The Office Mafia Game Thread

[CTM]

also think wwwombat did a great job investigating hess... Hess was poised to coast till end game if not for wwwombat

[HessStation]

My favorite part was the 3-way meltdown regarding the mug that you didn't even end up receiving. Hehe!

Funny thing was I was gonna use it on WB because I thought he was the SK...but he was the cop who got me lynched the next day. All the right moves I made this game were for the wrong reasons LOL. Destroyed CTM's item N1 well just cause....Destroyed Vic's duck because I thought AVM must of had an investigative item knowing I was scum and he would send it to his fusion brother. Haha. What a crazy freaking game.

[Dan.]

Funny thing was I was gonna use it on WB because I thought he was the SK...but he was the cop who got me lynched the next day. All the right moves I made this game were for the wrong reasons LOL. Destroyed CTM N1 well just cause....Destroyed Vic's duck because I thought AVM must of had an investigative item knowing I was scum and he would send it to his fusion brother. Haha. What a crazy freaking game.

There was a LOT of luck involved on all sides in this game.

[CTM]

Funny thing was I was gonna use it on WB because I thought he was the SK...but he was the cop who got me lynched the next day. All the right moves I made this game was for the wrong reasons LOL. Destroyed CTM N1 we just cause....Destroyed Vic's duck because I thought AVM must of had an investigative item knowing I was scum and he would send it to his fusion brother. Haha. What a crazy freaking game.

you sob

it was a great move.. as was announcing jif as innocent, and trading items with jif... you played great..

i think wwwombat probaby investigated you cause you seemed most innocent

[HessStation]

also think wwwombat did a great job investigating hess... Hess was poised to coast till end game if not for wwwombat

100% I went from thinking we would win in a landslide to thinking we had no shot due to the numbers.

[Integrity28]

**** you, JiF. Thanks for sh*tting on the rest of the town.

Also, @ mods great game, just two questions: why did ape not kill anyone last night and why did slats' watch fail?

I strangled during the day.

I chose not to use the mug to night kill, because I targeted JF80 and then realized I was going to kill what would have been an easy lynch, if I shot JF80, I thought I'd increase my own chances of being lynched. Then when Pac said I was SK during night, I thought I was screwed. So when I got the Dundie, I revoked my Mug-shot on JF80, and proceeded. He had the mirror so it would have killed me anyway.

I was having a terrible time aligning my killing cycle, the scum killing cycle and the players left. With all the items left in the game it turns out it wouldn't have mattered, a mirror, pepper spray, no way I could have won.

I gave Slats the best case I could on Pac, and gave JIF the Dundie... 2 of my biggest critics. No reason for town to have pissed this away. Well played Pac.

[HessStation]

you sob

it was a great move.. as was announcing jif as innocent, and trading items with jif... you played great..

i think wwwombat probaby investigated you cause you seemed most innocent

Haha in a way you can consider it a sign of respect tbh.

[Dan.]

also think wwwombat did a great job investigating hess... Hess was poised to coast till end game if not for wwwombat

Haha and crusher saving wombat's life with the jello that he wanted to eat for himself

[Jetsfan80]

My favorite part was the 3-way meltdown regarding the mug that you didn't even end up receiving. Hehe!

LOL yes. All out of rep!!!!!

[CTM]

honestly, all you can ask is for a game to go down to 2 vs 1 end game, the last few have... so everyone's doing something right,..

[HessStation]

I strangled during the day.

I chose not to use the mug to night kill, because I targeted JF80 and then realized I was going to kill what would have been an easy lynch, if I shot JF80, I thought I'd increase my own chances of being lynched. Then when Pac said I was SK during night, I thought I was screwed. So when I got the Dundie, I revoked my Mug-shot on JF80, and proceeded. He had the mirror so it would have killed me anyway.

I was having a terrible time aligning my killing cycle, the scum killing cycle and the players left. With all the items left in the game it turns out it wouldn't have mattered, a mirror, pepper spray, no way I could have won.

I gave Slats the best case I could on Pac, and gave JIF the Dundie... 2 of my biggest critics. No reason for town to have pissed this away. Well played Pac.

And a very well played game by you Optimus Primate. We had no idea you were the SK until your death scene really. I went from Lily to Wombat to JiF but not you.

[Jetsfan80]

So it was the APE who kept winning freaking items. Dude, you were 1 or 2 seconds ahead of me in game thread trivia TWICE.

Luckily I won the mirror that Pac ended up giving to slats that convinced slats that Pac was town. lol.

