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So far a combo of wings, Indian curry, Guinness, lentil and sausage soup and a onion, spinach and feta omelet has done well but I need to step up my game. 

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Back in the day whey protein with creatine monohydrate used to make the worst ******* gas I've ever smelled.

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6 minutes ago, CTM said:

Back in the day whey protein with creatine monohydrate used to make the worst ******* gas I've ever smelled.

Oh yea. I forgot about that. I’ll mix that in as well. 

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1 hour ago, The Crusher said:

Cabbage and beer. I could kill a small village with the right breeze. 

Definitely cabbage. After Saint Patrick’s Day my house smells like Chernobyl. 

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Broccoli farts are deadly also egg farts deviled eggs will have the place smelling like a sulfur factory eyes will water. 

 

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19 hours ago, greenwichjetfan said:

Depends. Are we going for: (a) silent but deadly (b) loud but not foul (c) silent and tame or (d) loud and foul?

i was wondering what the rules for judging were as well ... if nasty $h*ts on the toilet are allowed along with the farts then a simple mixture of coffee and then yogurt does a pretty good job for me

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Baked beans is always a welcome addition when it comes to polluting the air.

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On 1/31/2020 at 6:28 PM, New York Mick said:

So far a combo of wings, Indian curry, Guinness, lentil and sausage soup and a onion, spinach and feta omelet has done well but I need to step up my game. 

Note to self never ever accept an invite to a football game at @New York Mick house and never eat his tailgate food if given the opportunity the guy wants to poison people just to smell there farts. 

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On 2/2/2020 at 10:47 AM, SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN said:

White Castle and Wendy's chili  

Definitely White Manna with onions after drinking all night. 

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1) Boiled eggs and Bourbon

2) White castles with chilli

End of story.

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I had a quart of broccoli and cheddar cheese soup for lunch today.

My stomach is rumbling and stumbling. 

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1 hour ago, joewilly12 said:

I had a quart of broccoli and cheddar cheese soup for lunch today.

My stomach is rumbling and stumbling. 

A shot of Jameson and two or three pints of Guinness should settle that right up.  Should have absolutely no influence on your anticipated flatulence.  Trust me.

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49 minutes ago, munchmemory said:

A shot of Jameson and two or three pints of Guinness should settle that right up.  Should have absolutely no influence on your anticipated flatulence.  Trust me.

Fart Death

Did a man die in his sleep from breathing in his own farts?

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