Integrity28 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 14 years together. 3 weeks married. It's as if someone flipped a switch and suddenly all her "not so sure we should be doing this" years of Catholic guilt have been lifted. Went from "this is great", to "holy sh*t this is ****ing amazing"... it's a whole new level of whoa... my penis has never been so happy. \:D/ It's going to stay like this forever and ever and ever, amiright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Somebody needs to bump this thread in ~ 5 years when Ape's monkey penis no longer works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 26, 2012 Author Share Posted November 26, 2012 Somebody needs to bump this thread in ~ 5 years when Ape's monkey penis no longer works. lol, as long as JIF posts here, this thread about my penis will never fall off the first page of the lounge... trust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Somebody needs to bump this thread in ~ 5 years when Ape's monkey penis no longer works. Or when he doesnt know if it works or not because its been that long since he's used for anything other than peeing in his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 lol, as long as JIF posts here, this thread about my penis will never fall off the first page of the lounge... trust. JiF: "You are so obsessed with me." Ape: (long diatribe of nonsense) JiF: "GFY." (flexes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 lol, as long as JIF posts here, this thread about my penis will never fall off the first page of the lounge... trust. Or when he doesnt know if it works or not because its been that long since he's used for anything other than peeing in his mouth. RIGHT ON F***ING CUE LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 lol, as long as JIF posts here, this thread about my penis will never fall off the first page of the lounge... trust. Whatever, you just admitted to 14 years of bad sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 RIGHT ON F***ING CUE LOL GFY You're not even a man, guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 26, 2012 Author Share Posted November 26, 2012 Whatever, you just admitted to 14 years of bad sex. Wow, you just CTM'ed me. Dammit. Hahahhaa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 GFY You're not even a man, guy. I'm not your guy, buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 This thread is already full of win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Wow, you just CTM'ed me. Dammit. Hahahhaa... Word. It was so good, its letting me rep my own posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Word. It was so good, its letting me rep my own posts. GREATEST INNOVATION THIS SITE HAS KNOWN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 26, 2012 Author Share Posted November 26, 2012 Word. It was so good, its letting me rep my own posts. Funniest zinger you've ever hit me with. You are welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 26, 2012 Author Share Posted November 26, 2012 Holy sh*t... we can rep ourselves? I'm repping everything I ever write on this site for the rest of time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 GREATEST INNOVATION THIS SITE HAS KNOWN Holy sh*t... we can rep ourselves? I'm repping everything I ever write on this site for the rest of time.. Shameless. I did it once and I feel guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 26, 2012 Author Share Posted November 26, 2012 Shameless. I did it once and I feel guilty. It's really confusing. I'm going to get a inflated sense of how funny I am... oh wait, nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 14 more years and he'll have to rep his own penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Shameless. I did it once and I feel guilty. It's internet masterbation. Why is that wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Whatever, you just admitted to 14 years of bad sex. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 14 years together. 3 weeks married. It's as if someone flipped a switch and suddenly all her "not so sure we should be doing this" years of Catholic guilt have been lifted. Went from "this is great", to "holy sh*t this is ****ing amazing"... it's a whole new level of whoa... my penis has never been so happy. \:D/ It's going to stay like this forever and ever and ever, amiright? She is nesting. She wants a baby. She will let you pork her raw and do whatever it takes to get as many injections as possible. The key is to keep it going after the baby arrives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 26, 2012 Author Share Posted November 26, 2012 She is nesting. She wants a baby. She will let you pork her raw and do whatever it takes to get as many injections as possible. The key is to keep it going after the baby arrives. We both want teh babies!!! YIPPEE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 We both want teh babies!!! YIPPEE!!! Yes. I know. Make sure on occasion you tag her in the butt. Sorta like free parking in Monopoly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Can't wait to see the thread after his 1st is born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Just make sure you keep her lady parts happy she'll keep yours happy too. I'm not your guy, buddy. I quote this all the f*cking time and no one knows what I'm talking about -___- +1 14 more years and he'll have to rep his own penis. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 I saw baboons **** in the Bronx zoo once, it lasted 7 seconds. Congrats gaype! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 She is nesting. She wants a baby. She will let you pork her raw and do whatever it takes to get as many injections as possible. Oh sh*t. Winner. You need a talk show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Somebody needs to bump this thread in ~ 5 months when Ape's monkey penis no longer works. fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Every man who has ever been married is reading this thread and shaking his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Every man who has ever been married is reading this thread and shaking his head. When I was married the first time I use to take naps and dream I was slamming my dick in a car door instead. My second marriage to Mrs Crusher makes me glad I didn't. She is an amazing girl. If I screw this one up, it's on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 27, 2012 Author Share Posted November 27, 2012 Every man who has ever been married is reading this thread and shaking his head. Yup. Sucks for all you guys... the best one married this schmuck. When I was married the first time I use to take naps and dream I was slamming my dick in a car door instead. My second marriage to Mrs Crusher makes me glad I didn't. She is an amazing girl. If I screw this one up, it's on me. The bold. Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You used Married & Sex in the same sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You used Married & Sex in the same sentence. Not sure I get this post. You seem like a pretty happy fella in every picture I see you with your beautiful wife. Are you just trying to be nice to the rest of them? Wow that's so sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Crusher is a wise, wise man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 he is. my mom and stepdad are having their 30th anniversary this year. I beg them not to speak to me of these things but they do anyway... and they're still doing it every night. *shudder* but... good for them. and good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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