[HessStation]

honestly, all you can ask is for a game to go down to 2 vs 1 end game, the last few have... so everyone's doing something right,..

which is why I don't want to mod LOL. These games have been going so well.

[Jetsfan80]

which is why I don't want to mod LOL. These games have been going so well.

If you mod everyone would be dead in 3 days. Everyone. With no winner but you.

[Dan.]

honestly, all you can ask is for a game to go down to 2 vs 1 end game, the last few have... so everyone's doing something right,..

I was really surprised it ended up that way ... I kept thinking it was almost over. Lol.

[HessStation]

If you mod everyone would be dead in 3 days. Everyone. With no winner but you.

Exactly

[Jetsfan80]

MOD THREAD (with setup and NAs): http://www.quicktopic.com/46/H/AzHJWVEWZwS

I'm curious as to why JVOR opened up a thread simply to talk to himself.

[CTM]

So it was the APE who kept winning freaking items. Dude, you were 1 or 2 seconds ahead of me in game thread trivia TWICE.

Luckily I won the mirror that Pac ended up giving to slats that convinced slats that Pac was town. lol.

I almost stole from you night 1. I was convinced you won the bag of drugs, and i really wanted to fire ape

[Integrity28]

So a fat wise man once told me "think first, then type" and a wise young lady once told me "You also typically seem more smug (not in a bad way), instead of frustrated, because you know you're town and it's like you think they're fools or scum for not seeing how clearly townie you are" about this here mafia game...

I'd like to dedicate this performance to Crusher and Dan.

Monkey Death Toll:

Brett (D2 Strangle)(Darryl Philbin, Town Warehouse Keeper, item protection)

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1828254

CTM (D2 Lynch, HAMMER)(Creed, Town Thief)(D2 reveal 1: thief)

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1829765

Smashmouth (D3 Strangle) (Gabe, A.K.A. Exit Interviewer (townie who can open a QT with a person who has been fired/voted off, or can open a QT with an active player if he is fired/voted off)

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1830560

Wombat (D4 Strangle) WWWombat AKA Dwight Schrute AKA Cop with a restriction has been strangled.

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1830855

Hess (D4 Lynch, HAMMER) Hess A.K.A Kevin Malone A.K.A Mafia able to destroy items has been voted out of the office

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1830875

Vic (D5 Strangle) Vicious A.K.A Stanley Hudson A.K.A Townie who could end day phase before a lynch occurred has been strangled to death.

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1831222

J80 (D5 Lynch, HAMMER) J80, A.K.A Angela Martin A.K.A Mafia able to survive one lynch has been voted out of the office.

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1831233

[Sharrow]

Vic, SMC, DPR, Brett, Slats, AVM, Crusher, Lily, Wombat, CTM

If I could instantly kill 10 players right now, they would be dead. Bunch of scum in there.

JIF's got nothing on me.

[WWWWombat]

you sob

it was a great move.. as was announcing jif as innocent, and trading items with jif... you played great..

i think wwwombat probaby investigated you cause you seemed most innocent

Yeah, that and because if I got an innocent, it would have made me feel a lot better about JiF.

[Integrity28]

So it was the APE who kept winning freaking items. Dude, you were 1 or 2 seconds ahead of me in game thread trivia TWICE.

Luckily I won the mirror that Pac ended up giving to slats that convinced slats that Pac was town. lol.

Yup I won 3 trivias, and missed out on the other 2 because of technology - stupid new JN messaging system and my not-so-smartphone

[Lily]

My top 3 all game were Pac, Slats, and Smash. But none of them would ever give me anything to build a case with. One out of three, here.

[The Crusher]

So a fat wise man once told me "think first, then type" and a wise young lady once told me "You also typically seem more smug (not in a bad way), instead of frustrated, because you know you're town and it's like you think they're fools or scum for not seeing how clearly townie you are" about this here mafia game...

I'd like to dedicate this performance to Crusher and Dan.

Monkey Death Toll:

Brett (D2 Strangle)(Darryl Philbin, Town Warehouse Keeper, item protection)

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1828254

CTM (D2 Lynch, HAMMER)(Creed, Town Thief)(D2 reveal 1: thief)

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1829765

Smashmouth (D3 Strangle) (Gabe, A.K.A. Exit Interviewer (townie who can open a QT with a person who has been fired/voted off, or can open a QT with an active player if he is fired/voted off)

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1830560

Wombat (D4 Strangle) WWWombat AKA Dwight Schrute AKA Cop with a restriction has been strangled.

