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Looking for someone who can determine percentages by means of division, subtraction, multiplication and addition. Percentage CANNOT exceed 67.5% Must be available to travel on game days.

Certified Accountants, Mathematicians and Economists are encouraged to apply and you cannot be a Philadelphia Eagles fan!

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13 minutes ago, Beerfish said:

That 67.5% is rather arbitrary I man it is like woman that say 6 feet is the minimum height for dating and I do not approve of this , why not 68%?  What the hell is wrong with 68%?

Don't care. I'm 6'3...

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1 hour ago, Beerfish said:

That 67.5% is rather arbitrary I man it is like woman that say 6 feet is the minimum height for dating and I do not approve of this , why not 68%?  What the hell is wrong with 68%?

Imagine, in typical Jets fashion, someone accidentally miscalculates and we lose out on a 2nd in 2026. Very Jetsy!

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3 hours ago, 32EBoozer said:

Looking for someone who can determine percentages by means of division, subtraction, multiplication and addition. Percentage CANNOT exceed 67.5% Must be available to travel on game days.

Certified Accountants, Mathematicians and Economists are encouraged to apply and you cannot be a Philadelphia Eagles fan!

Hmmm. What is the pay? Benefits? Who do I report to Saleh? or JD or Woody? Contract length?

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6 hours ago, Nixhead said:

Hmmm. What is the pay? Benefits? Who do I report to Saleh? or JD or Woody? Contract length?

Your contract will be tied to the future of JD & Saleh… 1 yr. deal

Renumeration: A signed Jamaal Adams jersey by JD himself with the terms of the trade. You report to Woody’s son Brick, as the job would also involve tutoring the boy to pass algebra at the prestigious Pennington School. Also involves chaperoning Brick to school dances

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On 3/29/2024 at 4:01 PM, 32EBoozer said:

Looking for someone who can determine percentages by means of division, subtraction, multiplication and addition. Percentage CANNOT exceed 67.5% Must be available to travel on game days.

Certified Accountants, Mathematicians and Economists are encouraged to apply and you cannot be a Philadelphia Eagles fan!

You've been nominated to track Reddick's snap count and play percentage throughout the season.  I'll be checking this thread weekly.  :D 

 

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