Jetsfan80 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 my mom and stepdad are having their 30th anniversary this year. I beg them not to speak to me of these things but they do anyway... and they're still doing it every night. This explains a lot about you......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 27, 2012 Author Share Posted November 27, 2012 Not sure I get this post. You seem like a pretty happy fella in every picture I see you with your beautiful wife. Are you just trying to be nice to the rest of them? Wow that's so sweet. Crusher, you and me... we are like the Fireman Ed of married men. It's our job to make them scream, we love doing it, are super happy, and everyone else is just envious of it, and not happy unless they try to make use unhappy too. Except neither of us have any intention of quitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 ^Gaype is so happy, he's flirting with JiF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 This explains a lot about you......... it explains why I got kicked out of the house when they got married... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Crusher, you and me... we are like the Fireman Ed of married men. It's our job to make them scream, we love doing it, are super happy, and everyone else is just envious of it, and not happy unless they try to make use unhappy too. Except neither of us have any intention of quitting. Day by Day my brother. Day by Day. Take nothing for granted and always be consistent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 27, 2012 Author Share Posted November 27, 2012 ^Gaype is so happy, he's flirting with JiF. Gayded, I'm flirting with Crusher. Not JIF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Gayded, I'm flirting with Crusher. Not JIF. Comparing yourself to Crusher is clearly flirting with JiF. Closet twink monkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 27, 2012 Author Share Posted November 27, 2012 Comparing yourself to Crusher is clearly flirting with JiF. Closet twink monkey! Ah, I see what you mean... dammit. I hate that JIFruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Ah, I see what you mean... dammit. I hate that JIFruit. #JiFruitEnvy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 wait for the kids, you just added jewelry to your relationship and wonder why the sex is better ? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 She is nesting. She wants a baby. She will let you pork her raw and do whatever it takes to get as many injections as possible. The key is to keep it going after the baby arrives. So it took me a good 24 hours, but I finally figured out the perfect Simpsons pic for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 wait for the kids, you just added jewelry to your relationship and wonder why the sex is better ? lol I'm not wondering why... just celebrating it. Hence the dancing bananas. Always a celebration if there are dancing bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 So it took me a good 24 hours, but I finally figured out the perfect Simpsons pic for this. Does that make Antonio Cromartie the black Annie.Sullivan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Word. It was so good, its letting me rep my own posts. I changed that the other day. I figured you should get some rep as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 #JiFruitEnvy Its rampant around these parts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 So 14 years of missionary and the Ape feels empowered because he finally got head? Congrats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 So 14 years of missionary and the Ape feels empowered because he finally got head? Congrats? So have you and Ladyfriend been ring shopping yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 14 years together. 3 weeks married. It's as if someone flipped a switch and suddenly all her "not so sure we should be doing this" years of Catholic guilt have been lifted. Went from "this is great", to "holy sh*t this is ****ing amazing"... it's a whole new level of whoa... my penis has never been so happy. \:D/ It's going to stay like this forever and ever and ever, amiright? When you got married her other boyfriend got pissed and dumped her. She is horny as hell thats all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 So 14 years of missionary and the Ape feels empowered because he finally got head? Congrats? That's all you could come up with? Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 When you got married her other boyfriend got pissed and dumped her. She is horny as hell thats all. I don't like what your insinuating there pardner... take that back. TAKE IT BAACKKK!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 So have you and Ladyfriend been ring shopping yet? Do they sell rings at Taco Bell? GET IT BECUASE HE"S TEH MEXICAN!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I don't like what your insinuating there pardner... take that back. TAKE IT BAACKKK!!!!! Hey dont be pissed. She did pick you after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 I still can't get over the fact that you waited 14 years to marry her. She's clearly the most saint-like woman around. What took you so long? That's the length of my entire marriage. Of course, our sex life went downhill after the wedding. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT make her do it in the exact same position every time with the exact same moves. Be a better man than my ex. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT make her do it in the exact same position every time with the exact same moves. We save the good positions for our side pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 You may be right. The ass had one or more of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 You may be right. The ass had one or more of those. His loss. Though, I'd point out that positionally is usually a two-way street. No one is saying "no" to a reverse-cowgirl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT make her do it in the exact same position every time with the exact same moves. Be a better man than my ex. Please. Be honest- married women would much rather read a good book than have sex on any given night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 His loss. Though, I'd point out that positionally is usually a two-way street. No one is saying "no" to a reverse-cowgirl. QFT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 His loss. Though, I'd point out that positionally is usually a two-way street. No one is saying "no" to a reverse-cowgirl. It would have been a very short session, leaving me......... well, you get the idea. I'm much better off without that man, in more ways than just this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Be honest- married women would much rather read a good book than have sex on any given night. I can't argue with that statement. It might be true of all married women. It certainly was of me. Hell, I'd rather have cleaned the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 It would have been a very short session, leaving me......... well, you get the idea. I'm much better off without that man, in more ways than just this. Men are sh*t. Good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 No, not all of them. I just had the wrong one for me. His current marriage is very happy. I'm happy for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 No, not all of them. I just had the wrong one for me. His current marriage is very happy. I'm happy for them. Oh, bullsh*t. That's excruciating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Nope. He's easier to deal with when he's happy, so I'm happy he is. We still have to coparent together. Besides, before he met her, he was always trying to get back together, which got awkward, to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Hm. Is the new one not as attractive/personable/intelligent as you? The great solace of my divorce is that she ended up marrying an unemployed Norwegian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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