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"Gentlemen. Ladies. Mahoney. Welcome back to the Academy. So many unusual events have happened to you . . . and to me. I could tell you many stories. Like what was really going on during that slide show. And if this was a social visit, I would. But it is not a social visit. Which is too bad. Because those stories are good stories. Like the time Mahoney tricked Captain Harris into . . . ahem, yes, never mind. Captain Harris here has reminded me. This is not a social visit. We have a problem. With contraband! Which is not, so I've been told, a Nicaraguan musical ensemble. Apparently, someone in this Academy is downloading movies and songs illegally. Captain Harris tells me this portends the breakdown of civilization as we know it, and that that would be a bad thing. He's convinced me. So I've called you here to find the illegal downloaders. Find them and bring them to me, so I can deal with them.


OK, here's the scoop. Captain Harris and some like-minded officers have lured you here to finally show you up. If you don't catch them first, they're going to plant evidence that you are the downloader, and have you drummed out of the force, for good. We can't have that. So your job will be to get rid of them first.


Mafia v. Town, just like it used to be.

Rules and player list will be in the next post

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Absolutely NO out-of-thread communications may be either entirely or partially quoted, screen-capped or in any other way directly provided within the game thread (summaries of PMs for purposes of role reveals is allowed, however, but you MAY NOT quote your PM, only summarize).

Similarly, You may not reveal the name you were provided with, not even a hint in the slightest degree.

We all know what the spirit of the game is, and we all know when certain actions, even if not expressly forbidden, fall outside of the spirit of the game. For purposes of this game, I have commissioner of baseball like powers to sanction conduct that violates the spirit of the game, even if not expressly forbidden, up to and including modkilling the player and lying in their role reveal. If you have any question at all whether something you plan to do crosses the line, ask me first. This is your one and only warning.

Format: We will be running a normal mafia format with lynches during the day and night actions during the night. Days will run for 72 hours or until a majority is reached (unvoting after a majority will not count unless I'[m unavailable for religious reasons) - but Day 1 will not have a deadline unless there is a need for it. Night will end in 24 hours or when I receive all night actions – so if you have a night action available but choose not to use it, please PM me to tell me “no Night Action”. The clock will not run on the weekend, so try not to lynch on a Friday

Actions: Night actions will occur simultaneously at dawn, unless otherwise specified. This means that two people night-killing each other will both die (unless one is saved somehow) . Any action not submitted by the deadline will be forfeit for that phase and I will only accept the first action submitted. Once you send in your action, that’s it! (No take backs!) So be sure of your decision! I'm here to talk it through if you need help. I will keep the Night phases open until deadline unless I receive all potential actions available for that phase, but will close the Day when a majority has been reached even if people have unused Day Actions. If you do not wish to use your action during a particular phase, please send me a PM stating that your intention to not use it so that I can cross you off the list.

Night Actions: These are actions that can only be submitted during the night phase. Most night actions should specifically state that it can only be used each night, but if you have any questions about this, please contact me immediately.

Communication: You are not allowed to communicate about this game to anyone outside this game thread, unless specifically authorized.

Inactivity: There is no official penalty for inactivity; however, any good mafia player knows that the less active the player, the more likely they are to be the next on the chopping block. So do your part to participate, you will not regret it. If you drop off entirely, or need to, let me know and I will try to replace you if at all possible.

Dead Player Posts: FORBIDDEN! If your player dies, you get one death reaction post that cannot contain any game information other than an ACK! I DIED!!! GO INNOCENTS or something.

Editing Posts: Absolutely Forbidden. If you want to change something you said, quote yourself and correct it – but this is like high school. Once you post something on the thread, it goes on your permanent record.

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I figure the first 20 pages of thread are usually random banter, so lets spend it in Night instead of in Day. Please get all night actions to me by 8pm Eastern on Tues - and it should be quicker than that.

Player list:

1 Crusher


3 JiF.

4 JF80

5 Vic

6 Slats


8 I28

9 Brett

10 Pac

11 Smash

12 Sharrow

13 Hess

14 AVM

15 Dan X

16 Ladyfriend

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I know.. just found this morning.. was going to wait until pac started f'ing with crusher, but couldn't wait.. lol

Its perfect for this bunch too... the language they were speaking was like a combination of thug and homo.

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Its perfect for this bunch too... the language they were speaking was like a combination of thug and homo.

It's ok, this video is full of all sorts of win. I want an animated gif of that so when someone gets pwned in this game I can just post it.

haha.. yeah, and pac reminds me of a little sh*t that like that too..

animated gif coming shortly.. :D

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