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1830855

Hess (D4 Lynch, HAMMER) Hess A.K.A Kevin Malone A.K.A Mafia able to destroy items has been voted out of the office

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1830875

Vic (D5 Strangle) Vicious A.K.A Stanley Hudson A.K.A Townie who could end day phase before a lynch occurred has been strangled to death.

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1831222

J80 (D5 Lynch, HAMMER) J80, A.K.A Angela Martin A.K.A Mafia able to survive one lynch has been voted out of the office.

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1831233

This game belonged to the scum of course and congrats. Pac and Monkey both played great.

[Jetsfan80]

My top 3 all game were Pac, Slats, and Smash. But none of them would ever give me anything to build a case with. One out of three, here.

One of the highlights of the game for me was when we shared lists. lol.

[JustInFudge]

pretty tough to do, going 0-5

Ha! I should have never backed off of Pac. I'm pissed at myself after I said in last games dead thread, I'd never back off. lol Oh well, fun game, down to the end, which I wasnt expecting.

[Jetsfan80]

So a fat wise man once told me "think first, then type" and a wise young lady once told me "You also typically seem more smug (not in a bad way), instead of frustrated, because you know you're town and it's like you think they're fools or scum for not seeing how clearly townie you are" about this here mafia game...

I'll say it again, I-28. No CHANCE we would have won this game without you. We were jumping for joy in the scum thread when you took out Wombat.

It was freaking hilarious how someone would get cleared as a townie and then almost IMMEDIATELY get strangled. We should have known it was you. Only an EXTREMELY active player could have pulled off those quick kills like that.

[Dan.]

So a fat wise man once told me "think first, then type" and a wise young lady once told me "You also typically seem more smug (not in a bad way), instead of frustrated, because you know you're town and it's like you think they're fools or scum for not seeing how clearly townie you are" about this here mafia game...

I'd like to dedicate this performance to Crusher and Dan.

Monkey Death Toll:

Brett (D2 Strangle)(Darryl Philbin, Town Warehouse Keeper, item protection)

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1828254

CTM (D2 Lynch, HAMMER)(Creed, Town Thief)(D2 reveal 1: thief)

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1829765

Smashmouth (D3 Strangle) (Gabe, A.K.A. Exit Interviewer (townie who can open a QT with a person who has been fired/voted off, or can open a QT with an active player if he is fired/voted off)

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1830560

Wombat (D4 Strangle) WWWombat AKA Dwight Schrute AKA Cop with a restriction has been strangled.

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1830855

Hess (D4 Lynch, HAMMER) Hess A.K.A Kevin Malone A.K.A Mafia able to destroy items has been voted out of the office

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1830875

Vic (D5 Strangle) Vicious A.K.A Stanley Hudson A.K.A Townie who could end day phase before a lynch occurred has been strangled to death.

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1831222

J80 (D5 Lynch, HAMMER) J80, A.K.A Angela Martin A.K.A Mafia able to survive one lynch has been voted out of the office.

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php?/topic/98259-the-office-mafia-game-thread/page__view__findpost__p__1831233

Amazing.

I want your trivia-winning lists. Lol.

[Jetsfan80]

Just so you know, Ape, I'm not removing the title of "Mafia's deadliest player" from under by username just yet, despite your recent performance. I did have some kills of my own this game to add to my already enormous career body count.

Hell, I think I've killed SMC alone 3 times.

[Jets Voice of Reason]

Scum MVP: Got to give to Pac there. The game came down to the wire and he stepped up big. I mean...he got JiF lynched by getting him to self-vote. Jesus Christ that's epic win there. Not only that, he was very much on the beat helping to direct the scum in the right direction in the quicktopic. He got his first "epic win" of the season.

Got to give love to Optimas Primate. He got extremely far into the game with a great reveal, and his play was pretty much magnificent. Had a few things broken his way, I think he could've won. Sucks for him that his vest was stolen and then destroyed on the first night.

Hess cracked me up. He legitimately didn't check his PM for the first day, much to the chagrin of his teammates. I thought he played well overall. Sorry his scene was a little rushed. A lot of things happened that day. They were BUS HAPPY and that was large part due to Hess's craziness.

Jetsfan80 lasted pretty far for his first game as scum. I hope he takes it as a valuable learning experience. I strongly believe you don't start understanding how the game is played until you've played from different angles.

Verbal was not on many people's radar. He caught a bad break with dying early, but he provided much needed veteran guidance to the scum team.

[Dan.]

SO THIS IS WHAT TRUE LOVE FEELS LIKE.

Lol. I28's list is awesome.

