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Lady Jet

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True story

There was this lady visiting San Antonio, TX. She took all the tours of the Indian Missions, Riverwalk and such. The crown jewel of all the tours and sights to see, is of course the "Alamo."

So, she takes the guided tour of the Alamo and at the very end everyone is outside and the tour guide asks if there are any questions.

This lady asks rather politely "why did they put the Alamo downtown right in the middle of the city?"

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tough day,

:(

i am sorry lady :( i hope today is better.

~~~ a joke~~~

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'

'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist, 'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ''I'm 96' said the old man.

'I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers. '

:lol:

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In Kentucky a man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. We don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth honey, and show him."

Hope you're feeling better LJ

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tough day,

:(

Here is a little joke ...

An elderly Jewish man is run over by a car. He's lying in the street when the paramedics arrive. As they load him carefully onto the stretcher, one asks, "Are you comfortable?" He replies, "I make a living."

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Here is a little joke ...

An elderly Jewish man is run over by a car. He's lying in the street when the paramedics arrive. As they load him carefully onto the stretcher, one asks, "Are you comfortable?" He replies, "I make a living."

could you find an older joke ;)

but really..if you havent heard it..it is funny :D

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