Barton Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 For the upcoming NFL season. 1.. The dolphins will not improve on their 9-7 mark last year. They wont match it either. 2. Kellen Clemens will start at least 1 game this year. What are your guarantee(s)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 What are your guarantee(s)? 1) Tx will say something retarded 2) Jensen will say something that makes Tx look like a genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 1. Smizzy will win 14 fantasy leagues this season. Not good considering he is in 2,400 different leagues. 2. Chad Pennington will not start all 16 games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeniorFlaJet Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 1. Chad Pennnington will start the season as QB for the Ny Jets. 2. Tx will be found hung from the neck by a Chad Pennington jersey in his garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GimmeShelter Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 1. Chad Pennnington will start the season as QB for the Ny Jets. 2. Tx will be found hung from the neck by a Chad Pennington jersey in his garage. LOL.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 1. Jets will not have a 1000+ Yard Rusher in 2006 2. Jets will not have a 1100+ Yard Receiver in 2006. 3. Jets will start 3 or more Different QB's for the second year in a row. 4. Jets Defense will be ranked between 20 and 25, and will take a step back in 2006. 5. Jets win 6 games or less. 6. Chad Pennington throws more INT's than TD's in 2006. He does not finsih the season as starter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 1) Tx will say something retarded 2) Jensen will say something that makes Tx look like a genius dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 1. Chad Pennnington will start the season as QB for the Ny Jets. 2. Tx will be found hung from the neck by a Chad Pennington jersey in his garage. dick II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNorth09 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 For the upcoming NFL season. 1.. The dolphins will not improve on their 9-7 mark last year. They wont match it either. 2. Kellen Clemens will start at least 1 game this year. What are your guarantee(s)? 1. Kellen Clemens will blow. 2. Vernon Davis, Reggie Bush and Lendale White will compete for rookie of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 1. our defense will be top 15 2. chad will start the season 3. tx will admit he thinks i am grand! 4. the great weblord will have two funny posts. 5. the patsies will not win a superbowl 6. justin wil surprise his critics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 1. mawae will not tweeze his brows. 2. max will not tweeze his ass........ 3. smizzy will do it for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 1.) The Jets offense will send at least one player to the Pro Bowl. 2.) The Jets will win at least two of their four games against New England and Miami. 3.) AJ Hawk will end his season on injured reserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 For the upcoming NFL season. 1.. The dolphins will not improve on their 9-7 mark last year. They wont match it either. 2. Kellen Clemens will start at least 1 game this year. What are your guarantee(s)? Kellen Clemens throws a touchdown pass in 3 different games Cedric Houston starts the season Eric Smith beats out Erik Coleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Chad Pennington will be the opening day starter Mike Nugent will out kick Gramatica and or Gostkowski Clemens will start anywhere from 1-4 games Jerricho Cotchery will beat out Justin McCareins for the #2 starting WR role Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 The Jets will win 2 games this year. I still hold, they are the best shot at an 0-16 team since the 91 Pats. Their leading rusher will not gain more then 500 yards. Their leading passer will have less then 1000 yards. The Jets will score under 200 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 The Jets will win 2 games this year. I still hold, they are the best shot at an 0-16 team since the 91 Pats. Their leading rusher will not gain more then 500 yards. Their leading passer will have less then 1000 yards. The Jets will score under 200 points. PFSIKH, Way too optimistic on all your predictions. Don't you know that the Jets have the least talented roster in the entire NFL according to Gil Brandt and John Clayton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Chad will start the season and 15 games. The Jets will roll to 9-7 with a wildcard shot at the playoffs. Mangini will win coach of the year. Bills will finish last in the AFCE. Packers will have the #1 pick in the 2007 draft. Curtis will come back and rush for over 1,000 yards for the season. Patriots will not make the playoffs. I will spend a lot of time on these boards. Andre Dyson, and Vilma will make the pro-bowl. