Klecko73isGod Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Too funny: http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/jerry-jones-glory-hole/ Jerry Jones Said “I Want Me Some Glory Hole,” And He Meant It by Glenn Davis | 1:53 pm, July 30th, 2012 Sometimes you just have to sit there for a minute (or several), contemplating exactly how you want to go about writing something. Reading that not only did Jerry Jones use the phrase “glory hole” when talking to reportersabout the coming season (emphasis on “coming” hehehe nailed it), not only did he then use it again (saying, incredibly, “I want me some glory hole”), proving he meant to use it the first time and generally putting his media session in danger of turning into something likethis old Batman comic, but he’s apparently done this a lot? That was one of those times. One thing to do: see Jones actually saying this stuff for myself, to prove it wasn’t all too good to be true: Check. Glorious, glorious check. Now what? Well, Cowboys PR man Rich Dalrymple earned his money and reminded the gathered (and understandably snickering) media members that “glory hole” is actually a commonly-used phrase in the oil industry that made Jones rich. And apparently it is. The more you know. And with that done? Well… I’m stumped. All I can bring myself to do is keep marveling at Jones’ casual use of “glory hole.” I wish I had more jokes for you, but does this even need a joke? It’s Jerry Jones repeatedly saying “glory hole.” There’s nothing I can add to that. Well, except to posit that in the glory hole days Jones references, “I want me some glory hole!” might have been a pretty common exclamation among many members of the Cowboys. And that we hope this all ends with Rob Ryan yelling “I want me some glory hole!” during defensive meetings to fire up his troops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Dont we all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Dont we all. The difference is that the rest of us want to be on the non-kneeling side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Dont we all. You really walk right into these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 31, 2012 Author Share Posted July 31, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Any other owner and you assume he just misspoke. With Jones it's clearly a Freudian slip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 31, 2012 Author Share Posted July 31, 2012 A prominent NFL owner proclaims that he "wants me some glory hole" and we at Jet Nation can only muster five posts? What happened to the JN I used to know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 A prominent NFL owner proclaims that he "wants me some glory hole" and we at Jet Nation can only muster five posts? What happened to the JN I used to know? Tomshane and Jif turning every other thread into teh ghey is the explicit reason this thread is a dud. Finally an appropriate time for 90% of their banter, and it's all redundancy at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Tomshane and Jif turning every other thread into teh ghey is the explicit reason this thread is a dud. Finally an appropriate time for 90% of their banter, and it's all redundancy at this point. /realtalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Maybe we can trade Santonio Holmes to Dallas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 The difference is that the rest of us want to be on the non-kneeling side. I like to please as much as I like pleasure. Tomshane and Jif turning every other thread into teh ghey is the explicit reason this thread is a dud. Finally an appropriate time for 90% of their banter, and it's all redundancy at this point. The guy is obsessed with me...what am I supposed to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodeawhodat Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 lmmfao. I want me some glory hole! and he meant that sh*t!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 31, 2012 Author Share Posted July 31, 2012 lmmfao. I want me some glory hole! and he meant that sh*t!!! Hey! That's a great 3 wolf t-shirt in your avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego My Lageman Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 I thought it was a mistake or misquote but he acutally said it. Below is the telling real quote I want me some glory hole....yeee haawwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodeawhodat Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Hey! That's a great 3 wolf t-shirt in your avatar! that is not a t-shirt...that is actually a picture of the tatoo of a 3 wolf 1 moon t-shirt that I have on my back. but thanks anyway!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 The difference is that the rest of us want to be on the non-kneeling side. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 So what is the deal with this, he can't really know what that means right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted August 1, 2012 Author Share Posted August 1, 2012 So what is the deal with this, he can't really know what that means right? I think the video speaks for itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Couldn't take the 2 seconds to enlarge the font on that one, huh? Little too much work for ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Maybe we can trade Santonio Holmes to Dallas? Makes sense. "Everything is BIGGER in Texas." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted August 1, 2012 Author Share Posted August 1, 2012 Couldn't take the 2 seconds to enlarge the font on that one, huh? Little too much work for ya? Nope. Couldn't. Didn't have the time nor did I care enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Nope. Couldn't. Didn't have the time nor did I care enough. And yet you wonder why you were stripped of your "C". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Nope. Couldn't. Didn't have the time nor did I care enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted August 1, 2012 Author Share Posted August 1, 2012 And yet you wonder why you were stripped of your "C". These friggin' anchors ain't gonna sell themselves, gramps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Too funny: http://www.sportsgri...nes-glory-hole/ What a dumb ass..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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