MexiRoll6 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Rex needs to stop telling his players to "Play like a Jet" because all too often they DO. Gates played like a classic Jet, and so did Stephen Hill. That phrase is about as motivating as "Let's get a fuc&ing snack." Unless Rex is able to REDEFINE what playing like a Jet is, I will continue to laugh whenever he says it, because THEY DO. Play like a Niner, Jets. Play like a Giant, Jets, just DON'T play like a freakin Jet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 When Rex had lap band surgery they must have cut his balls off too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 When Rex had lap band surgery they must have cut his balls off too! No, he lost them when the foot fetish videos were revealed. Hasn't been the same since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Rex needs to stop telling his players to "Play like a Jet" because all too often they DO. Gates played like a classic Jet, and so did Stephen Hill. That phrase is about as motivating as "Let's get a fuc&ing snack." Unless Rex is able to REDEFINE what playing like a Jet is, I will continue to laugh whenever he says it, because THEY DO. Play like a Niner, Jets. Play like a Giant, Jets, just DON'T play like a freakin Jet. I actually like the concept...problem is to me...it really only applies to the defense cause he never bothered to collect talent on the offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Rex needs to stop telling his players to "Play like a Jet" because all too often they DO. Gates played like a classic Jet, and so did Stephen Hill. That phrase is about as motivating as "Let's get a fuc&ing snack." Unless Rex is able to REDEFINE what playing like a Jet is, I will continue to laugh whenever he says it, because THEY DO. Play like a Niner, Jets. Play like a Giant, Jets, just DON'T play like a freakin Jet. What's wrong with let's get a ******* snack? That's very motivating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 You guys see the last play of the Bills game? They played like Jets circa 2009 with a perfect blitz to sack Cam Newton. Who was the real brains behind the defense? Rex or Pettine? Bills looked good. Fins are 2-0. Tannyhill looks like a real QB. Jets are sucking hind-tit. Even when they don't play, they are killing me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I see I'm going to have to pass out a lot of these this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 You guys see the last play of the Bills game? They played like Jets circa 2009 with a perfect blitz to sack Cam Newton. Who was the real brains behind the defense? Rex or Pettine? Bills looked good. Fins are 2-0. Tannyhill looks like a real QB. Jets are sucking hind-tit. Even when they don't play, they are killing me! Bills have played almost identical to the Jets this year; the lost a close one to the pats and the game which they won, they did so in the last few seconds and were helped out by a pretty gifty pass-interference call. We're both 1-1 with a loss to the same team, we'll see who the better team is next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Rex needs to stop telling his players to "Play like a Jet" because all too often they DO. Gates played like a classic Jet, and so did Stephen Hill. That phrase is about as motivating as "Let's get a fuc&ing snack." Unless Rex is able to REDEFINE what playing like a Jet is, I will continue to laugh whenever he says it, because THEY DO. Play like a Niner, Jets. Play like a Giant, Jets, just DON'T play like a freakin Jet. Holding Brady to 10 isn't playing like a jet? Wtf is wrong with people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Bills have played almost identical to the Jets this year; the lost a close one to the pats and the game which they won, they did so in the last few seconds and were helped out by a pretty gifty pass-interference call. We're both 1-1 with a loss to the same team, we'll see who the better team is next week. One difference. Bills 3 passing TD's 1 interception 1 sack in two games Jets 1 passing TD 4 interceptions 9 sacks in two games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 What's wrong with let's get a ******* snack? That's very motivating. I do not think Crusher needs motivation to get a snack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 One difference. Bills 3 passing TD's 1 interception 1 sack in two games Jets 1 passing TD 4 interceptions 9 sacks in two games In all honesty, there are multiple differences; our defense is better, they have a vastly superior run-game and a quality WR in johnson among others, but the idea is that just like us, they're 1-1, with a loss to the same team by almost as many points. They needed to orchestrate a last-ditch effort and were aided by a gift of a pass interference call, so I'm not really ready to concede being the worst team in the division yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 You guys see the last play of the Bills game? They played like Jets circa 2009 with a perfect blitz to sack Cam Newton. Who was the real brains behind the defense? Rex or Pettine? Bills looked good. Fins are 2-0. Tannyhill looks like a real QB. Jets are sucking hind-tit. Even when they don't play, they are killing me! here's your binky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 really? this is all that's left to complain about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoicsentry Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 You guys see the last play of the Bills game? They played like Jets circa 2009 with a perfect blitz to sack Cam Newton. Who was the real brains behind the defense? Rex or Pettine? Bills looked good. Fins are 2-0. Tannyhill looks like a real QB. Jets are sucking hind-tit. Even when they don't play, they are killing me! What? The defense has been very good the first 2 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 here's your binky You need a new schtick. WTF are you, a prop comic? If you ever had an original thought, it would die of loneliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 You need a new schtick. WTF are you, a prop comic? If you ever had an original thought, it would die of loneliness. yeah, I should have gone with crying baby blowing a snot bubble face for you here ya go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 yeah, I should have gone with crying baby blowing a snot bubble face for you here ya go YAWN. When you come up with something new,and halfway intelligent, just let me know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 I do not think Crusher needs motivation to get a snack. Crusher would run through walls for Rex. Theres pizza on the other side too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 You guys see the last play of the Bills game? They played like Jets circa 2009 with a perfect blitz to sack Cam Newton. Who was the real brains behind the defense? Rex or Pettine? Bills looked good. Fins are 2-0. Tannyhill looks like a real QB. Jets are sucking hind-tit. Even when they don't play, they are killing me! Yeah, we should have drafted Tannehill with our 16th pick! Stupid Jets!! Meanwhile our defense is giving up 30 points per game after letting Pettine go to Buffalo! Plus we let Mario Williams & CJ Spiller go to Buffalo with him! Then we made Carolina comically blow coverage in the endzone to end the game yesterday. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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