier. Bro. We got him. I'm town. You really think Dan would have dropped out of the game with a scum role like Pacs got? No F'ing way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Bro. We got him. I'm town. You really think Dan would have dropped out of the game with a scum role like Pacs got? No F'ing way. I guess that doesnt make sense...but she wouldnt have dropped out if she was mafia. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Now you're flailing... time to shoot this horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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