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 1) Tx will say something retarded 2) Jensen will say something that makes Tx look like a genius POTW NOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glenn212 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 PFSIKH, Way too optimistic on all your predictions. Don't you know that the Jets have the least talented roster in the entire NFL according to Gil Brandt and John Clayton? Gil Brandt is an old fool and when did John Clayton ever strap on a Riddell and line up in front of anyone..never. I say, to talk about the game you have to play the game John at any level!! and Gil is like 90 years old, how on the ball will you be at 90? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Gil Brandt is an old fool and when did John Clayton ever strap on a Riddell and line up in front of anyone..never. I say, to talk about the game you have to play the game John at any level!! and Gil is like 90 years old, how on the ball will you be at 90? I'll take a 90-year old Gil Brandt's opinion over delusional Jet fans opinions every day of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I'll take a 90-year old Gil Brandt's opinion over delusional Jet fans opinions every day of the week. that shouldnt surprise anyone, tx... agreeing with the opinion of someone in your same generation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 that shouldnt surprise anyone, tx... agreeing with the opinion of someone in your same generation. How is your glass house today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 How is your glass house today? no stones here i am well preserved for my age... are you just cross because i called you a baby, or do you like being Tx's lackey? OY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 no stones here i am well preserved for my age... are you just cross because i called you a baby, or do you like being Tx's lackey? OY! I hear formaldehyde does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Chad will start the season and 15 games. The Jets will roll to 9-7 with a wildcard shot at the playoffs. Mangini will win coach of the year. Bills will finish last in the AFCE. Packers will have the #1 pick in the 2007 draft. Curtis will come back and rush for over 1,000 yards for the season. Patriots will not make the playoffs. I will spend a lot of time on these boards. Andre Dyson, and Vilma will make the pro-bowl. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I hear formaldehyde does that. yeah it might... i prefer polyurethane ..smells better... but i am still sweet as can be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 <------ 2005 (and hoping to win 2006 as well) BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 yeah it might... i prefer polyurethane ..smells better... but i am still sweet as can be! It is starting to get deep in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I'll take a 90-year old Gil Brandt's opinion over delusional Jet fans opinions every day of the week. That's why you're a panzy fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 That's why you're a panzy fan. That is why he is a Patsy fan who trolls Jets message boards. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 That is why he is a Patsy fan who trolls Jets message boards. BZ Thanks for the help BZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 1) The patsies* will still suck 2) The patsie* fans will still blow 3) Tx will keep on with his same tired old crap 4) D-Rob will have a good not great year as nose tackle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 It is starting to get deep in here. maybe you should stop shoveling that sand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Gil Brandt is an old fool and when did John Clayton ever strap on a Riddell and line up in front of anyone..never. I say, to talk about the game you have to play the game John at any level!! and Gil is like 90 years old, how on the ball will you be at 90? Who gives a ****? Some of the worst announcers and analysts to ever disgrace the TV set are former players. Just because John Kruk played the game of baseball for a living, does that make him more knowledgable than someone like Peter Gammons or Bob Costas? I agree with your general point that it doesn't matter what Gil Brandt and John Clayton think about the talent level of the Jets, but the idea that you must have played the game to have a valid opinion is one I find to be completely retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 1) December 24, versus Miami, Bollinger will pass for 300+ yards AND rush for 100+ yards in the same game and go on to win league MVP 2) The Xanadu project will fall through 3) After an 0-16 season, Tom Brady will announce that he's gay and has been secretly dating Lance Bass 4) Herm Edwards will melt down during an interview and just start screaming "paprika, paprika, paprika" over and over again 5) vcash will never be restored 6) Brenjetsfan will marry a mormon and go on the wagon 7) JN will be sold to a mysterious figure posing as a Saudi oil billionaire, the basketball forum will be used as an Al Queda recruiting network 8) Mangini will learn that he is the separated-at-birth-siamese-twin of Andy Richter 9) D'Brick and Mangold will play pretty well 10) Fred Jetstone will streak onto the field, Dec. 10 vs. Buffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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