Fred Jetstone Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 A limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's. Limericks are meant to be funny. They often contain hyperbole, onomatopoeia, idioms, puns, and other figurative devices. The last line of a good limerick contains the PUNCH LINE. As you work with limericks, remember to have pun, I mean FUN! Say the following limericks out loud and clap to the rhythm. Here goes: THERE ONCE WAS A QB WHO STOOD SIX FEET TALL ON A DAY THAT WAS GOOD FEW THOUGHT HE WOULD LAST BUT HE ROSE VERY FAST AND THE FANS YELLED "YAY BOLLYWOOD" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 THERE ONCE WAS A QB WHO STOOD SIX FEET TALL ON A DAY THAT WAS GOOD FEW THOUGHT HE WOULD LAST BUT HE ROSE VERY FAST AND THE FANS YELLED "YAY BOLLYWOOD" There once was a poster named Fred, Who's ramblings were better off left for dead, But low and behold, A story he told, All cuddled up with Bolly in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 A poster once tried his best To hijack a limerick contest But then he was schooled Bitch slapped and ruled And cried to Mommy cause his panties he messed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlugORama99 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 A poster once tried his best To hijack a limerick contest But then he was schooled b!tch slapped and ruled And cried to Mommy cause his panties were messed There once was a pats-troll named Tx Who had problems connecting with the opposite sex So he sat in his room His heart filled with gloom And stared at pictures of other men's pecs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was a pats-troll named Tx Who had problems connecting with the opposite sex So he sat in his room His heart filled with gloom And start at pictures of other men's pecs Aahahahahaha. I never knew the truth about Patsfantx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was a fellow called Dude Love. Oh hell, we did this already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlugORama99 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was a weblord named Shane Who found that posting online was a pain So he took his two cats All persian and fat And checked into a home for the mentally insane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 A quarterback, Bolly is not. His play's less appealing than snot. But our o-line's a joke, It got Pennington broke. So, scrub-boy is all that we've got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was a jack*ss named Herm who ejaculated unlimited sperm in New York City yes, even Borneo he put the creamy middles in Keeblers oreo's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was a weblord named Shane Who found that posting online was a pain So he took his two cats All persian and fat And checked into a home for the mentally insane I laughed so hard at that it actually HURT. Holy crap that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantherfan007 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was a QB named Vick, Ron Mexico he took for a nick, Got sued by a lady When their courtship went shady And he lied about his blisterous stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was a head coach named Mumbles Whose team won more than it tumbles But he stole from the dead To inflate his head Poetic justice when C-Dillon fumbles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was a team that got Hermed Like a porn queen getting face-spermed Cried ‘Play to win the game’ His main claim to fame Since then top-5 he somehow is termed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was an owner named Maxman Who once broke a chair made of rattan Soon for a lot of jive He’ll charge us fifty-five And jack us all like a fat taxman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was a poster named Fred, Who's ramblings were better off left for dead, But low and behold, A story he told, All cuddled up with Bolly in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 There's a poster whose name is Jetstone They say he likes smuggling the bone With great love for Bolly We all see his folly Batted passes in the red zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azjet Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 there once was legend named bob who thought it his god-given job to bitch and to moan in that darkside alone while enjoying his crow in a cone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 there once was legend named bob who thought it his god-given job to b!tch and to moan in that darkside alone while enjoying his crow in a cone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was a weblord named Shane Who found that posting online was a pain So he took his two cats All persian and fat And checked into a home for the mentally insane Post Of The Week right there folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehands Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Yeah, but you are supposed to rhyme the last line with the first two.....eh, who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 The genesis of Jetnation Posters full of anticipation We want to know who Started the ballyhoo with the Jetinsider Administration (yes, this is a joke, Maximus. Nothing more. Give your consipracy theories a rest :wink: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was a poster named Fred Jets fans listened to everything that he said He endorsed Bollywood The fans said "he must be good" And that's how he got his street cred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 The genesis of Jetnation Posters full of anticipation We want to know who Started the ballyhoo with the Jetinsider Administration (yes, this is a joke, Maximus. Nothing more. Give your consipracy theories a rest :wink: ) here is some humor back at you! This subject is very old news some posters still have a short fuse move on and grow up before I throw up these threads are started just to amuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 Jetsinsider was once central station For Jets fans to post with elation They asked 55 clams Fans said "no more scams" And that was the birth of Jetnation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 here is some humor back at you! This subject is very old news some posters still have a short fuse move on and grow up before I throw up these threads are started just to amuse. Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Jetsinsider was once central station For Jets fans to post with elation They asked 55 clams Fans said "no more scams" And that was the birth of Jetnation Now that was much better then your original "BollyWorld" nonesense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was a trio aptly named Holy Trinity, A threesome so smart beyond infinity Shane up and split, Does anyone besides me, give a sh*t? How else would Max have lost his virginity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was a trio aptly named Holy Trinity, A threesome so smart beyond infinity Shane up and split, Does anyone besides me, give a Sh#t? How else would Max have lost his virginity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 triple g has one sexy shoulder what guy would not want to hold her? she decided to mate with some geek from upstate but the lanky faggot turned her down, to go sleep in homeless peoples piss and feces before getting beat up by a drunk steelers fan and running away from all his responsibilities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 There once was a trio aptly named Holy Trinity, A threesome so smart beyond infinity Shane up and split, Does anyone besides me, give a Sh#t? How else would Max have lost his virginity? Shane has a goal that is grand He's starting his own site called Jet Land I'm not trying to set a trap But that picture with you in his lap What's he doing with his left hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Good point! No more Holy Trinity! Sacriledge! What the heck am I 'gonna call you all now? I'll think of something..... :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 triple g has one sexy shoulder what guy would not want to hold her? she decided to mate with some geek from upstate but the lanky faggot turned her down, to go sleep in homeless peoples piss and feces before getting beat up by a drunk steelers fan and running away from all his responsibilities You had it until the end, bro. That limerick was like driving 99 yards and not being able to punch it in the endzone. Nice try though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I'll try one... We have a head coach name of Herman, Really not a despicable vermin, If he'd just work the clock, Stead of fondling his c__k, Victory would be easier to determine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockeJET Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 OUR COACH HERM MADE ME HURL THE GUY CANT FU*K WITHIOUT D*CK CURL HIS TIME HAS PASSED HES OUT OF GAS ID RATHER THIS TEAM BE RUN BY GIRLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 triple g has one sexy shoulder what guy would not want to hold her? she decided to mate with some geek from upstate but the lanky faggot turned her down, to go sleep in homeless peoples piss and feces before getting beat up by a drunk steelers fan and running away from all his responsibilities DK, You complete dumbass. Responsibilities does not rhyme with shoulder. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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