New York Mick Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 So far a combo of wings, Indian curry, Guinness, lentil and sausage soup and a onion, spinach and feta omelet has done well but I need to step up my game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Back in the day whey protein with creatine monohydrate used to make the worst ******* gas I've ever smelled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted February 1, 2020 Author Share Posted February 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, CTM said: Back in the day whey protein with creatine monohydrate used to make the worst ******* gas I've ever smelled. Oh yea. I forgot about that. I’ll mix that in as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Crusher Posted February 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 1, 2020 Cabbage and beer. I could kill a small village with the right breeze. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenwichjetfan Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Depends. Are we going for: (a) silent but deadly (b) loud but not foul (c) silent and tame or (d) loud and foul? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache 51 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Feta cheese farts are atrocious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted February 1, 2020 Author Share Posted February 1, 2020 1 hour ago, The Crusher said: Cabbage and beer. I could kill a small village with the right breeze. Definitely cabbage. After Saint Patrick’s Day my house smells like Chernobyl. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Broccoli farts are deadly also egg farts deviled eggs will have the place smelling like a sulfur factory eyes will water. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 19 hours ago, greenwichjetfan said: Depends. Are we going for: (a) silent but deadly (b) loud but not foul (c) silent and tame or (d) loud and foul? i was wondering what the rules for judging were as well ... if nasty $h*ts on the toilet are allowed along with the farts then a simple mixture of coffee and then yogurt does a pretty good job for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Baked beans is always a welcome addition when it comes to polluting the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 On 1/31/2020 at 6:28 PM, New York Mick said: So far a combo of wings, Indian curry, Guinness, lentil and sausage soup and a onion, spinach and feta omelet has done well but I need to step up my game. Note to self never ever accept an invite to a football game at @New York Mick house and never eat his tailgate food if given the opportunity the guy wants to poison people just to smell there farts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 White Castle and Wendy's chili 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 11 hours ago, joewilly12 said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted February 9, 2020 Author Share Posted February 9, 2020 On 2/2/2020 at 10:47 AM, SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN said: White Castle and Wendy's chili Definitely White Manna with onions after drinking all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNJet Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 1) Boiled eggs and Bourbon 2) White castles with chilli End of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Venison and beer is considered chemical warfare in must first world nations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I had a quart of broccoli and cheddar cheese soup for lunch today. My stomach is rumbling and stumbling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 1 hour ago, joewilly12 said: I had a quart of broccoli and cheddar cheese soup for lunch today. My stomach is rumbling and stumbling. A shot of Jameson and two or three pints of Guinness should settle that right up. Should have absolutely no influence on your anticipated flatulence. Trust me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 49 minutes ago, munchmemory said: A shot of Jameson and two or three pints of Guinness should settle that right up. Should have absolutely no influence on your anticipated flatulence. Trust me. Fart Death Did a man die in his sleep from breathing in his own farts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted April 2, 2020 Author Share Posted April 2, 2020 My wife made burgers last night venison, black beans, jalapeños, fresh garlic and onion soup mix topped with pepper jack. That mixed with a few pints of Guinness. Holy hell 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
82nd Airborne Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 How do you feel when you make people gag from your nasty smelly poop in a public restroom? 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 On 1/31/2020 at 5:42 PM, The Crusher said: Cabbage and beer. I could kill a small village with the right breeze. ...or the left. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 7 hours ago, New York Mick said: My wife made burgers last night venison, black beans, jalapeños, fresh garlic and onion soup mix topped with pepper jack. That mixed with a few pints of Guinness. Holy hell That could kill any coronavirus . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 hour ago, SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN said: That could kill any coronavirus . As well as any malevolent microorganism in all the known galaxies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Beer and hummus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobR Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Refried beans.....no combo needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 15 hours ago, RobR said: Refried beans.....no combo needed. Oh, I think a heaping helping of kimchi added to the refried beans might have something to say about that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 4 hours ago, munchmemory said: Oh, I think a heaping helping of kimchi added to the refried beans might have something to say about that. Oh, man, I love kimchi. And farting. Perfect combo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted September 26, 2021 Author Share Posted September 26, 2021 Fermented pea protein for the win. Sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 @SouthernJet @jgb lol thugturds. How did you miss this? fistfulls of raisins and hard boiled eggs before flights after a tall delicious glass of prune juice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 2 hours ago, BP said: @SouthernJet @jgb lol thugturds. How did you miss this? fistfulls of raisins and hard boiled eggs before flights after a tall delicious glass of prune juice My God I thought you guys were talking farts not blowing out your assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: My God I thought you guys were talking farts not blowing out your assholes. I took Percocets for 3 days after shoulder surgery and didn’t drop a deuce for 8 days. Then I drop (2) 2” diameter 24” long logs into the toilet and almost clogged my sewer line. I’ve been drinking prune juice eating yogurt and fruit every day since. It’s fresh in my mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, BP said: I took Percocets for 3 days after shoulder surgery and didn’t drop a deuce for 8 days. Then I drop (2) 2” diameter 24” long logs into the toilet and almost clogged my sewer line. I’ve been drinking prune juice eating yogurt and fruit every day since. It’s fresh in my mind. Oxycodone blocks my pipes thats why I refuse to take it I rather be in pain than all backed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 Just now, joewilly12 said: Oxycodone blocks my pipes thats why I refuse to take it I rather be unpin then all backed up. I had a nerve block that lasted almost 4 days. I threw the rest of them down the toilet. I don’t see how people get addicted to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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