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Holy sh*t dude, calm your titties.  I'm one vote.  I would not have voted for Lily - I don't see her posts as scummy.  So what now?  You want to pin the no lynch on me?

No.

I thought you were mad at me for voting you and going on about your meeting like I should have known about it.

If that's not the case then we're cool, more or less.

I'm still going to hold you accountable for not voting though just like I'm going to do the same with AVM.

If I were going to blame you for a no lynch I could just as easily blame myself.

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Dr.Seducto was in the public bathroom, peeing sitting down and feeling generally deflated. He always dreamed of becoming a pro basketball player but unfortunately he had neither the talent or the physique for such a trade. But what he lacked in stamina he more than made up with charisma. Or so his mom used to say. So he took life one lapdance at a time and that got him by.
 
Someone knocked on the bathroom door and Dr.Seducto sighed. "It's taken." A second knock echoed through. "I said it's ******* taken." A third abrupt knock followed. He opened his mouth to tell the ******* moron to go **** himself, when the door flew open and he got shot right in his mother****ing face. Dr.Seucto's body flopped to the side as his killer set down on the stool for an overdue poop.
 
 
JiF, Dr.Seducto, Vanilla Stripper is dead.
 
 
 
 
In the meanwhile on the other side of the bar....
 
 
 
CTM Coppafeel got refused in the blood drive in the bar because he was told he was too anemic. His Hemoglobin was almost as ridiculous as his hippy disgusting hair. But he was told that if a pig needed transfusion, they'll give him a call. CTM flipped them off and sat down at the bar to have a drink. It wasn't his fault that he was on a vegan diet and starting to lose his pubic hair. His lapdances were still the best in town. **** them. 
 
He had two tequila shots and headed to the Jiggly room. As he entered the room a figure emerged from the darkness and hacked  his head with a machete. His anemic blood dripped down into a big light red puddle. 
 
 
 
CTM Coppafeel, Vanilla Stripper is dead.
 
 
 
 
Arsis, Swallowing Ivan, has been poisoned while drinking his Shirley Temple, but luckily guzzling sperm is sustaining him for the time being.

 

 

MY PHYSIQUE IS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dr.Seducto was in the public bathroom, peeing sitting down and feeling generally deflated. He always dreamed of becoming a pro basketball player but unfortunately he had neither the talent or the physique for such a trade. But what he lacked in stamina he more than made up with charisma. Or so his mom used to say. So he took life one lapdance at a time and that got him by.
 
Someone knocked on the bathroom door and Dr.Seducto sighed. "It's taken." A second knock echoed through. "I said it's ******* taken." A third abrupt knock followed. He opened his mouth to tell the ******* moron to go **** himself, when the door flew open and he got shot right in his mother****ing face. Dr.Seucto's body flopped to the side as his killer set down on the stool for an overdue poop.
 
 
JiF, Dr.Seducto, Vanilla Stripper is dead.
 
 
 
 
In the meanwhile on the other side of the bar....
 
 
 
CTM Coppafeel got refused in the blood drive in the bar because he was told he was too anemic. His Hemoglobin was almost as ridiculous as his hippy disgusting hair. But he was told that if a pig needed transfusion, they'll give him a call. CTM flipped them off and sat down at the bar to have a drink. It wasn't his fault that he was on a vegan diet and starting to lose his pubic hair. His lapdances were still the best in town. **** them. 
 
He had two tequila shots and headed to the Jiggly room. As he entered the room a figure emerged from the darkness and hacked  his head with a machete. His anemic blood dripped down into a big light red puddle. 
 
 
 
CTM Coppafeel, Vanilla Stripper is dead.
 
 
 
 
Arsis, Swallowing Ivan, has been poisoned while drinking his Shirley Temple, but luckily guzzling sperm is sustaining him for the time being.

 

Good thing none of these were me. I posted that last post without realizing Night ended.

 

Also, kind of surprised about Jif. Was unsure about him. CTM being killed makes sense though.

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Official VC

Pac(2): Lizzie, Arsis

Lily(1): Crusher

Nolder(1): 80

Crusher(1): Hess

 

Not voting(8): The rest of the hoes

 

 

With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch.

 

 

Deadline: Monday, 9 PM, GMT

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 Official VC

Pac(2): Lizzie, Arsis

Nolder(2): 80, Leelou

Lily(1): Crusher

Crusher(1): Hess

 

Not voting(7): The rest of the hoes

 

 

With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch.

 

 

Deadline: Monday, 9 PM, GMT

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Nope, don't be pulling that. If you're town, the fact that you're a dead man walking means you ought to be making this day count.

I'm not pulling anything. I'm dead anyway eod.

unvote vote pac

Just look at pac. Look at him eod yesterday. Look at what he's done this game and who is helps. He's not had a single pro town post all game.

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I'm not pulling anything. I'm dead anyway eod.

unvote vote pac

Just look at pac. Look at him eod yesterday. Look at what he's done this game and who is helps. He's not had a single pro town post all game.

LOL 

 

This applies to everyone every day in every game.

I might be dead eod. Or anyone else.

Like, this apathetic "oh well im dead anyway" sh*t you're pulling is stupid.

What if we lynched you today? You'd be just as dead.

Does that mean you're not going to try to use the time you have to find scum?

 

If this isn't all just an act (I think it is) then pull your sh*t together and do work.

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