[Jets Voice of Reason]

JiF: How funny was it that Verbal gives the mug to JiF...and then JiF uses it to take down Verbal. OR. Jim gives a mug to Pam, who uses it to take down Jim. You just can't make that up... lol. JiF to his credit, had a good beat on a few members. Scum did a good job overall though to keep everybody on town on their toes. I don't believe anyone had the whole team on their radars. He also hooked up most of the scum team and ape with items! lol.

Lily and Jetscode: The magic 8-ball was right...lol. They probably had two of the harder games to play since they were linked up, and not told each other's alignment. Jetscode made a great call in choosing not to take down Lily with him, saving the town one member. Had Jetscode been targeted, Lily would've died for sure and would've been given the choice to spare Jetscode's life.

Lily started off slow, but started to get into a rhythm as the game went on. Her investigations were very valuable to the town and kept them into the game.

Smash: Dude had a lot of creative ideas for his role. It's just a shame he never got to implement any of them. His idea may have made or break the game in the end. Is he okay, though? Thoughts with him since he had to deal with some bad weather.

AVM: Made some risky picks that didn't turn out his way. He also started off with not a lot of information, so it was understandably a tough role. I wanted to start him off with an item to help him get on track. He also absolutely NAILED Hess with intuition alone. So much so they thought he was the cop for a while. I think his track record speaks for himself, had he lasted to end game, I have confidence that he would've made the right call.

Vic: Always tough on himself. He needs more confidence in himself because we all know he's a great player. I always have respect for him because he sticks to his guns and his convictions. He gave J80 a run for his money, and really had all the townies believing in him more than J80. I'm sure all the stress you have will pay off when you have a beautiful new kid!

[Integrity28]

I'll say it again, I-28. No CHANCE we would have won this game without you. We were jumping for joy in the scum thread when you took out Wombat.

It was freaking hilarious how someone would get cleared as a townie and then almost IMMEDIATELY get strangled. We should have known it was you. Only an EXTREMELY active player could have pulled off those quick kills like that.

Yeah, Wombat was one of the only people to say I was pinging him... I made short work of him, I know I could have left him to you guys. Your kills were pretty predictable. I took out all of the major powers, Brett was the flavor Doc. That one I was particularly proud of... I knew he had some sort of protection when he played aggressively on D1, he never does that, he always slow-plays D1.

[Jets Voice of Reason]

Wwwombat: He nailed Hess, who would've made it very deep into the game had he not been detected. GREAT call by him. I'm interested in hearing his rationale for forgoing his first investigation though, not sure I would've done the same thing.

SMC: Had to shoot with limited information. It's tough at that point, he had to go with a gut call with little to go on. OWNED THE DEAD THREAD. heh. I hope his family is doing well.

Slats: Slats had two investigations fail on a 75% chance. That's rough. I won't give him too much flack for the end game because Pac kept feeding him items. I tried to make the watching aspect clear, but it was tough since I didn't want to give him too much information.

Sharrow: Always on point and is VERY sharp. He just gets not enough credit because he's a peek-a-boo poster. lol. He always scares the crap out of me when i'm scum and he's town. Also, when he's scum and I'm town. Basically, I think he's like a little wizard that knows everything and is good at games.

Brett: Killing him was huge for the anti-town group. He could've really screwed things up for them. Oh, and how about letting a brother live? Jesus, dude has quietly been killed early in like every game.

DPR: I think revealing as 3rd party on day one kind of killed his chances. But his reveal outside of that was great, I thought. Staying alive in JN mafia is tough for the pirate. Everyone always thinks he's scummy. At least I do. lol.

Crusher: I don't know if he was joking or was serious, but he kind of nailed half the scum in the game with a list on day one. Also made a CLUTCH item pass to Wombat to save the town cop. Also, he rocked the dead thread. <3 Crusher. Hope he's doing well with the health.

CTM: Facing a little burnout. I h8 you. .. lol. j/k CTM had a turnaround game and really was one of the only ones to get Ape, Pac and Hess early. He has a tell, but I won't tell him what it is. Easy2read you now.

Dan: Had a good beat on scum early. And scum would've probably taken her out early. She's a beast in this game. She's also cute as a button. She was absolutely vital as a sounding board to get this game mechanic in order. She also was very meticulous with her lists. <3 her.

[Jets Voice of Reason]

Hope you all enjoyed the game! Enjoyed running it, and I really appreciate that a lot of you were heavily invested in it.

Night Actions due...never. Thank God. Thought rapture was going to come before some of these night phases ended.