BroadwayJ667 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 And since the NFL won't be adopting an XFL-like "Wear whatever you want on the back of your jersey" policy anytime soon, Chad's got two options: 1) Wear "Ocho Cinco" on the back of his jersey and pay massive fines every time he does it, or 2) actually have his name legally changed to "Ocho Cinco." According to Pro Football Talk, Chad has "taken the first steps in the state of Florida toward legally changing his last name to Ocho Cinco." I don't know what to tell you here. This isn't a normal guy. Maybe that's good, maybe that's bad ... I'm in no position to judge. As I've said before, I believe that Chad just likes to make noise with his mouth, and has little or no concern for the meaning of the words that might come out of it (and here's more bizarre evidence of that). If the name change did actually happen, I don't know if I could bring myself to actually call him Ocho Cinco. On one hand, people have the right to be called whatever they want, but on the other hand, I don't feel like I'm doing Chad Johnson any favors by indulging his megalomaniacal whims. You know, If your child comes to you one day and says, "Daddy, I want to be called 'Xontar, the Andromeda Galaxy's Prince of Pounding Spaghetti-O's'," I don't think it's in the best interests of the child if you enroll him in school as "Xontar, the Andromeda Galaxy's Prince of Pounding Spaghetti-O's." He's a kid. It's a phase. And I'm not sure that we're dealing with any greater emotional capacity here with Chad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJ667 Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 he found a loophole. hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I thought this would be about Noodle arm. I should have known better though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 That's stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Go for it Chad. I wish you could get a Ocho Cinco jersey, but the NFL will not let you do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I'd but an ocho cinco jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 go chad!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Knowing the NFL, they probably think Ocho Cinco is some type of gang, and are trying to protect the children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybroome Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Knowing the NFL, they probably think Ocho Cinco is some type of gang, and are trying to protect the children. It's not known as the "No Fun League" for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boynton Beach Jets Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I thought this would be about Noodle arm. I should have known better though. thats what i thought. I thought Chad became oddles of Noodles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Knowing the NFL, they probably think Ocho Cinco is some type of gang, and are trying to protect the children. I blame everything on our Goodell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I think he is the most Self oriented player in the NFL. I'm looing forward to his age catching up to him so i don't have to read any more quotes or look at his face anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I just hope he has to go play for Detroit or St Louis so we can see Ocho Cinco wearing a different number. That would be hilarious. Bengals should trade him next time he's an ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmike1 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 They should put Phelps vs Johnson on Pay Per View. I'd watch that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 They should put Phelps vs Johnson on Pay Per View. I'd watch that. Would that be Phelps swimming and Johnson running? I'd still put my money on Phelps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talisaynon Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Rather have Chad with his antics than thugs like Pacman Jones. I'm all for it. Go Chad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmike1 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Would that be Phelps swimming and Johnson running? I'd still put my money on Phelps. No. Both swimming. http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/08/chad-johnson-has-officially-lost-it.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJ667 Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 No. Both swimming. http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/08/chad-johnson-has-officially-lost-it.html he said on PTI yesterday that he could beat phelps, so i'd like to see it. hell the guy beat a horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 No. Both swimming. http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/08/chad-johnson-has-officially-lost-it.html Oh dear god, that would be the most embarrassing thing I have ever witnessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 he said on PTI yesterday that he could beat phelps, so i'd like to see it. hell the guy beat a horse Yeah, with a 100M head start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJ667 Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 Yeah, with a 100M head start. well i never said it was fair. hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 well i never said it was fair. hehehe Maybe if they strap a boat anchor to each of Phelps' legs Chad will have a shot...maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Maybe if they strap a boat anchor to each of Phelps' legs Chad will have a shot...maybe. No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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