Jetscode1 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 all in favor of internet dating...the key is the personality profile...honest answers provide a good match...with that...had a buddy marry a gal he met on one of the site...marriage lasted approximately five years...just saying...no guarantees...but if I was ever single again (god forbid)...I would take a shot with the internet or the two-minute speed dating gig...which I've heard from friends...(men and women) who say it's a hoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Considering the caliber of gentlemen that have commented in this thread I find it surprising Heh. There were a couple decent guys, still friends with some of them. Mostly though there were strange guys like this one crazy cat guy and this other guy who told me I was more girly then he thought I'd be (still not sure where he got I wouldn't be girly from). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I would use dating sites if I were single. Bang mad chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 unvote Vote: Pendejo Who do you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Heh. There were a couple decent guys, still friends with some of them. Mostly though there were strange guys like this one crazy cat guy and this other guy who told me I was more girly then he thought I'd be (still not sure where he got I wouldn't be girly from). wutafag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 wutafag Tell me bout it... I was so confused... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 The votes piling on me are great.. It's like a pack of Meheecanos rushing to the front of the line 5 minutes before Taco Bell closes. ****ing love Taco Bell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 any reason to vote me.. Your an unlikeable a$$hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 yeah.. so anyway I'm assuming we're looking at a standard game of 4 scum and perhaps a symp (no scum I'm not your symp if one exists). the only wild card is that fake latino Lou Diamond Phillips. His role would suggest he's town but the fact that he plays a Mexican would lead me to believe he's scum. Weird dynamic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 all in favor of internet dating...the key is the personality profile...honest answers provide a good match...with that...had a buddy marry a gal he met on one of the site...marriage lasted approximately five years...just saying...no guarantees...but if I was ever single again (god forbid)...I would take a shot with the internet or the two-minute speed dating gig...which I've heard from friends...(men and women) who say it's a hoot. I could alienate a nation of woman in two minutes. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Heh. There were a couple decent guys, still friends with some of them. Mostly though there were strange guys like this one crazy cat guy and this other guy who told me I was more girly then he thought I'd be (still not sure where he got I wouldn't be girly from). lulzwut. I just figure any dude worth his salt will try to engage a woman face to face. That takes some balls. DOesn't matter if at bar, work, wherever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Your an unlikeable a$$hole? I used that as my caption on my online profile.. chicks loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Not icky just odd to us older married folk. Is that how you met lady friend? He bought a sock, crew lipstick on it and sewed buttons on for eyes... maybe he bought the sock on Amazon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 To those who suggest the supermarket...also in favor...see many woman my age "shopping"...even had one nice looking gal mistakenly abscond with my cart...managed to get into the next aisle till I found out who took it...she calmly offers the obligatory apologies...stated how she liked what was in my cart better....steaks and wine...nice eyes on her...raised my blood pressure a little...anyway...tell the wife when I get home what happens...she says it's a classic case of a woman looking for a dinner invite...I don't know about that...but then she proceeds to lecture me to start wearing my wedding ring...never really wear it... unauthorized at my job...lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Speed dating sounds hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Your an unlikeable a$$hole? pretty sure the only one who agrees is the 1st one to rep it LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I used that as my caption on my online profile.. chicks loved it. 100% agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Tried it, found mostly creepy guys. You are on the wrong side of the equation. You are the woman. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 To those who suggest the supermarket...also in favor...see many woman my age "shopping"...even had one nice looking gal mistakenly abscond with my cart...managed to get into the next aisle till I found out who took it...she calmly offers the obligatory apologies...stated how she liked what was in my cart better....steaks and wine...nice eyes on her...raised my blood pressure a little...anyway...tell the wife when I get home what happens...she says it's a classic case of a woman looking for a dinner invite...I don't know about that...but then she proceeds to lecture me to start wearing my wedding ring...never really wear it... unauthorized at my job...lol. Grocery store? WTF? That;s already foreplay for me. What I need some bitch messing it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I could alienate a nation of woman in two minutes. LOL That's the best part according to friends...some come across with an attitude or maybe your just in the mood to play...and you make a comment that could be interpreted either way...never know where the conversation goes...and no worries either way...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 The votes piling on me are great.. It's like a pack of Meheecanos rushing to the front of the line 5 minutes before Taco Bell closes. I like it when you pretend you enjoy being hated... so transparent... poor guy... gfy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Who do you mean? unvote Now you'll never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 That's the best part according to friends...some come across with an attitude or maybe your just in the mood to play...and you make a comment that could be interpreted either way...never know where the conversation goes...and no worries either way...lol Two minutes? Hmmm let me get some questions. Do you like take turns? Question 1 : What is your favorite pre-coital meal to cook? Question 2 : Do you mind crumbs on your naked body? I'm a little bit of a sexual snacker Question 3 : What one of your girlfriends will be joining us during sex? I think I could do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 unvote Now you'll never know. Vote Pac, it's fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I like it when you pretend you enjoy being hated... so transparent... poor guy... gfy. I like it when you pretend you hate me lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 It's amazing what you can get away with once you're able to start blaming your age and being confused for everything you do. Those young gals just giggle and walk away every time I "accidentally" rub up against their chests and behinds when they come to deliver me my soup. Side note: I still have no idea where the hell this old man thing came from, but I figured I might as well embrace it. Ummm.... you always lecture us about using a Klacko joke, so I'm guessing it comes from Klacko? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 yeah.. so anyway I'm assuming we're looking at a standard game of 4 scum and perhaps a symp (no scum I'm not your symp if one exists). the only wild card is that fake latino Lou Diamond Phillips. His role would suggest he's town but the fact that he plays a Mexican would lead me to believe he's scum. Weird dynamic. The fact that he's Mexican leads me to believe he's here to do the dishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Also attempting to improve my life work-wise today. Just sent a resume, cover letter and application to work for the Carolina Mudcats, a Single-A team here in NC. We'll see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Vote Count: CTM (1): Ape JC (2): Lily, Slats Pac (4): Leelou, SMC, Vic, Crusher Crusher (1): Nolderp SMC (1) : BG AVM (1): JC HeavyFog (3): 80, Smash, Hess Vic (1): Pac JF80 (1): Verb Slats (1): AVM With 20 players alive, it takes votes 11 for a hanging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 The fact that he's Mexican leads me to believe he's here to do the dishes. yeah right.. in order to do that they'd have to be allowed in my house and that's not happenin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Also attempting to improve my life work-wise today. Just sent a resume, cover letter and application to work for the Carolina Mudcats, a Single-A team here in NC. We'll see what happens. Did you tell them you are a friend of Teh Falcon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Basically, I'm just starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Did you tell them you are a friend of Teh Falcon? If I get a job with the team, I'm definitely starting a "Have any of YOU actually worked in professional sports before???" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Unvote Vote Heavy fog KILL TEH NEWFAGZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Unvote Vote Heavy fog KILL TEH NEWFAGZ Blind speedlynch. Come on people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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