JustInFudge Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Honorable. Thanks bro. Good game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 FINAL VOTE COUNT: JiF (3) Pac, Slats, JiF Scene upcoming. I hope I get to weep, sob, cry, and tremble some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Going to the store to get a victory cigar.. be back in a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Very honorable JiF.. I thought we were going to RL. Nah, you beat me fair and square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Going to the store to get a victory cigar.. be back in a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 "Whew we dodged a close one out there, guys," Pac says with gusto. "Whatever you say, you scummy bastard. I know what you are, and I wish the Ape took you down." JiF says disgustedly. Slats takes a deep breath. "Well, I think Pac got caught in a lie ... but maybe ... just maybe I'm wrong about it." He shudders. A tear rolls down his cheek. "I'm not sure what to think." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 "Dude, go with your gut. I've never let you down," Pac says with a friendly smile. "I've hooked you up with everything I could since I found out what you are." "The hell?" JiF interrupts. "I've had enough of your blathering nonsense. Penis says you're scum. Penis never lies." He flexes his guns. "Best scumhunter ever, remember?" Pac rolls his eyes. "Dumbass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 "GUYS! I've ... come to a ... decision ..." Slats chokes out between sobs. "Pac has never led me wrong." Slats leans on Pac's shoulder to steady himself. "What the **** is wrong with you???" JiF shouts. "Remember this thing?" JiF pulls out a Dundie that reads "Best Scumhunter Ever." "Just remember, I'm the one who's got your back, always ... unless I'm banging a hot chick I picked up on my sweet trike." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Hurry up! I have to go to work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 Slats is unconvinced. "I know, JiF ... but you've changed since then." The tears roll down his weathered hippie face. "**** this. I'm going to go surf." JiF pulls off his employee badge and throws it in the garbage. Slats hugs Pac in relief. "Looks like it's just you and me, partner." "Yep, good choice. I'd never let you down. You're like family, man." Pac puts his arm around Slats's trembling shoulder. The two walk down to the stairs to the exit of Dunder Mifflin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 "Here, let me get that for you," Pac smiles and opens the doors as two men in suits block the exit. "Are you Slats?" ask one of the men to Pac. "Nah, you're looking for this guy." Pac pushes Slats in their direction. "Apparently, you slept with the boss's daughter and told her you weren't looking for a serious relationship. To top it off, you refused to go to couples counseling. And boy, is the boss PISSSSSSED." The two men grab Slats and begin to drag him away. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Slats lets out a bloodcurdling scream, his body shaking in terror. Pac laughs all the way to his new car. He opens the door to Michael Scott's old Chrysler Sebring, lowers the top, and drives away to the dulcet tones of Elton John. "Hahaha," he cackles. "A new boss is in town." JiF, A.K.A Pam Halpert (townie with limited ability to order items) has been voted out of the office. Slats A.K.A Phyllis Lapin (townie with a limited ability to watch) has been taken down by the mastermind... Pac A.K.A Toby Flenderson (Mafia with a rolefinding ability) has... SEALED THE WIN FOR THE MAFIA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 good game pac, and ape... slats don't sweat it, nothing wrong in standing by your decision at the end there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!! Best dysfunctional scum team EVER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 oh, and jif has great breasts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 great game setup jvor... nice work co-mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I'm not ashamed to admit it. Serious manlove for Pac right now leading us to the W. First he did a great job with Scarface Mafia, and now this? Awesome. How freaking appropriate is it that Toby is the character that wins? Great game JVOR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 MOD THREAD (with setup and NAs): http://www.quicktopic.com/46/H/AzHJWVEWZwS Dead thread: http://www.quicktopic.com/46/H/KEiLjYvCkMt Scum thread: http://www.quicktopic.com/46/H/XxKmjULrwDxd SK thread: http://www.quicktopic.com/46/H/mY4G5he5u3WVg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Excellent scene, JVOR. I laughed pretty hard. Great job, scum team. J80, you did great for your first time as scum. Ape, I may never trust you again. You had me totally fooled. And I second CTM. No worries, Slats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 great game setup jvor... nice work co-mod Lol all I did was keep track of NAs for my brilliant sweetheart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Great Job mods! Half the time our team didn't have much of a clue of what the f-ck was going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Haha, Elton John. That's priceless. Congrats scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Slats I completely would have made the same decision I swear when/if you read the scum thread JiF played so scummy I/we thought he was the SK at the end. Good game brother!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Excellent scene, JVOR. I laughed pretty hard. Great job, scum team. J80, you did great for your first time as scum. Ape, I may never trust you again. You had me totally fooled. And I second CTM. No worries, Slats. agreed, he was my only strong town read on day 2.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Big props to the Ape. Not only was I convinced that first Lily then JiF were the SK, but we literally could not have won without him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 **** you, JiF. Thanks for sh*tting on the rest of the town. Also, @ mods great game, just two questions: why did ape not kill anyone last night and why did slats' watch fail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 **** you, JiF. Thanks for sh*tting on the rest of the town. Also, @ mods great game, just two questions: why did ape not kill anyone last night and why did slats' watch fail? The Ape was only killing during the day, didn't you notice that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 **** you, JiF. Thanks for sh*tting on the rest of the town. Also, @ mods great game, just two questions: why did ape not kill anyone last night and why did slats' watch fail? I28 chose to kill on a daytime schedule. Slats only had a 75% chance of his watch going through. It failed the first night and then again last night phase. He would have only seen Pac leave his desk, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Thanks Lily! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 pretty tough to do, going 0-5 I think we need to lynch from this pool of players. Smash Slats AVM Crusher wwwbat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Oh yeah, forgot that. Forget that part then. Gg wp to scum team, Ape and non-JiF townies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 By the way, I HIGHLY recommend reading over the scum thread. The entire thing is comedy gold. Though that goes without saying when you have a scum team of Pac, Hess, me and Verbal. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 pretty tough to do, going 0-5 Best scumhunter on a trike of all-time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 By the way, I HIGHLY recommend reading over the scum thread. The entire thing is comedy gold. Though that goes without saying when you have a scum team of Pac, Hess, me and Verbal. lol. My favorite part was the 3-way meltdown regarding the mug that you didn't even end up receiving. Hehe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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