Greenseed4 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 With the 4th Round upon us...and we picking 18th in the round, here are the (22) highest rated players according to NFL.com, cause you know, we BPA: Grade, Player, Deets 6.1 Caleb Brantley, DT: +athletic player +it was only a misdemeanor; -knocked her unconscious; -it was a closed fist, and also, he dislodged a tooth -happened this week 5.8 Dede Westbrook, WR: +quick little f*cker; -tiny dancer in my hand, -already added a WR despite other glaring needs on roster 5.7 Dorian Johnson, OG: -already invested in our OGs 5.7 Nathan Peterson, QB: +accurate, +pro-style offense, +bigger hands than Ellen DeGeneres; -sits at the kid table for Thanksgiving, -needs a booster seat 5.7 Bucky Hodges, TE: +uber athletic, fast, and sometimes catchy hands, +plus size; -inexperienced former QB 5.7 Jake Butt, TE: +plus size, athleticism, talent; -can't separate from defenders when he's in his wheelchair, -last name is "Butt" 5.7 Desmond King, CB/S: +productive ball hawk, +experienced iron man; -would be third safety prospect leading fans to suicide; +would be third safety prospect leading fans to suicide 5.6 Chad Hansen, WR: +good size, +major manos ; -we don't need more receivers 5.6 David Sharpe, OT: +huge, +height, +weight, +length, +arm span; -stiff, -not athletic, -not really an athlete, just a big dude 5.6 Samaje Perine, RB: +big boy, +runs hard, +hurts people, +perfect compliment to the slashers on roster 5.6 Carl Lawson, DE: +perfect size when not hurt, +plus movement when not hurt, +fan favorite of Kevin Greene when not hurt; -always hurt 5.6 Tedric Thomas, FS: -he's a free safety 5.6 Zach Banner, OT: +he big (6'8, 358); -he big 5.6 Damontae Kazee, CB; +ball skills; -wee-little man 5.6 Jeremy McNichols, RB: +speed, +wiggle; -tackled by two-hand touches 5.6 Jaleel Johnson, DT: D-line, so I don't GAF 5.6 DJ Jones, DT: D-line, so I don't GAF 5.6 Elijah Qualls, DT; D-line, so I don't GAF 5.6 Carlos Watkins, DT; D-line, so I don't GAF 5.6 Josh Reynolds, WR; +he's tall; -he's skinny, like whats-his-name, but slower 5.5 Brad Kaaya, QB; +he's a QB, -he's a QB 5.5 Jeremy Sprinkle, TE; +great athlete, +perfect in-line size & skill-set, +big ole hands; -likes to shoplift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Powpow Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Greenseed4 said: With the 4th Round upon us...and we picking 18th in the round, here are the (22) highest rated players according to NFL.com, cause you know, we BPA: Grade, Player, Deets 6.1 Caleb Brantley, DT: +athletic player +it was only a misdemeanor; -knocked her unconscious; -it was a closed fist, and also, he dislodged a tooth -happened this week 5.8 Dede Westbrook, WR: +quick little f*cker; -tiny dancer in my hand, -already added a WR despite other glaring needs on roster 5.7 Dorian Johnson, OG: -already invested in our OGs 5.7 Nathan Peterson, QB: +accurate, +pro-style offense, +bigger hands than Ellen DeGeneres; -sits at the kid table for Thanksgiving, -needs a booster seat 5.7 Bucky Hodges, TE: +uber athletic, fast, and sometimes catchy hands, +plus size; -inexperienced former QB 5.7 Jake Butt, TE: +plus size, athleticism, talent; -can't separate from defenders when he's in his wheelchair, -last name is "Butt" 5.7 Desmond King, CB/S: +productive ball hawk, +experienced iron man; -would be third safety prospect leading fans to suicide; +would be third safety prospect leading fans to suicide 5.6 Chad Hansen, WR: +good size, +major manos ; -we don't need more receivers 5.6 David Sharpe, OT: +huge, +height, +weight, +length, +arm span; -stiff, -not athletic, -not really an athlete, just a big dude 5.6 Samaje Perine, RB: +big boy, +runs hard, +hurts people, +perfect compliment to the slashers on roster 5.6 Carl Lawson, DE: +perfect size when not hurt, +plus movement when not hurt, +fan favorite of Kevin Greene when not hurt; -always hurt 5.6 Tedric Thomas, FS: -he's a free safety 5.6 Zach Banner, OT: +he big (6'8, 358); -he big 5.6 Damontae Kazee, CB; +ball skills; -wee-little man 5.6 Jeremy McNichols, RB: +speed, +wiggle; -tackled by two-hand touches 5.6 Jaleel Johnson, DT: D-line, so I don't GAF 5.6 DJ Jones, DT: D-line, so I don't GAF 5.6 Elijah Qualls, DT; D-line, so I don't GAF 5.6 Carlos Watkins, DT; D-line, so I don't GAF 5.6 Josh Reynolds, WR; +he's tall; -he's skinny, like whats-his-name, but slower 5.5 Brad Kaaya, QB; +he's a QB, -he's a QB 5.5 Jeremy Sprinkle, TE; +great athlete, +perfect in-line size & skill-set, +big ole hands; -likes to shoplift Not terribly exciting - we still have many multiple needs to be addresed. Perone and Sprinkle seem to stand out. But of course they're probably gone by the time we pick. CB, edge, RB, ILB still unresolved ?♂️ 6 picks left seem worthless ? Hope we at least get that kicker Zane Gonzalez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 A friend of mine was at a bar and he overheard @T0mShane saying he hoped to score some butt on day three. I assume he was talking about the tight end but I am not sure completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted April 29, 2017 Author Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 hour ago, T0mShane said: I like to call this, the "forward-facing-trust-fall" and it is waaay too passive to describe my emotions regarding our remaining picks. There should be more urgency to the ledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesr Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Can we please double dip at tight end ... having two guys called Butt and Sprinkle would be hysterical, if nothing else.Sent from my XT1068 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Maxman said: A friend of mine was at a bar and he overheard @T0mShane saying he hoped to score some butt on day three. I assume he was talking about the tight end but I am not sure completely. The tighter the better, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 5 hours ago, T0mShane said: For the win..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Life Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Butt or Hodges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoop24 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Josh Reynolds is gonna be steal for someone . That kid can play . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Maxman said: A friend of mine was at a bar and he overheard @T0mShane saying he hoped to score some butt on day three. I assume he was talking about the tight end but I am not sure completely. Oh he was talking about a tight end for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost420 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Perine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powpow Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 7 hours ago, Maxman said: A friend of mine was at a bar and he overheard @T0mShane saying he hoped to score some butt on day three. I assume he was talking about the tight end but I am not sure completely. Tom's probably on a three day butt sabbatical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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