TomShane Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Garbanza's first JetNation article on the first page. Check it out! Learn more about winning and pomegranates than you ever thought possible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Garb, Very well done. I love this line: "On the outside, it holds the promise of much sweetness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Grrrrrr..... nicely done Garb... OY... that hurt.. well written though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 well at least tex likes it - yeah you know what Herm isn't Belly but ya know what he's a winner that actually wants the job... people need to get a grip on reality... this is the hardest market to coach in in the entire league and the toughest division to coach in - Herm brings in Donnie and now Dinger - makes the playoffs 3 times - but hey he's a lemon lets fire him and hire some re-tread actually i can see why this sort of pats happy jack fest would be on the nation home page - Jets fans have an inferiority complex - they love to lose and it secretly makes them happy to be pissed off beyond control. it's pathetic. everyone thinks that because Belly won his way that's the only way to win - that the Patriots are the new yankees - bullsh*t. mark my words - the dynasty is over... when the pomagranate thinks it can be the HC, DC and OC all at once, the wheels will come flying off. herm may be a lemon but atleast he knows his limitations. honestly if i wanted to read why the Pats are better than the JETS i would go to Patsfans.com. what's next on the horizon??? why the JETS deserve to rent from the Giants for the next 50 years? why the Dolans are good guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 this site is shot now........a pats fan writing an article... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 this site is shot now........a pats fan writing an article... Wait until you read my article that I have been working on for 3 weeks. I finished my first sentence late last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Relax people - this feeble (meeble?) attempt of mine was meant to antagonize and spark healthy debate....nothing more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Wait until you read my article that I have been working on for 3 weeks. I finished my first sentence late last night. is there a verb in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 is there a verb in it? OK, that was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Relax people - this feeble (meeble?) attempt of mine was meant to antagonize and spark healthy debate....nothing more.... well consider me antagonized - i need to take a walk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Great job Garb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Wait until you read my article that I have been working on for 3 weeks. I finished my first sentence late last night. "While Maw and I wuz eating beanz yesterday, I has me a thought" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 well consider me antagonized - i need to take a walk If it makes you feel any better, I used and abused Draftdaddy.com during the mock draft - thank you???! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 i am guessing no one saw my article last week supporting Herm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 i am guessing no one saw my article last week supporting Herm I didn't realize that JetNation had a comic section as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Garb Nicely written article - I think you will achieve your purpose to rile up some people on the site- consider mission accomplished! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 I didn't realize that JetNation had a comic section as well. that section is under construction too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Bit...Garb originally wrote an article about TomShane. But the only fruit comparisons she came up with were a banana and kiwi. We couldn't get it to a PG-13 rating so we had to scrap it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 You can call Herm a lemon but let me tell you something. Lemons aren't always all bad: -Taste pretty good when you make lemonade -Slice a piece up and put it in that diet pepsi and it tastes better -Lemons (like most citrus fruits) are a great source of Vitamin C and provide your skin with a radiant glow -Squeeze lemon juice into warm water and you can help rid your body of toxins -Can also be used as a hair tonic Lemons my friends are not all bad. As far as the apple goes....it make sense that the author would use an apple when speaking of Belichek. After all there was a snake in the Garden Of Eden as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 Technically, a pomegranate is not an apple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 If it makes you feel any better, I used and abused Draftdaddy.com during the mock draft - thank you???! no problem - SEA was next after BAL every round and every round remember thinking you had great picks - well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Technically, a pomegranate is not an apple. She called it the Wisdom Apple. Her words not mine. Stick to the produce that you know best cucumber boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 She called it the Wisdom Apple. Her words not mine. Stick to the produce that you know best cucumber boy. And I call your wife "baby," but I know full well that she's not, chronologically, a "baby." It's a nickname, puke-face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 I didn't realize that JetNation had a comic section as well. yeah we are all waiting for you to submit a naked picture of yourself... that would be comedy in the ugliest form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 And I call your wife "baby," but I know full well that she's not, chronologically, a "baby." It's a nickname, puke-face. Yeah but sometimes nicknames are real. Right pee-wee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 yeah we are all waiting for you to submit a naked picture of yourself... that would be comedy in the ugliest form Easy there dj. Or I'll have to invite your in-laws over to your house for dinner tonite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YJF Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 well at least tex likes it - yeah you know what Herm isn't Belly but ya know what he's a winner that actually wants the job... people need to get a grip on reality... this is the hardest market to coach in in the entire league and the toughest division to coach in - Herm brings in Donnie and now Dinger - makes the playoffs 3 times - but hey he's a lemon lets fire him and hire some re-tread actually i can see why this sort of pats happy jack fest would be on the nation home page - Jets fans have an inferiority complex - they love to lose and it secretly makes them happy to be pissed off beyond control. it's pathetic. everyone thinks that because Belly won his way that's the only way to win - that the Patriots are the new yankees - bullsh*t. mark my words - the dynasty is over... when the pomagranate thinks it can be the HC, DC and OC all at once, the wheels will come flying off. herm may be a lemon but atleast he knows his limitations. honestly if i wanted to read why the Pats are better than the JETS i would go to Patsfans.com. what's next on the horizon??? why the JETS deserve to rent from the Giants for the next 50 years? why the Dolans are good guys? Thank you Bit. It's good to have somebody on this freaking planet using logic and reason. Magnificent post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YJF Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 I like Garb. He's a good poster and it was a well written article. But I get the point. It's been beaten to death. Bill Belichick is the greatest coach in history. Anyone else who doesn't win a superbowl is a "LEMON". It's such a tired and boring analogy with very little reason or logic behind it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Easy there dj. Or I'll have to invite your in-laws over to your house for dinner tonite. You know TX no matter how pissed off you make me you always say something makes me laugh - Good Comback My Friend!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 If you really want the truth The article sucked. Similar to what Peter King would write Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 in my honest opinion and a Jets fan is that Herm is not the difference between this team being a Super Bowl team or just a mediocre team... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 If you really want the truth The article sucked. Similar to what Peter King would write Wow! It's supposed to be funny....it's coming from a Pats fan point of view....it's not real important stuff here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YJF Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 FUTURE PATS FAN ARTICLES "TOM BRADY IS THE GREATEST AND CHAD PENNINGTON IS A SCRUB" "WHY COREY DILLON IS WORLD"S BETTER THAN CURTIS MARTIN" "THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE MASTERMIND PIOLI AND THE PEABRAIN BRADWAY" "HOW HERMAN EDWARDS HAS DESTROYED THE JETS FRANCHISE FOR ETERNITY" "BOB KRAFT A CHAMPIONSHIP OWNER, WOODY JOHNSON A FAILURE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 FUTURE PATS FAN ARTICLES "TOM BRADY IS THE GREATEST AND CHAD PENNINGTON IS A SCRUB" "WHY COREY DILLON IS WORLD"S BETTER THAN CURTIS MARTIN" "THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE MASTERMIND PIOLI AND THE PEABRAIN BRADWAY" "HOW HERMAN EDWARDS HAS DESTROYED THE JETS FRANCHISE FOR ETERNITY" "BOB KRAFT A CHAMPIONSHIP OWNER, WOODY JOHNSON A FAILURE" The truth hurts someimte YJF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Wow! It's supposed to be funny....it's coming from a Pats fan point of view....it's not real important stuff here.... Do you honestly think a jets fan would like that sh*t If Herm wins a Superbowl, would he too be a Chinese Apple :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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