Lady Jet Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 tough day, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 tough day, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 tough day, Crashing Jet can show you his penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 True story There was this lady visiting San Antonio, TX. She took all the tours of the Indian Missions, Riverwalk and such. The crown jewel of all the tours and sights to see, is of course the "Alamo." So, she takes the guided tour of the Alamo and at the very end everyone is outside and the tour guide asks if there are any questions. This lady asks rather politely "why did they put the Alamo downtown right in the middle of the city?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 tough day, i am sorry lady i hope today is better. ~~~ a joke~~~ An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist, 'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ''I'm 96' said the old man. 'I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers. ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 tough day, Kids enjoying school? hang in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 In Kentucky a man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. We don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!" The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth honey, and show him." Hope you're feeling better LJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 I was doing shots of grain alcohol this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 I don't wan't you to think I'm some kind of drunk or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 You guys don't do drug testing, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 very clean and very funny l8kThoZpF_U very dirty and very funny - don't let the kiddies listen !!! rcnXpOygKGI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted October 10, 2009 Author Share Posted October 10, 2009 Thank you all for the funnies. Much, much appreciated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 ksWwSPzjb6M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Too funny SFJ Hey, arent some of those guys on JN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 very clean and very funny l8kThoZpF_U "Insert pastry vertically" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Sorry for your troubles, whatever they may be, Lady J. Women are the strongest and most resilient beings on earth. Grab a sword and don a breast-plate. Not that you really have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 tough day, Here is a little joke ... An elderly Jewish man is run over by a car. He's lying in the street when the paramedics arrive. As they load him carefully onto the stretcher, one asks, "Are you comfortable?" He replies, "I make a living." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Here is a little joke ... An elderly Jewish man is run over by a car. He's lying in the street when the paramedics arrive. As they load him carefully onto the stretcher, one asks, "Are you comfortable?" He replies, "I make a living." could you find an older joke but really..if you havent heard it..it is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 could you find an older joke but really..if you havent heard it..it is funny A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar ... good one how about... there once was a girl from nantucket oh thats a limerick lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 "Insert pastry vertically" first time I saw this I was high and laughed so hard my wife gave me the "you're embarassing me" look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShow Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 2 guys walk in to a bar..... the 3rd one ducked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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