TuscanyTile2 Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Well, not really. But this falls under "headlines you wouldn't be surprised to read" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 As you typed this, no part of you thought, "hey, this isn't funny at all?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fibonacci Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Somebody please stop TuscanyTile2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Cromartie is sorta my hero. He was one of my favorite Jets tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 can any of them play safety? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Island Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 26 minutes ago, Dcat said: can any of them play safety? Can any of them play QB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 18 minutes ago, Fantasy Island said: Can any of them play QB? you build championship teams with safeties first. ILBs second. QBs come and go. ~The World According to Mac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 2 hours ago, HessStation said: Cromartie is sorta my hero. He was one of my favorite Jets tbh. Me too actually. He made some sweet special team hustle plays while here. His original tenure he was a very good #2 corner for us. Plus I'm honestly impressed by his virility. Can't wait to see if he slows down when he hits his forties and fifties. Errr, age not offspring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Dcat said: can any of them play safety? 41 minutes ago, Fantasy Island said: Can any of them play QB? Honestly I'm pretty sure Antonios offspring have a better chance to become pro bowlers than a single draft pick of the last two GM's. With the assumption Leo Williams actually is the child he fathered at summer camp rising to eighth grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack48 Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 6 hours ago, The Crusher said: Me too actually. He made some sweet special team hustle plays while here. His original tenure he was a very good #2 corner for us. Plus I'm honestly impressed by his virility. Can't wait to see if he slows down when he hits his forties and fifties. Errr, age not offspring. Anyone pondered the possibility that Mrs. C is stepping out on Tony? He did get clipped, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 2 hours ago, jack48 said: Anyone pondered the possibility that Mrs. C is stepping out on Tony? He did get clipped, after all. No. Absolutely no one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 9 hours ago, The Crusher said: Me too actually. He made some sweet special team hustle plays while here. His original tenure he was a very good #2 corner for us. Plus I'm honestly impressed by his virility. Can't wait to see if he slows down when he hits his forties and fifties. Errr, age not offspring. Agreed. He was especially good that first year after Revis left. But one of the single best plays he made for us was while he was still with the Chargers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 11 hours ago, Dcat said: can any of them play safety? lol Haha Clintons Dix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadaSteve Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Antonio Cromartie himself is responsible for .9 percent of the climate change issue with all the humans he's created Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego My Lageman Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Delete your thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack48 Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 4 hours ago, The Crusher said: No. Absolutely no one. He is a fertility god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 hour ago, jack48 said: He is a fertility god. Heck yeah. After football he could become a fertility coach. He and the wife have a brief private consult then 10 months later she gives birth to triplets. " Cuckold, not just for humiliation anymore" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 11 hours ago, jack48 said: Anyone pondered the possibility that Mrs. C is stepping out on Tony? He did get clipped, after all. They tried. The #318 hardened stainless steel titanium alloy surgical scissors cracked and crumbled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack48 Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 2 hours ago, The Crusher said: Heck yeah. After football he could become a fertility coach. He and the wife have a brief private consult then 10 months later she gives birth to triplets. " Cuckold, not just for humiliation anymore" he does not impregnate women, per se. He gives thema spiritual upgrade. Spiritual vasectomies are not possible where a fertility god is concerned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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