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But.....we have such a good thing going.....

Nah. Jane Goodall and a Tanzanian chimpanzee.

I have higher expectations that to be compared to JIF/Crusher. I hope that 5 years from now, you and I have more than the 3 jokes we started out with.

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The Gators should pick me up for this sweet 16 game. They could use my shooting. I'm just lights out lately. Call me, Jump Shoot 2000. Silky smooth. Its an art form. And I've mastered it.

You are the opposite of funny.

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The Gators should pick me up for this sweet 16 game. They could use my shooting. I'm just lights out lately. Call me, Jump Shoot 2000. Silky smooth. Its an art form. And I've mastered it.

Not to brag or anything, but I was playing a 2-on-2 pickup game earlier this evening with a couple buddies and this random giant black dude with a YMCA shirt on. Turns out he walked on at UNCW in the 80's, 4th in school history in rebounding, played against David Robinson when he was at Navy....no big deal, no Vince Carter or anything but solid.

Anyways, I led us on a comeback down 14-5 against this guy and a friend who's a short dude who isn't too bad. Won 16-14 with some sky hooks and 3-pointers. My jump-shot >>>> JiF's jump shot.

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In all seriousness I think we need to have a Mafia pickup game. Hess is black so I'm sure he's the best player. Wait...no....he's a country club tennis kid. Nevermind.

Pick and roll with my muffin top. I'll be wide open all day. Unfair.

You might have to shave your arms to fit in. CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!

Sexy. Aerodynamic. I'm in.

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And I'll take the ladies on my basketball team. You'll be so distracted, I'll be taking easy layups all game.

*in the huddle with verbal and the girls*

Verbal: I want to guard Ape.

Leelou: No, I do.

Nanootz: Nu-uh girls, he's mine.

Lily: Can I sit in his lap? Is that the same as guarding?

Leelou: No Lily, haha

Verbal: tee hee hee

Song: You guys can have Ape. I plan to make JIF my bitch.

Verbal: Oh, dangit - he was like, my second choice! hee hee

Leelou: Verbal, you look fat in those jeans by the way.

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*in the huddle with verbal and the girls*

Verbal: I want to guard Ape.

Leelou: No, I do.

Nanootz: Nu-uh girls, he's mine.

Lily: Can I sit in his lap? Is that the same as guarding?

Leelou: No Lily, haha

Verbal: tee hee hee

Song: You guys can have Ape. I plan to make JIF my bitch.

Verbal: Oh, dangit - he was like, my second choice! hee hee

Leelou: Verbal, you look fat in those jeans by the way.

LOL

unvote, Vote Nol

The Hess train is going no where.

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Unvote vote Nolder

Unofficial vote count

Pac (1) - SMC

Hess (4) - Ape, Leelou, Hess, JC

JIF (1) - Pac

Migisi (2) - Crusher, JIF

Vic (2) - Nae, Brett

Nolder (8) - Slats, Migisi, Verbal, Vic, Tina, AVM, Leelou, 80

Not Voting (3) - AVM, Nolder, Smash

With 19 alive, it will take 10 votes to lynch

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*in the huddle with verbal and the girls*

Verbal: I want to guard Ape.

Leelou: No, I do.

Nanootz: Nu-uh girls, he's mine.

Lily: Can I sit in his lap? Is that the same as guarding?

Leelou: No Lily, haha

Verbal: tee hee hee

Song: You guys can have Ape. I plan to make JIF my bitch.

Verbal: Oh, dangit - he was like, my second choice! hee hee

Leelou: Verbal, you look fat in those jeans by the way.

Hahahahaha yeah Verbal's such a ghey.

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I'm going to hammer Nolderp, btw.

For the scum that are queuing up their "Ape cased him but didn't vote him".

If he flips town for some reason, I'm going directly to the people that voted him under the veil of "Ape has a great read on him, I'll follow along like a sheep". Just FYI.

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That's only a day and and a half in "Sharrowtime".

Is that like Island time?

Who the **** am I voting for and why aren't they dead yet?

Oh look, someone stealing more JiF meme. Go figure.

I'm going to hammer Nolderp, btw.

For the scum that are queuing up their "Ape cased him but didn't vote him".

If he flips town for some reason, I'm going directly to the people that voted him under the veil of "Ape has a great read on him, I'll follow along like a sheep". Just FYI.

This is such a scum tactic from you. I've seen a thousand times. Nailed you like 4 games in a row doing the same thing but nobody would listen.

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This is such a scum tactic from you. I've seen a thousand times. Nailed you like 4 games in a row doing the same thing but nobody would listen.

Hi retard, in case you aren't paying attention - 80 and I have been signaling as masons like crazy. An easy thing to vet. But yeah, you got me!!!!

Moron.

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