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17 minutes ago, BP said:

I had a nerve block that lasted almost 4 days. I threw the rest of them down the toilet. I don’t see how people get addicted to them.

 

Pain and the high feeling if you take enough of them. 

Been there done that. 

Never again. 

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Lots of foods can boost volume and resultant audible "wow" factor but if you want a shortcut to make the fumes noxious, add cumin to everything you eat for two days. They will feel oven-hot coming out and linger on your clothes afterward allowing for extended release crop dusting. The bouquet will challenge the old adage of "everyone enjoys the smell of their own brand."

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On 9/26/2021 at 10:57 AM, BP said:

I took Percocets for 3 days after shoulder surgery and didn’t drop a deuce for 8 days. Then I drop (2) 2” diameter 24” long logs into the toilet and almost clogged my sewer line. I’ve been drinking prune juice eating yogurt and fruit every day since. It’s fresh in my mind.

Did you weigh in and weigh out?

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Fascinating topic. For me, a nice charred steak with an IPA will do the trick. Also, from back in my partying days a very long time ago, coke would sometimes make me rip ones that could wake up the dead. 

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Isn't there an infamous thread on this vary subject?  Something along the lines of eating a pound of raisins.

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