Sharrow Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 labiaplasty ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Question Why is it that if a woman charges $20 for sex, she goes to jail? But if the sex is being photoed or filmed, while she is being paid for sex, she doesn't? Wouldn't this be a great defense for a whore, or a trick, who was entrapped by a police whore, to just say they were casting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego My Lageman Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 To do it is one thing, to put it on twitter is another. D Bags stats are gonna drop cause she gonna get him sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood nosebleed Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Question Why is it that if a woman charges $20 for sex, she goes to jail? But if the sex is being photoed or filmed, while she is being paid for sex, she doesn't? Wouldn't this be a great defense for a whore, or a trick, who was entrapped by a police whore, to just say they were casting? Well you'd have to ask to pay for say naked pictures and sex just happened for free after or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Were the videos any good? She's no sasha grey. She annoyed the piss out of me on entourage. I'm gonna go with Tori Black for the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoping4ASuperBowl Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 She annoyed the piss out of me on entourage. I'm gonna go with Tori Black for the win. Just looked her up....dayum. I like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Just looked her up....dayum. I like. Check out Tori Black Goes Greek. You can thank me later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 so he's bi ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Good for him. I'll **** her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Yawn! Atleast Brett Favre had better taste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 porn star chicks have cooties. WTHBS, good for him, 22 years old is a great time to be a young man. I never got more pookie than I did in my 22nd year Maybe bc you call it pookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 PORN STAR BIBI JONES IS UP FOR GRABS Porn star Bibi Jones stopped by to catch up with Howard and confessed that she couldn’t sleep last night: “My voice is gone. I was up all night.” Bibi said she’d gone out to find a random guy (“I’m a cum-dumpster slut.”) and brought a kid in his late teens back to her hotel: “He might have even been younger than me. It didn’t last that long. He came instantly.” Howard wondered if anyone on staff would man up and bang Bibi, as they’d all turned her down last time she was on the show: “Even Gange, that fat bastard, turned her down.” Bibi hoped her new found maturity would play a factor: “I was a teenager last time and now I’m 20.” JD came in to say he tried, but Bibi blew him off: “I did try calling her, texting her--I can’t get a hold of her.” Bibi was more receptive in-studio: “I really want you hard cock inside me. Please.” Howard demanded JD bang Bibi, even allowing him a personal day to do so. EVEN MEDICATED PETE HAS A SHOT Medicated Pete was in the back office for the day, so he also tried his hand at picking up the porn star after singing a few lines of ‘Purple Rain’ to her: “Bibi. What’s up? How are you?” Asked if Pete could bang her--as he stood before her, with an open sore on his face--Bibi nodded: “Yeah. F’ me and leave.” Benjy then threw his hat in the ring: “I’ll finger her right now if she likes fingering.” Bibi declined. Bibi then allowed the guys to cop a feel if they’d like--Gange was the first in line: “These are the best breasts ever.” But Benjy had the right touch, prompting her to ask for more: “Oh! I love my nipples. Do that again.” Medicated Pete then went in: “Nice set-up you got here.” Bummed that he had to go last--especially after Pete--JD just went for a quick squeeze. A PORN STAR IS BORN Bibi said her parents hate her porn career: “But I still have a great relationship with them. We just don’t talk about it.”Admittedly, banging one of her dad’s buddies didn’t help: “It happened and I didn’t know...[that] they play racquetball together. I just met him out.” Howard asked how many fellow students she’d banged in high school, so Bibi shrugged: “I don’t know. Countless.” Gary came in to recount an anecdote about Bibi: “I heard you lost a Super Bowl bet and had to gangbang 18 guys?” Bibi corrected him: “It was 12 guys...they were Canadians.” Asked if she had any boundaries, Bibi confessed that she’d readily bang anyone--even family: “I have a cousin--a second cousin--in the military.” THE TRUE COST OF A POUNDING Before she left, Bibi outlined the emotional cost of her business: “I love porn. Don’t get me wrong, I love what I do. But at the same time, I know that I’m hurting...my family. And I know that it’s not the best lifestyle to live. But I have so much fun. I have so much fun with it. And I love getting pounded.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I spend all of my Bye Weeks dropping mad goo on the skizzas. Believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 She's hot. It's just unfortunate her vag looks like a bunch of cold cuts exploded out the bottom of a ziplock bag : / Best 4th post ever. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Best porn star goes to Isis Taylor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Do you guys think that conversation she had on Stern was for real? I mean, it had to be contrived, lies, a set-up, part of her grand marketing plan, etc. I find it hard to beleive that someone could have such little respect for themselves unless it was a means to an end - exposure and promoting herself as the next big porn star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 MAUDE Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? DUDE Excuse me? MAUDE Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? DUDE I was talking about my rug. MAUDE You're not interested in sex? DUDE You mean coitus? MAUDE I like it too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. However there are some people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in it compulsively and without joy. DUDE Oh, no. MAUDE Oh yes Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance Bunny is one of these. DUDE Listen, Maude uh, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but uh, I don't see what this has to do with uh--do you have any kahlua? MAUDE Take a look at this, sir. DUDE Hmm? Oh, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus. BUNNY Hi. ULI Hello. Mein dizbatcher says zere iss somezing wrong mit deine kable. BUNNY Yeah, come on in, I'm not really sure exactly what's really wrong with the cable. ULI Dat's vhy day zent me, I'm un exspert. BUNNY The TV's in here. MAUDE You recognize her, of course. ULI Helga, bring mein toolz. BUNNY Oh, that's my friend Shari. She just came over to use the shower MAUDE The story is ludicrous. ULI Mein nommen ist Karl. Ich bin expert. SHARI You must be here to fix the cable. MAUDE Good lord. You can imagine where it goes from here. DUDE He fixes the cable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Why is his hand on his hips like that?he's posing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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