TuscanyTile2 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I always liked "the prevent defense prevents you from winning". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 "You've got to run the ball and stop the run." That was a Todd Christensen fave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20andOut Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I will let you know right after i find a dictionary and look up aphorism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20andOut Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 OK, now I'm good. Here are two of the worst that you always here from announcers. "If they want to win they are going to have to score some point" "That guy is a football player!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe W. Namath Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Hes a pros pro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin L Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 "He would have scored a touchdown if he wasn't tackled." Wouldn't everybody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 "This isn't a good draft class for QBs." - Every jagaloon, every year, in ******* September. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 "We need to build through the draft" -some idiot, in January "Dream offseason: we sign (list of five utterly mediocre players)" -the same idiot, in March Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Herman Edwards has and always will be a goldmine. ''Like those horses in Central Park, they have those blinders. No peripheral vision at all. Keep those blinders on. Here's the road, it's dark, don't worry about the light. It could be a train, it could be a flashlight. Trust what I'm telling you, it's not a train.'' I could literally be here all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Clouds Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 "This game is going to be won in the trenches". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 "Enjoy the Kool-Aid. Make sure nobody pours any poison in your Kool-Aid today. If they don't like it, too bad. Enjoy your Kool-Aid, men." Classic. I'm sure almost everyone on here knows that one in their sleep. “I tell ya, that's the most pampered right arm since Zsa Zsa Gabor slapped that Beverly Hills policeman some years back. But Chad's worth it. He's our guy. As soon as he can throw 20 yards downfield, we'll know he's back at full strength.” I used to save his quotes religiously. Unfortunately, a crap ton of his obscure non-sequiturs were lost when my laptop went on fire years ago. What you find now isn't even close to how fab some of them were. There was one about rides in Disneyland, it'll come to me. I didn't dislike Herm as much as a bunch of other fans towards the end. I was just sad, mostly. A confluence of injury, implosion, and some serious ineptness thrown in. Foiled again. I really wanted him to succeed here, partly because I never understood what the fukk he was talking about. What made me laugh more than anything was that when some fans really started to hate him and wanted him to get hit by the same bus the Jets were once on, those same people, who in effect got what they wanted, tore him a new one over the K.C. fib. It was like scribbling out your ex-boyfriend's face with a Bic pen in your HS yearbook while singing 'I Think I Love You' by the Partridge Family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 "You play to win the game". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roscoeword Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Herm is dominating this thread. Can we have more non-Herb aphorisms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 1 hour ago, roscoeword said: Herm is dominating this thread. Can we have more non-Herb aphorisms? Non-Herb, haha, points and and kisses, but no. I think he actually once said, "We are denominating." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 "Can I smell them?" -Rex Ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 "It's not the skill, it's the will!" So I guess I can scale Mt. Fuji naked and not die. Haha, Curtis Martin was looking around like . . . what? There was something about a carousel thrown in, too. Off-topic, but I never heard if Curtis Martin got a pay day from Lloyd's of London. I rarely look stuff up. My slaves do my bidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I did have a vintage 'Pretty Feet' lotion pic avatar elsewhere for a while, cuz, well, I'm me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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