Borgoguy Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Sorry, Borgo. I guess I'm not really in need of assessment/judgement so it's kinda moot to post a picture of myself on a public forum, you see. What about in that bathing suit but also wearing a gorilla mask? Just grasping at straws, here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 What about in that bathing suit but also wearing a gorilla mask? Just grasping at straws, here. V it's all about post count..trying to help max pay bills:D I have always said 'the women of JN calendar" would be a best seller heh then we could all retire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 V it's all about post count..trying to help max pay bills:D I have always said 'the women of JN calendar" would be a best seller heh then we could all retire If it will help to sell the gals--and the calendar, of course--I'll go "full Monty" in a pictorial with the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 If it will help to sell the gals--and the calendar, of course--I'll go "full Monty" in a pictorial with the ladies. and maybe Faba too sadly i'm not in speedo shape right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 and maybe Faba too sadly i'm not in speedo shape right now Are we talkin... "beer gut" or Fat Ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Fat Ass? Why are we talking about Max? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Are we talkin... "beer gut" Men should NEVER wear stretchy leg-hugging pants, or whatever the hell those things are called, especially not with a beer belly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Men should NEVER wear stretchy leg-hugging pants, or whatever the hell those things are called, especially not with a beer belly. Agreed, LSL. A man should also never wear those "pants" if he only possesses "acorn" caliber gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Men should NEVER wear stretchy leg-hugging pants, or whatever the hell those things are called, especially not with a beer belly. I am assuming they are long johns... still should not be worn for public viewing... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 i trust she taught you to make a good "gravy" and lasagne:D Unfortunately, hers was the time of assimilation, not the time to be proud of your ethnicity. If she did learn, she never taught me probably because my dad was Irish so we didn't have a lot of Italian food in the house, only at my grandmother's. I do know how to make a mean lasagna, though. Who do you think taught us? They are the masters, aren't they? LOL. I have one of those, too. At 52, I still get guilted into things. Don't we all! Oh, Kathy, you're still my baby. Why did you move to Texas? Don't you want to move back closer to us? You're so far away and I want to see you more before I die (she's 84 tomorrow). I could go on and on, but the "before I die" guilt is the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Agreed, LSL. A man should also never wear those "pants" if he only possesses "acorn" caliber gear. I am assuming they are long johns... still should not be worn for public viewing... lol LOL. I'm thinking the T shirt means it's not cold enough to wear long johns but I could be wrong. Okay, wife beater T (with obligatory hairy chest), beer belly that shows because T is too short, stretchy pants, beer can in hand, "acorn" gear -- wow, a girl's dream date!! Where can I sign up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Men should NEVER wear stretchy leg-hugging pants, or whatever the hell those things are called, especially not with a beer belly. oh my..didn't know march 13 was sh1t on afo day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 oh my..didn't know march 13 was sh1t on afo day Shave your back to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Shave your back to. LOL. It is Friday the 13th. Seen any black cats today? Just checkin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 LOL. It is Friday the 13th. Seen any black cats today? Just checkin'. Not funny, but a bridge on my way home has had a dead black cat next to it for the last 2-3 weeks. One was there for about a week before it was cleaned up. Then a second one showed within 24 hours of the first being removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LoneStarLady Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Not funny, but a bridge on my way home has had a dead black cat next to it for the last 2-3 weeks. One was there for about a week before it was cleaned up. Then a second one showed within 24 hours of the first being removed. That's pretty disgusting. One cat, I can almost understand as a oddball occurrence. But a 2nd cat??? What, is there a bunch of stray black cats around there? We have a few stray cats who think that they own (i.e. live in) our back yard. They don't cause any problems, just sleep under the deck. Sometimes they even come up on our back porch, but I think it's because of the bird feeder and potential prey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 That's pretty disgusting. One cat, I can almost understand as a oddball occurrence. But a 2nd cat??? What, is there a bunch of stray black cats around there? We have a few stray cats who think that they own (i.e. live in) our back yard. They don't cause any problems, just sleep under the deck. Sometimes they even come up on our back porch, but I think it's because of the bird feeder and potential prey. No it is TN. And it is about 10 miles from this place. http://www.bellwitch.org/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyJET2280 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 No it is TN. And it is about 10 miles from this place. http://www.bellwitch.org/ K change of subject..tada I won Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Not funny, but a bridge on my way home has had a dead black cat next to it for the last 2-3 weeks. One was there for about a week before it was cleaned up. Then a second one showed within 24 hours of the first being removed. No, not funny. Now if they were squirrels it might be a little funny. Can't those witches sacrifice squirrels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 No, not funny. Now if they were squirrels it might be a little funny. Can't those witches sacrifice squirrels? No. Do not see many squirrels, but see a lot of dead raccoons and possum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 No. Do not see many squirrels, but see a lot of dead raccoons and possum. Oh. I don't hate them nearly as much. Then again, they never chewed on the corner of my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Oh. I don't hate them nearly as much. Then again, they never chewed on the corner of my house. Squirrels are everywhere here. next door neighbor had them in her attic. They (squirrels, not neighbors) piss me off when they eat the seed in the bird feeder. I've seen dead squirrels on the street outside, with black vultures eating the carcasses. Now those are ugly birds up close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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war ensemble Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 If you don't wanna party, then yo ass gotta go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PFSIKH Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 If you don't wanna party, then yo ass gotta go. That is what I am talking about....granted it was when I was your age and some dude named regan was Prez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 That is what I am talking about....granted it was when I was your age and some dude named regan was Prez. X39If8TyQGw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 X39If8TyQGw He is still alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 He is still alive? Rappers dont die... they get tied up in Blackouts basement... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Rappers dont die... they get tied up in Blackouts basement... So he is Kathy Bates in Stephen King's Misery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 So he is Kathy Bates in Stephen King's Misery. Sort of... just illiterate and in love with black men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Sort of... just illiterate and in love with black men. So he is Lisa Lampinelli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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